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Apr 21st, 2006 11:22 AM
Trash I once killed a kitten on total accident. I was just driving to the city, when i heard a horrible sound. And when i went to check it out, i saw a kitten with it's head completely smashed by my tire. I felt horrible. At least (i pray) it had a quick and painless death.
Apr 21st, 2006 04:55 AM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by Terra
How long have you been in service White Rat? Are you to be going active soon?
I've been in for about a year and have been here since the first week of October.

Right now it's looking that my window of opporatunity is January 07. That's what i've been told by my supervisors although i'm trying to volunteer to go earlier because of some conflicts with family events back home during that time.
Apr 21st, 2006 12:37 AM
Terra Coz he has teh purty eyes.
Apr 21st, 2006 12:36 AM
Guitar Woman When I take over the universe every MySpace page will be destroyed immediately! With the exception of willie's, of course.
Apr 21st, 2006 12:32 AM
maggiekarp Huh, maybe the fact that most of the girls in the class have Myspace pages might account for that, huh?

I've read them, they cannot type
Apr 21st, 2006 12:30 AM
Guitar Woman Only because I haven't the courage to venture out of the safety of I-Mock.
Apr 21st, 2006 12:29 AM
sadie you've obviously not been paying attention to the grammatical skills of the internet users around you.
Apr 21st, 2006 12:28 AM
Guitar Woman Why not? It's fun :o
Apr 21st, 2006 12:27 AM
maggiekarp There were trick questions

How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm not judgemental
Apr 21st, 2006 12:23 AM
Guitar Woman How the fuck did they get bad scores on a fifth grade level grammar quiz? Is your class completely retarded or something?
Apr 21st, 2006 12:20 AM
maggiekarp No, our teacher had a review on this stuff to see if we could just skip it, but alot of the other students didn't get good scores so the whole class has to do stuff so we can see what we need to study.

[edit]You're never too old to feel sad about cold little orphan kittens
Apr 21st, 2006 12:15 AM
Guitar Woman No offense, but how fucking old are you, 12?
Apr 21st, 2006 12:14 AM
maggiekarp I'm doing an assignment online on subject/verb agreements and this question came up:



Which sentence uses correct subject/verb agreement?
A. The kittens that crawled out from under the abandoned car was shivering.
B. Most of one kitten’s fur were covered with grease and grime.
C. The rest of the kittens in the litter was clean, but wet.
D. The parents of the litter were nowhere to be found.


I hate quizzes with depressing questions
Apr 20th, 2006 11:45 PM
Terra How long have you been in service White Rat? Are you to be going active soon?
Apr 20th, 2006 11:37 PM
WhiteRat Granted I haven't been to Iraq yet and I have it fairly easy here in Japan but things aren't exactly peechy keen all the time. I don't think people realize the sacrifices that one makes when they join the military, especially when they are overseas. You are basically leaving your life behind as well as in the hands of the government.

That's why I respect everyone in the military, even the cooks who serve me my scrambled eggs at the chow hall.
Apr 20th, 2006 11:34 PM
Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by WhiteRat
I didn't think that the branch he was in really mattered.
Do you even know anything about the air force? Excluding the guys that terra's talking about, they're the shittiest uptightest pussiest and most retarded branch of the army (I guess you could say they just plane suck, haha). If I had such a terrible job I'm pretty sure I'd be a violent maniac too.

I wouldn't kill kitties though
Apr 20th, 2006 11:32 PM
Terra My father used to rig chutes in Vietnam. When something happened and a chute failed, the military made sure they were out there to examine the remains. It haunted my dad and he talked about all the time. One time the military brought in boots of somebody who had hit the ground standing up. Everything that the jumper was, remained in those full boots. I can only PARTIALLY-FRACTIONALLY imagine what haunts those men that service life or death equipement.

I don't justify kitty killing. But I can't imagine what the military goes through and what I hear from my uncles and my father, is filtered for decorum. It has to be hell.
Apr 20th, 2006 11:31 PM
WhiteRat I didn't think that the branch he was in really mattered.
Apr 20th, 2006 11:28 PM
Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by maggiekarp
hurting someone in war is a hell of alot different than hurting someone in everyday life.
ever hear of the ten comandments
well
they say you shouldn't kill or hurt people no matter what

And Whiterat, why didn't you say he was in the air force earlier? It would have explained a lot.
Apr 20th, 2006 11:25 PM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by maggiekarp
Wait, why would maintaining a fighter jet make someone crazy?
Just join the Air Force and you'll get your answer.
Apr 20th, 2006 11:24 PM
Terra Well have lots of fun! And stay away from dem kitties!!
Apr 20th, 2006 11:24 PM
maggiekarp Wait, why would maintaining a fighter jet make someone crazy?
Apr 20th, 2006 11:22 PM
WhiteRat If you consider maintaining a fighter jet as hurting someone, then he is guilty as charged and we need to muster together a group willing to string him up and serve him juistice.

Terra where I come from we don't associate with you Deliverance folk. Now if you excuse me I have a date with a debutant right now.
Apr 20th, 2006 11:22 PM
maggiekarp They might have died anyway, really. Drowning might be considered a more humane death than other bad stuf, y'know. And I think it used to be a common practice, now that I remember an old Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom died and was in front of Heaven's gate and the other cats in front of him were run over or something, and there was a wet sack of kittens

I wouldn't drown kittens, though.

[edit]GW, hurting someone in war is a hell of alot different than hurting someone in everyday life.
Apr 20th, 2006 11:18 PM
Guitar Woman I'm questioning your definition of "nice guy" if you're talking about someone who drowned a bunch of kittens, as opposed to putting them up for adoption when they were weaned so he could spread the love.

Also, didn't you say he was a vietnam vet? He must have hurt someone while he was over there.
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