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| Nov 6th, 2005 02:15 AM | |||
| Marc Summers | She already changed it once for me :/ | ||
| Nov 6th, 2005 01:40 AM | |||
| Rosenstern |
She won't change the name until you've given her a good ass-whupping  . I know from experience.
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| Nov 6th, 2005 01:28 AM | |||
| Marc Summers |
This is now the "Give Marc Summers pity because those damn bitches are ignoring him again" thread 
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| Nov 5th, 2005 06:55 PM | |||
| blackwar12 | yeah its too sad. | ||
| Nov 5th, 2005 11:38 AM | |||
| kellychaos | Sad, really. :/ | ||
| Nov 4th, 2005 10:47 PM | |||
| Marc Summers |
And yet again another big post goes to waste
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| Nov 4th, 2005 10:44 PM | |||
| Guitar Woman | way to use a picture from the wrong part of the movie | ||
| Nov 4th, 2005 10:42 PM | |||
| FartinMowler |
 BUBBA You ever been on a real shrimp boat? FORREST No, but I been on a real big boat. BUBBA I'm talkin' about a shrimp catchin' boat. I've been workin' on shrimp boats all my life. I started out my uncle's boat, that's my mother's brother, when I was about maybe nine. I was just lookin' into buyin' a boat of my own and got drafted. My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue. Bubba and Forrest shake hands. BUBBA People call me Bubba. Just like one of them redneck boys. Can you believe that? FORREST My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. |
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| Nov 4th, 2005 10:14 PM | |||
| Guitar Woman | No because we all know you're too stupid | ||
| Nov 4th, 2005 10:09 PM | |||
| FartinMowler | You would have thought I would have used that as a user name :/ | ||
| Nov 4th, 2005 09:46 PM | |||
| whoreable | dude thats fucking gold | ||
| Nov 4th, 2005 08:04 PM | |||
| Sam |
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| Nov 4th, 2005 07:57 PM | |||
| Marc Summers |
OK whoreable, I guess I'll take the first jab since you're a JERK  So...whoreable. I'll bet you think you're witty with such an obvious play on words. I also bet that you masturbate to yourself every night just thinking about how you are just the pinnacle of mankind, and everyone who isn't you is just like the scum you find in a discarded tuna can while dumpster diving. You probably look down on all those who engage in sexual intercourse, but secretly, you're jealous. Jealous that you can't have a cylindrical object sticking into your ass. Well, let me save you some anguish.  I give you: the Hello Kitty Vibrator. This also comes with 2700 different phrases which I'm sure you'll enjoy... 2000 Japanese phrases so you can figure out what the hell everyone is saying in the robo-tentacle hentai you enjoy in the privacy of your own room. 699 Different types of High-pitched girly Japanese moaning ranging from out-of-breath moans to the screaming ones. I'm sure you'd probably listening to these the most, because you're too much of an arrogant and lazy bastard to do it yourself. 1 Emergency phrase "FUCK OFF I'M TAKING A DOUCHE!!" in case your Mother overhears you thrashing about in the bathroom. Unfortunately for you, there is no hope. In thirty years (when you're age 65) you might realize what a fucking pompous douchebag you are, but it would be too late by then. The years will have ravaged your body and mind (which there was little of in the first place), leaving you in a constantly bewildered state. The only thing that will keep you from a complete and total mental breakdown will be the one and only Hello Kitty Vibrator. I'm such a nice guy. You can thank me in 30 years. |
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| Nov 4th, 2005 11:36 AM | |||
| Guitar Woman |
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| Nov 4th, 2005 09:10 AM | |||
| MetalMilitia |
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 11:15 PM | |||
| Pub Lover |
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 10:49 PM | |||
| Marc Summers |
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The court will now hear Summers v. Whoreable NOW IN SESSION GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BRING IT BITCH IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 09:23 PM | |||
| Gurlugon |
Hi, GW. I don't really mind you but the whole played-out humor thing doesn't work. I don't know if you mangle it or what but it isn't working. fartin is creepy and uses emoticons. |
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 08:11 PM | |||
| whoreable | bring it the fuck on | ||
| Nov 3rd, 2005 08:09 PM | |||
| Guitar Woman |
I mean what do I look like some kind of slut 
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 08:06 PM | |||
| Guitar Woman | I take pride in the fact that I still posess my virginity plzkthx | ||
| Nov 3rd, 2005 08:03 PM | |||
| ArrowX | Probably need to drive a smart car, it too small. You know from all that not getting fucked. | ||
| Nov 3rd, 2005 07:57 PM | |||
| whoreable | fartin mowler should drive a racecar up your vagina | ||
| Nov 3rd, 2005 07:51 PM | |||
| Guitar Woman |
I bet fartin put you up to this because he obviously can't compare to my coolness how much is that lil pussy paying you
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 07:46 PM | |||
| whoreable | bring it the fuck on | ||
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