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Oct 31st, 2004 01:02 PM
AChimp THAT'S EVEN MORE AWESOME OMG.
Oct 31st, 2004 12:30 PM
Terra Oh shit, Chimp! I thought I was fucking your girlfriends!!!
Oct 31st, 2004 12:27 PM
AChimp I think it's really hot that you were fucking your girlfriends, too. We are now an Internet Couple(tm) and you can live in my harem.
Oct 31st, 2004 12:09 PM
Terra Yeah me too. Jesus. Is Matt still here??? I hope my friends didn't run into his friends. Or AChimps friends. God. What if we, like KNEW each other and were bragging about each other and we were like really, REALLY each other friends that we were bragging about but we didn't really like KNOW IT?????
Oct 31st, 2004 11:57 AM
AChimp Sorry, guys. I haven't been around much for the last few days because I was busy fucking my girlfriends in front of my millions of friends. What did I miss?
Oct 30th, 2004 12:19 PM
Helm
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it stirred up Rongi n Pals
I'd like to point out that I'm not one of Rongis 'pals' and I still think you're being really silly about your girlfriends/friends whatever so don't think this is just some kneejerk reaction by a clique of posters revolving around that moron.
Oct 30th, 2004 07:47 AM
Seven Force
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Originally Posted by Mad Max
3 Funny things about this fucktard thread...

1. When OAO continued to prove what a pathetic loser he was with women, and proving to everyone without a shadow of a doubt that he will die a virgin.

2. When Matt once again continued to try impress people on the fucking internet that he has this "Magical social life" and got pissed off when nobody would believe his lies. When in fact he's just as sorry as OAO.

3. When I said "fucktard.

Wait. Fuck all that. The only funny thing about this thread was when I said "fucktard".

All right! Where the fuck have you been?
Oct 29th, 2004 09:35 PM
ziggytrix
Oct 29th, 2004 09:33 PM
Jixby Phillips COULD SOMEBODY GIVE A CRASH COURSE IN POSTING A PICTURE?
Oct 29th, 2004 09:27 PM
ziggytrix It varies from page to page.
Oct 29th, 2004 09:03 PM
Supafly345 I really wish I knew what people were fighting over in this.
Oct 29th, 2004 07:37 PM
Lotida
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
The only time I ever mentioned my outside life was when someone attacked it with the gay stereotype that anybody that comes here sits on the computer all day and has no life. It isn't true for me and I made my point.

I never tried to make myself sound special, I made one comeback to some obscure character and it stirred up Rongi n Pals.
Are those real tears?
Oct 29th, 2004 03:09 PM
Anonymous ...what?
Oct 29th, 2004 03:05 PM
Terra And what have you been sucking on in order to survive? Because whatever it is, it can't withstand intelligence at all.
Oct 29th, 2004 02:58 PM
Esuohlim YES BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP BUT GIGGLE WITH EUPHORIC GLEE EVERY TIME A PARROT SAYS THE SAME GODDAMN THING EVERY TIME HE GETS HIT BY OXYGEN ATOMS.
Oct 29th, 2004 02:04 PM
Anonymous 3 Funny things about this fucktard thread...

1. When OAO continued to prove what a pathetic loser he was with women, and proving to everyone without a shadow of a doubt that he will die a virgin.

2. When Matt once again continued to try impress people on the fucking internet that he has this "Magical social life" and got pissed off when nobody would believe his lies. When in fact he's just as sorry as OAO.

3. When I said "fucktard.

Wait. Fuck all that. The only funny thing about this thread was when I said "fucktard".

Oct 29th, 2004 12:46 PM
Anonymous Matt. You said it several times in pyph, several times in loveline, several times in gb. I'd know, because I tend to read these boards.

You can't tell your one million friends to piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
Oct 29th, 2004 12:09 PM
ziggytrix Actually Matt, every single time I've seen this mentioned, I've gotten the impression that you think your social life is better than the majority of the posters on these boards.

That said, I haven't read every one of your posts on the subject, and I don't actually give a fuck. Just sayin.
Oct 29th, 2004 10:21 AM
Matt Harty The only time I ever mentioned my outside life was when someone attacked it with the gay stereotype that anybody that comes here sits on the computer all day and has no life. It isn't true for me and I made my point.

I never tried to make myself sound special, I made one comeback to some obscure character and it stirred up Rongi n Pals.

So now whenever I say anything it's "haha well its ok matt harty you can ask one of your girlfriends can i borrow one haha" like I made 5 threads boasting about my life.
Oct 29th, 2004 05:52 AM
FS Well, it's not like anyone's going to see it.
Oct 29th, 2004 05:12 AM
Dole
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I'm gonna use that as an away message.
please dont.
Oct 29th, 2004 03:21 AM
BlueOatmeal I have no life. Stereotype knows what I'm talking about.
Oct 28th, 2004 01:05 PM
Anonymous It's great how defensive mattchew is getting about this. Matt, the reason why we make fun of you for pretending you have a million billion friends and a stable of girlfriends - where they sit all day preening themselves until you open up the double-doors and select one to ride with for the day - is because recently you've been falling back on that hilarious lie whenever you get upset with someone.

Not that you don't know that, but you're about as convincing in your spin as our current president.

Actually, much less so, considering half the country is still rallying behind the moron.
Oct 28th, 2004 08:36 AM
Seven Force
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Originally Posted by Dole
When they block you it says:

"User has blocked you from sending instant messages. This means you are probably a right cunt, some 40 year old fatty perv, or OAO. AOL suggests you try communicating with people in real life, for once. Lets face it, you need the exercise. If you have no friends, try engaging some local brainless shop assistant drone, perhaps with a fevered and sweaty reference to the current weather. Laugh nervously at the blank, slack jawed response as you try to find some connection with their dead, glassy eyes. Leave shop, with the last vestiges of your self-esteem trailing behind you like some rancid, shapeless intestine. Kill self. Repeat."
I'm gonna use that as an away message.
Oct 27th, 2004 10:37 PM
Seven Force LMAO

Can't argue with that.
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