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Feb 19th, 2004 09:34 PM
Hobo Renee I don't think you have, but it is nonetheless appreciated. I have to fight the man now. Fairwell.
Feb 17th, 2004 08:16 PM
executioneer hobo renee, did I ever tell you you're a rock star

-willie
Feb 16th, 2004 06:19 AM
Chun Li WOW I NEVER KNEW CANDY COULD BE SO SEXY

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Feb 15th, 2004 07:16 PM
Rez and i mean "DAMN THAT DAVID!"

why comment about it on the internet when i already told you in real life? it's cool. i liked it
Feb 14th, 2004 05:38 PM
Hobo Renee Oh damn that david!
Feb 13th, 2004 02:01 PM
Spectre X Very cool.
Feb 13th, 2004 11:23 AM
sadie excellent.
Feb 13th, 2004 06:32 AM
pissed off salesman mmmmmmmmm....cane!
Feb 13th, 2004 03:57 AM
DamnthatDavid Skip the candy, go straight to the Suger Cane.

But awesome. It really touched me, in my pants.
Feb 13th, 2004 02:26 AM
Mike That is the terrifickest candy poem I ever read.
Feb 13th, 2004 01:47 AM
Hobo Renee
Ode to a suger over-load

The crunch of sweet candy within my mouth
rattles my head with holiday distress.
My throat is parched from this sugar caused drought,
Instigated by treats in such excess
Confection hearts which talk alarm me so!
They say such things I don’t know what to do.
“Call me!” They scream, and “I love you!” also.
I must protect myself! Perhaps I’ll learn Kung-fu…
Chocolate I welcome without panic,
for it can do no wrong upon my tongue!
Neither accosting nor acting manic,
fair sweet chocolate is a hero, unsung.
Maybe I can lose this hunger for sweet
and make habit of food from sources like wheat.

-Hobo Renee

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