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Dec 19th, 2007 04:49 PM
Cosmo Electrolux she has a cell phone, but I don't know the number. I haven't been near her for over 5 minutes in about 3 years
Dec 19th, 2007 04:39 PM
Zomboid Surely she has a cell phone. Give us that much :D
Dec 19th, 2007 08:13 AM
Cosmo Electrolux no, because my children are at that number too...and I don't want them bothered by a bunch of borderline sociopaths from the internet
Dec 19th, 2007 04:26 AM
Zomboid I agree.
Dec 18th, 2007 10:15 PM
Evil Robot You should post her home phone number here.
Dec 16th, 2007 11:13 PM
Cosmo Electrolux man, I hope so....
Dec 16th, 2007 03:34 PM
MLE I bet he thought that was an inventive, witty, and not-harmful-to-his-professional-relationship-with-you joke!
Dec 16th, 2007 11:58 AM
Cosmo Electrolux update to this sordid drama....I received my divorce papers in the mail yesterday with a letter from my attorney saying that I couldn't get married again for 45 days, unless I wanted to marry my ex again.
Dec 13th, 2007 11:48 PM
Terra LOL!

I wish I could more..but lol!
Dec 13th, 2007 08:32 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Sacks View Post
Do you recall what that fart was like, Cosmo? Can you describe the noise?
No, but I can recall wanting to hit my ex-wife with a bat...
Dec 13th, 2007 02:48 AM
Sacks Do you recall what that fart was like, Cosmo? Can you describe the noise?
Dec 13th, 2007 01:15 AM
Dr. Boogie 3. Three years today.
Dec 12th, 2007 11:53 PM
Evil Robot Back in 2004 on december 12th Cosmo Electrolux writes:



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Dec 12th, 2004, 03:54 AM

wha? :/

I am in school and I make a's....I quit smoking 8 years ago....I drink some, but I cut back on that too....Tony Robbins scares me.....I don't hit my children, but I would like to hit my wife....with a bat.

I just farted....
Wait, December 12th? Thats 2 years ago today!
Dec 12th, 2007 08:20 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by MLE View Post

that is so cool.....
Dec 12th, 2007 03:48 AM
Sacks Garts on making up my new favorite sounding word, Durin.
Dec 12th, 2007 01:59 AM
Durin While tis sad that the marriage didn't work out, garts on surviving the divorce. Just make sure to watch out for interfering with you in the future, cuz that can bite ya in the ass. Also, make sure she doesn't poison the minds of your children or other relatives.
Dec 11th, 2007 10:08 PM
HickMan BETCHA CAN'T WAIT TO GET SOME OF THAT WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG!

But really, congrats and I hope everything works out in your favor. Plus maybe your ex wife will take up trying to cut her own hair with a fucking battle axe or something.
Dec 11th, 2007 08:41 PM
MLE
Dec 11th, 2007 08:29 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Zomboid View Post
Probably his greedy shrew of an ex-wife wanting more money or something.
BINGO!!!!!!!!
actually, there was a lot more to it than that, but essentially what it boiled down to was my ex wife wanted to castrate me and make me as misterable as she is.

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Originally Posted by Mockery
It amazes me how hard/complex getting a divorce can be... I have a friend going through a real nasty one right now. All he wants to be is done with it, but it's clear that it'll drag on for at least another year or so.

Anyway, congrats man, I'm sure that's a big weight lifted off ye shoulders to be done with something that's been ongoing for two friggin' years :o
yeah, getting divorced it time and money consuming...emotionally draining not just for me, but my mom, my girlfriend, my children....it's a huge drain all the way around.

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Originally Posted by Sacks
What exactly takes so much time? Is it the wait for a court date or is something actually happening?
in my case, is was the fact that we worked out settlements, only to have my ex start backtracking on previously agreed on issues. That, and the fact that she basically drug her feet.

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Originally Posted by Terra
Oh Cos!!

Concrats on the divorce and happy birfday!!! Grow a beard and shame on you!!! You should have long been subscribed to Playboy!

I love you sweetie!! Hugs to that awesome girlfriend, too!
thanks, Sweetheart!!! I love you too!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by MLE
Congrats, and Happy birthday, old chum! When i get back on my computer, i'll draw you a pretty thing!
thanks!!!! that would be awesome!!

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Originally Posted by Dr. VOlshurawitz
Happy D-Day bud! Hope you get to keep your stuff.
my son asked me if I would get married again. I told him that I just would withdraw all of my money from the bank, take most of my belongings, and put them into a huge pile and set them on fire....cut out the middle man
Dec 11th, 2007 03:34 AM
Dr. V Happy D-Day bud! Hope you get to keep your stuff.
Dec 11th, 2007 01:02 AM
MLE Congrats, and Happy birthday, old chum! When i get back on my computer, i'll draw you a pretty thing!
Dec 11th, 2007 12:38 AM
Terra Oh Cos!!

Concrats on the divorce and happy birfday!!! Grow a beard and shame on you!!! You should have long been subscribed to Playboy!

I love you sweetie!! Hugs to that awesome girlfriend, too!
Dec 11th, 2007 12:01 AM
bigtimecow jesus cosmo you're an old timer

is your dead ex-wife bangin'?
Dec 10th, 2007 11:43 PM
Sacks I forget that Cosmo is 48 sometimes.
Dec 10th, 2007 10:32 PM
Fathom Zero That's exactly it, and custody of children. My mother's been fighting with my dad for nigh on 6 years now.
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