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| Nov 3rd, 2007 05:03 AM | |
| Supafly345 | He was sorta fucking everything with a modeling contract during the A-Team, so I just assume he was what women want. |
| Oct 30th, 2007 08:13 PM | |
| JediScum |
Is the guy on the cover with the white coat and mustache who I think it is? "IF YOU DON'T FINISH TRANSFORMING INTO A SNAKE BY SUNDOWN, WE'RE GONNA SEND YOU OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL WITH THE GODDAMN FINKLESTEIN SHIT KID!!! SON OF A BIOTCH!!!" |
| Oct 30th, 2007 09:54 AM | |
| Blue Gularis |
 Well, it certainly deserves recogniton for sublime creepiness. As with most of my favorite childhood movies this one prevented me from sleeping well for months on end. I was afraid I was going to wake up with NO ARMS AND LEGSSSS!!!!!! |
| Oct 29th, 2007 08:58 PM | |
| JediScum |
I disagree. Dirk Benedict isn't a minor "dreamboat". He is a minor GOD!! I saw "Sssssss!" when I was about 7 or so and, sorry to say, haven't seen it since. It is still in my subconscious. The very mention triggered memories. Hell, any 16-22 year old male with no acne can be a "dreamboat". However, can a "dreamboat" shed its skin? Do PR work for the A-TEAM? Be the original "Starbuck" on Battlestar Galactica? HA HA HA! No. Not only no, but Hell No! It takes not just talent and skill, NAY! Something more... like CHROMOSOMES FROM THE GODS!! Dirk Benedict must be known throughout our feeble planet as not some dime-a-dozen "Dreamboat" but as a relative to the Divine. After a drunken hootnanny, heterosexuality be damned if I found him in my bed upon the morn. Uhh... can I bum fifty cents? I wasn't bullshiting ... about Dirk anyway. Back to topic. "Ssssssss!" I can't say much other than "I saw it when I was seven". But turning 35 this year, should give the movie more validity. A dumbass saw it once and still remembers it 27 and half years later. A young Dirk Benedict will make young ladies excuse themselves from the room... so they can "powder their nose" and come back flushed in the face. |
| Oct 29th, 2007 04:34 PM | |
| Grislygus |
SSSSSSS! This thread is dedicated to SSSSSSS!, and the discusssssion of why it is the single greatest film ever produced by mankind. TRAILER Cinematic Brilliance! Unfortunately, there is no youtube video of the masterful Anaconda attack scene, which the grand majority of film critics agree is the most powerful series of images committed to film since the shadows sequence from Citizen Kane. POLL: Scientists have recently downgraded Dirk Benedict's planet status from "Total Dreamboat" to "Minor Dreamboat". Agree, or disagree? |
