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Nov 8th, 2004 07:31 PM
Schizophrenia omg a/s/l plz lol im 13 cali ok plz be my bf!!1!

No, no, I'm sorry. Let me try again.

"Better luck next time".
Nov 5th, 2004 05:04 PM
Helm Tonberry was all like TONBERY WILL FUCK YOU UP but he's just a dork that runs a final fantasy website shrine in his basement so let's not make him feel too good about existing by aknowledging him too much, guys. Ok?
Nov 5th, 2004 04:41 PM
the_dudefather DUDEFATHER LIKED THAT TOO!
Nov 4th, 2004 09:13 PM
liquidstatik tru
Nov 4th, 2004 07:14 PM
Perndog I liked tonberry better in all caps and third person.
Nov 4th, 2004 08:04 AM
Tonberry Schimid Is Single Again!

:wink
Oct 26th, 2004 04:29 PM
Jixby Phillips well he could waggle it i guess but i wanna be there
Oct 26th, 2004 12:35 PM
sadie i didn't know you were into manipulating other people's penises with string!
Oct 26th, 2004 07:56 AM
Jixby Phillips I WANT TO TIE A STRING AROUND ADEPTNINJA'S PENIS AND MAKE IT WAGGLE AROUND A LITTLE AND I WOULD I DONT KNOW JUST WATCH IT WAGGLE AROUND
Oct 25th, 2004 11:48 PM
ziggytrix YAY, HAPPY ENDING!
Oct 25th, 2004 11:40 PM
adeptninja damn I would beat dat hoe for disrespek
Oct 24th, 2004 10:05 PM
Terra How long was this relatioship?

Anyway, if your happy, congratulations.
Oct 24th, 2004 09:55 PM
Schimid Yeah, I wanted this.

Well, it started out with her being mad at me for, after being in this play (Charlie Brown), I talked with some people afterwards and she got mad at me for not devoting my full attention to her. She makes up some bullshit about being "distracted" and "having a lot on her mind" in order to have a reason to dwell on it and be angry.

So, I played along and said we should take a "break", in which we don't talk as much, because as long as she has these distractions, I'm going to feel like she hates me. She said alright and I thought it was all okay.

After the show the next night, she comes and I talk with her family, but she doesn't say a goddamn thing to me, she even avoids eye contact. I go up to my friend Andrew and say "Dude, she's still mad at me " and he told me that she told him that we broke up.

I called her about it to see if it was true, and it was, so...yeah. I went all playground on her and threw some guilt on her and hung up, never to speak to her again. She's giving me my clothes tomorrow.

Anyway, we never actually broke up before--we had rough spots, but never an actual break-up.

So, um, there.
Oct 24th, 2004 09:13 PM
adeptninja eh tough break man unless you wanted this. If so congrats
Oct 24th, 2004 07:22 PM
the_dudefather are all the foxy ladies clawing at the door as we speak? (type)
Oct 24th, 2004 12:30 PM
Ninjavenom SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOU FAT SACK OF CRAP

EVERY THREAD I GO TO CONTAINS YOU

SHUT UP



I'm also curious, how many times have you broken up with her?
Oct 24th, 2004 11:54 AM
Crying Baby Jesus I don't wear lipstick its kust the distortion, my friend turned of the flash, raised all the little light, color contrast levels and took the picture while I was punching him in the stomach for calling my mom a whore.
Oct 24th, 2004 11:00 AM
Snatchtastic
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Sorry for your loss
Oct 24th, 2004 10:14 AM
Terra It's getting to the end of the month. They've invested in new batteries.
Oct 24th, 2004 09:57 AM
FS I was just wondering why all the ladies I ran in to today were sighing contently with big smiles and staring off into space!
Oct 24th, 2004 02:42 AM
Helm Listen up, ArrowX. If you attempt to fag up another thread, you'll be forcing my hand. Forcing it to form a fist and punch your ear clean off that amorphous blob that you call a head, only with more lipstick. So shut up. I'm warning shut! I'm war SHUT UP I'm warning you, now



Schimid: Welcome back, here's your membership card. We missed you sir. We've kept your booth right as it was feel free to sit there and wallow in self-pity for as long as you like, we'll send someone over when it's closing time.
Oct 24th, 2004 02:00 AM
Crying Baby Jesus As many tiems as hes had sex with her
Oct 24th, 2004 01:50 AM
Anonymous What, again?

How many times have you broken up with this girl now
Oct 24th, 2004 01:20 AM
Big Papa Goat glad you let us all in on that
Oct 24th, 2004 01:03 AM
AChimp Huzzah!
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