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Feb 1st, 2006 01:33 AM
Zomboid It honestly seemed a lot like some shitty tomb raider type movie in some parts. The shitty one liners with the accent and the bad guy trying to get to some treasure (werewolf in this case).

Very disappointed

Edit: First one was very entertaining and I watched it again yesterday
Jan 31st, 2006 11:27 PM
Ninjavenom
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Its better than blade 3 at any rate.
That's like comparing poop in the toilet to poop in the sink.
Jan 31st, 2006 06:09 PM
DamnthatDavid Thats what it felt like. At least, compared to Pornos, they had better acting. (script wasn't on par though)
Jan 31st, 2006 10:35 AM
Pub Lover So the only way they could get people to watch this film is to make it a porno?
Jan 31st, 2006 10:21 AM
DamnthatDavid The sex scene was... a bad sex scene. Saw more of the guy then I needed to see. The position of the camera for most of the shot left you wondering if Kate didn't have a stand it.
Jan 25th, 2006 04:58 PM
MetalMilitia Im watching Underworld evolution right now and it seems quite good. Lots of OTT action scenes and alike. There has even been a sex scene with Kate Beckinsale which left very little to the imagination. :O

So long as its not ruined at the end it should be an OK film.

ADDED: Ok it seems to be over, as I suspeced it was quite good, but not as good as the first. #
There are some cool, gory deaths; at the risk of giving too much away there is rather a cool part where some guy gets turned into kipples and bits by a rotor blade.

Its better than blade 3 at any rate.
Jan 19th, 2006 04:40 PM
Jeff The Ninja Well thats understandable, that pink Unicorn thing, he probably needs it to calm down after playing Mortal Kombat All day. I swear that He is one of the few who can beat me at that game.
Jan 19th, 2006 02:59 PM
MetalMilitia Chojin is perfectly open about his cock cravings. He sleeps with a large pink unicorn dont you know.
Jan 19th, 2006 02:09 PM
Lycurgus1985
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Originally Posted by Emu
Have you noticed your title yet?
Yep.
That's Chojin for you.
He's just a barrel of laughs...
I find it sad he has to use me to express his own sexual fancies.
Jan 19th, 2006 02:04 PM
Emu Have you noticed your title yet?
Jan 19th, 2006 02:03 PM
Lycurgus1985 I love how Selena acts so conceited in the trailers, claiming she's the only salvation. Uhm... Right Selena. Live under that little delusion of yours. But what about your vampire/werewolf hybrid boyfriend Michael who looks like some Nightcrawler/Beast reject? He's far more powerful than you are! Shouldn't it be we instead of I? Learn something about teamwork bitch!

I didn't like the first movie much so I doubt I'll like this. I'll wait till the cheap shows if I'm even tempted to watch it... or dragged to the theatre by some friend who thinks it looks neat. But I'll drag my feet the whole time.
Jan 19th, 2006 01:52 PM
Emu i don't really remember the second and third ones that well but yeah, dracula was gay beyond all doubt.
Jan 19th, 2006 01:44 PM
Zomboid The first blade I didn't mind, second was way too cheesy to even be enjoyable, and trinity was so fucking bad that I'm surprised I could sit through it. The acting was worse than ever, dracula was a little pretty boy bitch who fucking RAN AWAY from blade, the vampires are, what? As strong as humans now AND they can be burned up in the sun? Pathetic :O
Jan 19th, 2006 01:15 PM
Emu
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Originally Posted by Ninjavenom
This movie is exactly the same premise as blade 2, but with werewolves instead of "true" vampires. This movie will suck, but you know what? I loved the blade movies.
Exactly. I like Underworld for the same reason I liked Blade.
Jan 19th, 2006 01:07 PM
Womti
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Dracula VS Frankenstein!
I am referring of course to Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein and if you think that movie sucked, you suck.
abbott and costello...... .....
Jan 19th, 2006 10:05 AM
MetalMilitia I thought the first one was awsome (watched it again last night), and not just because Kate Beckinsale wears tightly fitting leather/PVC for the majority of the time. Its just a good action film with a decent plot.

Im definatly looking forward to 2, althogh I have no idea what its going to be about. The two lead character being hunted by vampires presumeably.
Jan 19th, 2006 09:44 AM
Ninjavenom This movie is exactly the same premise as blade 2, but with werewolves instead of "true" vampires. This movie will suck, but you know what? I loved the blade movies.
Jan 19th, 2006 09:40 AM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Dracula VS Frankenstein!
I am referring of course to Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein and if you think that movie sucked, you suck.
Jan 18th, 2006 11:39 PM
Immortal Goat I liked Underworld. It wasn't the best movie ever made by a long shot, but it was entertaining, and that's all I asked it to be. I know that the story was just another sorta-kinda retelling of Romeo and Juliet, but anyone expecting this to be fucking Shakespear material needs to get their head examined.
Jan 18th, 2006 11:01 PM
Womti if I may point out, both of those movies sucked as well.
Jan 18th, 2006 09:48 PM
ziggytrix Dracula VS Frankenstein!
Jan 18th, 2006 09:29 PM
Womti alien versus predator, duh.
Jan 18th, 2006 09:21 PM
Big Papa Goat If you got some movie producers together and they had the unoriginal idea of having different kinds of monsters fight eachother, what do you think they'd come up with on their own anyway?
Jan 18th, 2006 12:00 AM
Zomboid
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
I'll watch it just so I can see how much they ripped off from Vampire: The Masquarade and Werewolf:The Apocalypse this time.
What? You can't own the fucking idea of werewolves vs vampires. Obvious similarities or not, it doesn't matter cause it's not exactly the kind of thing you can successfully sue for.

It's gonna be utter crap, but it's gonna be fucking entertaining crap with a really hot female lead, just like the first one.
Jan 17th, 2006 10:40 PM
ArrowX Underowrld already got slapped with about 2-3 lawsuits from white wolf. The only real change that makes me more eager about this film is that the Werewolves ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE Werewolves.

It'll do good commercialy as goes the law of No number at the end of its name.
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