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Sep 9th, 2007 10:14 PM
ZAKO the GREAT
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Originally Posted by noob3 View Post
i want a cigarette!!!
i tried not to smoke yesterday.
i feel like shit,
and i looks like shit.
Sep 8th, 2007 03:49 AM
Jomb I'm having a feud with my postman. This fucktard likes to come up to the mail slot on my door and tease my dog by sliding the mail in and out of the slot provocatively. While he does this the dog rips the mail to shreds, literally. I've got checks and bills which are shredded beyond recognition. I tried to be nice to this asshole and calmly asked him to please stop doing that, and he just smirked and acted like he wasn't doing anything. But if he thinks no one is home he still does this. Well I saw this fucker doing it again and I snapped. I snuck up alongside the door and when he was moving the mail in and out of the slot, I jumped out and grabbed his arm and pulled it through the slot and let my dog bite it. Then in a rage I said something like "Just put the god damned mail in and then get the fuck out of here you little bitch." If i wasn't so pissed off I probably would have cracked up at the expression on his face. He took off in a big hurry and did'nt say anything. I think he thought I was one step away from coming out on the porch and fist fighting him, which I probably would have done if he had said one smart-ass thing. So now I'm basically waiting to see if I'm going back to jail or not. So if i disappear for a long time, thats what happened. Not that many people would notice

Otherwise life is going well, considering.
Sep 7th, 2007 03:31 PM
noob3 i want a cigarette!!!
Sep 7th, 2007 02:33 PM
Angryhydralisk It's a whole new adventure every day.
Sep 7th, 2007 02:23 PM
MetalMilitia We have the smoking ban here now which basically means you're not allowed to smoke in any public location with more than 3 walls (pubs, bus stops etc, etc) I though this would make me quit but now I just stay at home and smoke instead of going out.

A smoking ban sounds all well and good but no one had the foresight to realise that instead of pubs and clubs (especially) smelling like smoke - now they just smell of.. kind of sweaty cheese.
Sep 7th, 2007 01:51 PM
noob3 i am quitting smoking

here is a chart of my progress

(from pack a day+)
day 1: 2 ciggarettes
day 2: 0
day 3: 6(!)
day 4: 0 (so far)

I have not bought a pack, but I end up bumming off all my friends.. FUCK THEM SMOKER FUCKS :o
Sep 7th, 2007 01:41 PM
MetalMilitia It's weird, I find it difficult to tell how my life is going. Good I guess, but a different type of good to the way it was as recently as 2 years ago. I mean I used to sit around doing literally fuck all except for playing video games and watching films. It was a good life as far as I was concerned.
These days I work in an office from 7am - 6:30pm and once I get home I usually have to go shopping, phone people up to sort out various things (BT, Sky, ISP, Landlord, etc) or do housework and eventually hit the sack at about 11pm.
On the face of it it seems like my life 2 years ago was much better than it was now but I don't think I could go back to my slovenly ways just because my eyes have been opened to real life and I would probably feel weirdly guilty if I wasn't busy doing things.
Sep 6th, 2007 12:50 PM
ccsraj Life is cool and calm without drugs.
Sep 5th, 2007 05:28 AM
Big McLargehuge I love disc golf, i might tomorrow.
Aug 28th, 2007 05:06 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
So after a LONG AND ARDUOUS JOURNEY I have managed to locate some very rare internet items for Chojin so he would stop hounding me about it. It has earned me my honorary user title!
This is a lot funnier now that her title is "I don't have any friends!"
Aug 28th, 2007 09:54 AM
GADZOOKS I think he means his life would be a little bit better if he had a tanning bed! Look out Secret Santa 07!
Aug 28th, 2007 08:09 AM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by Free Yourself View Post
my life is okay but i could be better
Open your mind to Quato and explain yourself.
Aug 27th, 2007 07:22 PM
Free Yourself my life is okay but i could be better
Aug 26th, 2007 03:38 PM
Fathom Zero My life is worth less than the sum of its parts and I really wanna play disc golf with you.
Aug 26th, 2007 03:31 PM
Big McLargehuge my baby is back in my arms and i got pills and i am going outside for a walk to play disc golf and fly my rc plane
Aug 24th, 2007 01:00 AM
Guitar Woman So after a LONG AND ARDUOUS JOURNEY I have managed to locate some very rare internet items for Chojin so he would stop hounding me about it. It has earned me my honorary user title!
Aug 23rd, 2007 11:41 PM
ZAKO the GREAT my life is full of pink ponies, unicorn fag and rainbows.
no. that was my friends life.
all i have was a shitty job, and a so-so life.
Aug 23rd, 2007 08:54 PM
Sethomas They asked me "Have you ever committed a felony or engaged in behavior injuring persons or property". I said "no", because legally and pragmatically, I hadn't. But, they construed this as dishonesty and denied me admissions because of it.
Aug 23rd, 2007 12:25 AM
Rongi Seth, does this have anything to do with that incident when you tried to kill that girl?
Aug 23rd, 2007 12:18 AM
zeldasbiggestfan
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Originally Posted by Sethomas View Post
I've been kicked out of a second university on a technicality, and there is no appealing it. Lawsuit, maybe.
How did you get kicked out of two universities? Your smarter than fuck.
Aug 22nd, 2007 09:25 PM
Moobs MY SHIT CAME OUT IN LIQUID FORM AND I WAS SICK 6 TIMES
Aug 22nd, 2007 09:01 PM
Guitar Woman I got my remaining half credit for Global Studies today, so I will never ever have to study the problems Europeans caused for 19th century sandn*ggers again.
Aug 22nd, 2007 08:16 PM
Shyandquietguy I passed a final for a class, I am also learning as to where I am having problems with applying what I have learned to the real deal. Clickclick click click click.
Aug 22nd, 2007 05:27 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by MockMeAmadeus View Post
I just caught my fucking wife involved in a threesome! What should I do? I am going to fucking kill all of them!!!!!!!!
you did the right thing by coming to the internet with this problem
Aug 22nd, 2007 03:38 PM
liquidstatik my life is FANTASTIC :D
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