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Apr 15th, 2004 03:20 PM
Sticks Name it llama...
Apr 15th, 2004 02:06 PM
mesobe I found a turtle too. its head was sticking out of my ass.
Apr 13th, 2004 02:26 PM
Meeg I owned a turtle once. My cousin and I shared it. We sold some crappy pictures we colored to our neighbors to save up some money for it. We ended up making like $20... which isn't bad considering the pictures sucked. I was in second grade then. We ended up naming it Tyler... though Dino was next in line. I think he's still alive now... damn things live for ever. Last time I saw him he was still in his fish tank on top of my cousin's dresser.
---Meeg
Apr 13th, 2004 02:57 AM
Freaky Sheek Is it to late to congratulate you on the refrence

If not congratulations
Apr 13th, 2004 01:30 AM
Esuohlim WAIT, I WAS GOING TO MENTION YURTLE AND EVERYONE WOULD CONGRATULATE ME ON MY REFERENCE
Apr 12th, 2004 11:40 PM
Jeanette X ...and a happy ending was had for all.
Apr 12th, 2004 09:35 PM
HickMan Thanks milhouse

Call it soupy
Apr 12th, 2004 08:35 PM
Big McLargehuge
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Originally Posted by Drev
Ok, the turtle's gone now.

My cousin came over and took him with him.

Someone change the subject PLEASE.
DID YOUR COUSIN FUCK IT?
Apr 12th, 2004 07:26 PM
Spastic Colon Firecrackers have countless beneficial uses... WHEN IN THE ANUS OF A TURTLE!
Apr 12th, 2004 07:05 PM
Gurlugon How about we talk about how he's going to abuse it?

Oh.
Apr 12th, 2004 07:03 PM
Drev Ok, the turtle's gone now.

My cousin came over and took him with him.

Someone change the subject PLEASE.
Apr 12th, 2004 04:11 PM
kellychaos There's got to be something inhumane about boxing a turtle ... and painting them couldn't be too good for 'em either.
Apr 12th, 2004 08:51 AM
Matt Harty
Apr 11th, 2004 01:20 PM
eggyolk how about squirtle?
Apr 10th, 2004 09:54 PM
Jeanette X
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I live in central Kentucky. Also, I am actually helping the turtle because the kids here have a reputation of killing turtles.
I stand corrected. And your turtle is either the Midland or the Southern painted turtle.

Young eat mostly maggots, earthworms, insect larvae, and beetles; adults eat insects, snails, crayfish, and tadpoles. I suppose you can get the food you need for it at a pet store.

Make sure you wash your hands after you handle it, because they can carry salmonella.
Apr 10th, 2004 03:01 PM
Spastic Colon When you name it you get attached to it. IT WILL DIE. OR HAVE BABIES... somehow.

Call it Nigel.
Apr 10th, 2004 02:26 PM
Drev I live in central Kentucky. Also, I am actually helping the turtle because the kids here have a reputation of killing turtles.

I'm gonna give to my cousin on Monday, and he'll either take care of it, or give it to his grandma since she has a nice pond it can live at.
Apr 10th, 2004 10:37 AM
FromThe13thFloor Twist and Shout, John!
Apr 10th, 2004 10:33 AM
Emu
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Originally Posted by FromThe13thFloor
Jeanette X! AKA Steve Erwin!
shut up
Apr 10th, 2004 10:11 AM
Gurlugon I have a turtle.

His name is Vinnie.
Apr 10th, 2004 10:07 AM
FromThe13thFloor Jeanette X! AKA Steve Erwin!
Apr 10th, 2004 09:49 AM
Jeanette X
Quote:
Originally Posted by Drev
I was wrong. It's not a box turtle, but a painted turtle
Okay, I don't think that one's endangered. I haven't found anything that says it is. Where do you live? I can probably figure out the subspecies.
Apr 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Cap'n Crunch SHELLY
Apr 9th, 2004 10:36 PM
DamnthatDavid Call it Faggot.
Apr 9th, 2004 10:28 PM
Drev I was wrong. It's not a box turtle, but a painted turtle
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