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| Nov 20th, 2009 11:16 PM | ||
| Sacks | My friend has a de-clawed cat that gets slappy when you pet it. Everyone thinks it's mad but I think it just likes high fives. | |
| Nov 20th, 2009 07:10 PM | ||
| Nick | My kitty doesn't mind if you touch his paws or anything. He's quite the mellow lil guy. He just wants to sleep, eat, and play with his toys. :3 | |
| Nov 20th, 2009 04:13 PM | ||
| Dimnos |
[quote=BABALITY PANCAKES;659771] quote] A friend of mine has a cat that looks like this except she has a much more panther like physique. She too is a total bitch and will hiss at you if you even reach out to pet her. If you actually touch her you get the claw. I have seen this bitch rocket up a tree and nab a bird before it could take flight. She proceeded to gnaw on its neck and carry it to the back door to leave as a gift. |
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| Nov 20th, 2009 01:17 PM | ||
| Kitsa | lots of cats do the tummy trap...roll over and act like they're inviting you to rub their tummy, then scratch the bejesus out of you when you try. | |
| Nov 20th, 2009 12:53 PM | ||
| Tadao | LOL, when I was a Tadpole, we had a cat named Princess that would scratch the shit out of you if you got anywhere near it. | |
| Nov 20th, 2009 01:15 AM | ||
| Babs |
My cat is a bitch that doesn't like her belly to be touched or paws. Like I just stated, she's a bitch. That bitch's name is Paris. |
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| Nov 19th, 2009 09:00 PM | ||
| Nick | After adopting my new kitty from an animal shelter I feel that I would rather adopt animals than purchase them. Makes me feel good about myself that I'm saving cute animals. :3 | |
| Nov 18th, 2009 03:25 PM | ||
| Kitsa |
I looked back and I didn't see what was missing. Was it a picture? edit: oh, you're right. There are at least two posts missing. But they weren't really relevant in the first place so it was no big loss. |
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| Nov 18th, 2009 03:19 PM | ||
| executioneer |
i dont see any edits 
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| Nov 18th, 2009 02:34 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg |
I noticed too.
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| Nov 18th, 2009 02:17 PM | ||
| Sacks | Someone has removed something from this thread and it's very upsetting. | |
| Nov 7th, 2009 02:06 PM | ||
| Babs |
I think MattJack honestly nailed it here. Quote:
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| Nov 7th, 2009 09:39 AM | ||
| Aaarg |
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sour...38581&t=h&z=15 This is where it lives. |
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| Nov 7th, 2009 05:12 AM | ||
| kahljorn | Is it a mountain loving dog? Cause maybe it would be happy just roaming the country side. | |
| Nov 6th, 2009 09:06 AM | ||
| Aaarg | Not in the mountains of western North Carolina! | |
| Nov 5th, 2009 06:31 PM | ||
| kahljorn | i dunno if anyone mentioned this but, at least in california, all ( i think all) animal shelters now have a no kill policy. | |
| Nov 5th, 2009 10:54 AM | ||
| Kitsa |
Aaarg: I hope it works out. It would be nice to give the dog a good indoor home  Chojin: Not exactly sure how to respond to that, but I'm sure I'll do something to change your opinion of me in the future. Stay tuned! |
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| Nov 4th, 2009 09:29 PM | ||
| Chojin |
kitsa is easily in my top 3 favorite people here fyi |
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| Nov 4th, 2009 04:15 PM | ||
| Aaarg |
That cat has gorgeous eyes! Someone at work just moved into her own house and she says she'll probably be able to take the dog. She has two cats but they're used to being around dogs. She also said one of the local vets is a regular customer, so she'll talk to him to see what options we have, locally. Hopefully it would work out. We can't keep this dog, and Danielle is a friend to animals. I love the idea of this pitbull living indoors and getting spoiled. |
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| Nov 4th, 2009 01:14 PM | ||
| MattJack |
gain her trust and slowly get her in your house once she feels safe and comfortable in your house that's when you start pouring the pinot noir. Then you really want to open your ears up and listen to what she has to say because I'm sure she's been through some mess, ya know? Since she has some children she'll probably be upset over not providing for them. She'll put a good bit of blame on herself, but at the same time put blame on their father(s) so that you won't think she's a completely crazy bi*ch who deserves everything she's gotten so far in life. Just tell her that you think she's a great mother and that it's probably all just a bunch of bad luck. Turn on the TV as background noise, and be sure to have something with Matthew Mcconaughey on, but make sure it isn't that dragon movie or that one where he's a loser that fuc*s little red heads that are 14 years old. That would be a deal breaker. After the movie, deep conversation, and the wine is done you let her know that it's fine if she stays, and you will even let her sleep in your room. You gotta catch up on some reports for work, so you'll just sleep on the couch anyways. Now if you've done everything correctly, she'll be wanting you to go to sleep in your room too. She'll say she's scared or that it isn't fair to you and you've done enough for her already. Reassure her that it's fine and send her to bed, but tell her that you'll consider it. After an hour or so has passed you'll want to shotgun about two or three beers(six if you have hair on your chest though). Wait about 20 minutes and then brush your teeth and wash your hands really, really well. Spray a little bit of that cologne you got on you on your neck and stomach too, but don't bathe in it for christ's sake. You want to be subtle. Now right before you go to sneak into the bedroom to lay next to her you should probably do a few push ups. You've been neglecting the gym, but you want to atleast somewhat resemble how you looked in your glory days. Sure it won't be like it was then, but you just shotgunned a few beers, so who gives a shi*? Take off your shirt after your done with your "workout" and sneak in bed next to her with some pajama bottoms on or possibly some running shorts. You don't want to lay next to her in just your underwear because then you'd be some kind of pressumptious assho*e even though she clearly was looking at you with those hungry, lonely eyes, so you need to act like you honestly just want to get some sleep. Remember, you're trying to act like you care and you want her to trust you. Brush against her "on accident" once you get into bed. Chances are she won't wake up, so ease up next to her and pretend that youre asleep. This technique may back-fire because (a)she might not make the first move, (b)she might of never have woken up, or (c)you have passed out on accident due to your alcohol conssumption. So if nothing of importance happens within 10 minutes it'll be time to try something else. I mean, you don't want to lose your buzz right? What would even be the point of all this if you didn't have a buzz? So lightly run your fingers down her back or through her hair. She'll wake up, but she probably won't know why she woke up. Whisper that you're sorry to wake her up and that you've tried sleeping on the couch, but all it did was just play hell on your back. Tell her you're sorry again and that you'll be asleep on the other side of the bed. Roll over and put your back facing her. While you're pretending to try and go back to sleep she'll come around. They always come around. She'll roll over and face your back. She'll say she can't sleep, or maybe she'll thank you for everything you've done for her. Now all you have to do is wait for your feet to touch. Once your bodies make contact youre in like flint, son. The next morning you have to tell her that you have to be at work in an hour, and unfortunately the extermination guy is coming to fumigate you're place today. It's not due to roaches or some gross ass bugs like that because youre a clean guy and you handle your business when it comes to mopping and shi*. She'll probably ask if she can wait outside or hang around until you come home because she's, you know, homeless. Tell her you'd like for that to happen, but the landlord is a jerk and he'll throw you out if he sees somebody living there that isn't on the lease. Once she's out of the house and you "go to work." You're in the clear man. Call your buddy that is coming back home tomorrow from his vacation and tell him that you fed his cats while he was gone. Also tell him that you drank about six of his beers in the fridge last night as well as polishing off his $13 bottle of wine.You had the day off today and just got a little too into the game last night while watching his big ass flat screen. Tell him you crashed there last night too because you got a little "too drunk." Tell him that you'll hit him back ASAP before he has a chance to say anything. He'll say, "awww man it's cool bruh, thanks for looking after my place while I was gone!" Just go home and roll a cigarillo at this point and remember how good it feels to be you. You're welcome. |
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| Nov 4th, 2009 11:46 AM | ||
| captain516 |
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| Nov 4th, 2009 11:37 AM | ||
| Zomboid | I have two cats and two dogs. I just don't dress them up in shit like that because I don't enjoy being a prick to animals by making them look stupid. | |
| Nov 4th, 2009 11:35 AM | ||
| captain516 |
Why don't you like cats zomboid?
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| Nov 4th, 2009 11:32 AM | ||
| Kitsa |
Yep. Same bone structure, same shine to the fur...does yours have gray-pink pawpads too? Anyway, don't mean to derail...let us know what you decide, Aaarg. |
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| Nov 4th, 2009 11:25 AM | ||
| Dimnos |
I would say she is. Looks almost exactly like mine.
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