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| Apr 1st, 2003 11:39 AM | ||
| mburbank |
Vince... if you use 1.) in a paragraph you're pretty much obligated to use at very least 2.) I think Funk and Wagnals is on line, and I know Elements of Style is. It's very, very, very, very hard to take someone who writes as badly as you do seriously. I know, I know, you don't care, you don't give a shit, but if you're going to be here as much as you are, you could at least make some attempt to read what you write. Bad writting is like being obese. Unless it's a medical condition, it shows a lack of self discipline and self respect. Is your bad writting a medical condition? Are you clinically stupid, or do you just not care about yourself? |
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| Mar 31st, 2003 08:29 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
Can I have her for about ten minutes before you do that? 
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| Mar 31st, 2003 02:02 PM | ||
| James |
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Oh shit. Nobody told Chojin's girlfriend this! I guess since Vinnie's always right, and we're so misinformed, we have to go throw her in a fire and pretend none of that ever happened.
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| Mar 31st, 2003 01:24 PM | ||
| ItalianStereotype |
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fucking nutcase. |
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| Mar 31st, 2003 12:42 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
I think it's actually very humorous that you could take a site like that with statistics like that very seriously. So if you'd made that initial post as a joke, well then Mission Accomplished, but not in the way you intended... ie you made people laugh, but in my case, it's because that was just godawfully stupid. I think it's safe to assume that you had the "hat" statistic because you experienced it personally. I can see you wearing a baseball cap the right way. Poised, confident, ready to take on the world, and then a FREAK twist of fate comes in the form of a strong wind, which shifts the cap on your cranium towards the opposite direction, resulting in a phenomenom known as the dreaded Spinal Twist. In layman's terms, this means that the hat was shifted so violently that inside of your body, your spinal cord as well as the column twists upon itself like some kind of marrow infused corkscrew, rendering all functions of the central autonomic nervous system either ineffective or massively slowed. All messages sent from the brain are therefore either not received, or they just make it much slower, which puts on an outer appearance of stupor, confusion, bewilderment, even temporary insanity.* *since quoting another website, even a bullshit one, makes it official and therefore dogmatic law, I have pulled all this information from http://www.ijustmadeallofthisup.com/...lup/index.html |
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| Mar 31st, 2003 12:34 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
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| Mar 31st, 2003 11:10 AM | ||
| VinceZeb |
Yes, but I really don't care about you enough to comment on anything but 1) my political agenda, the fact that MANY other sites and people are laughing their asses off at you right now. I doubt that's not the reason. If they dislike me for being a fool, well, my sources of where I get my facts and history proves I am not. And since you have no proof that I am fat besides saying that I used to be on an internet message board, you are grasping at straws. Becuase I sure as hell know you haven't grasped any part of the opposite sex in quite a while, unless it was a family member. |
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| Mar 31st, 2003 10:12 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
Is there a single post you make that doesn't push your political agenda? No-one here dislikes you because you're conservative. They dislike you because you're a fool. And a pleasantly plump one, at that. |
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| Mar 31st, 2003 09:33 AM | ||
| VinceZeb |
First-rate humor sites? Well... here we go. http://www.counterpunch.com http://www.fair.org http://www.now.org http://www.whatreallyhappened.com http://www.bartcop.com http://www.rackjite.com http://www.axisofjustice.com http://www.noi.org/ http://www.creator.org/ http://www.jackchick.com (The guy lies out of his ass on basic facts that a 5 year old could find on accident) http://www.democraticunderground.com (Message board has more leftwing losers than this one. I would say that this board is moderate compared to them.) http://www.oneminutesilence.com (Their message board is comedy enough. Before they talk about anyone, they need to do something that we Americans have grasped already: Brushing our teeth) OH, you mean sites that don't humor/sicken me with their racist/elitist/leftist/socalist propaganda? Well, thats for me to know and for you to find out. |
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| Mar 31st, 2003 08:19 AM | ||
| Bennett | Can I borrow a couple thousand dollars? What kind of rates do you give? | |
| Mar 31st, 2003 07:18 AM | ||
| GothNAPrepsBody |
How about this YOu fuckers i dont support anybody for who they are im not attached to any one except my girl in NY and I dont support a certain person I dont follow anybody either Nor do i try to be a leader im a loaner so fuck off. |
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| Mar 29th, 2003 02:00 AM | ||
| Protoclown | Vince, am I a genius in your book or what?? I don't wear a hat, you know. | |
| Mar 28th, 2003 10:05 PM | ||
| Anonymous | That was one of the ones I was anticipating. That and any site that sells tacky conservative propaganda. | |
| Mar 28th, 2003 10:00 PM | ||
| James |
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| Mar 28th, 2003 09:35 PM | ||
| Carnivore |
I seriously thought nobody could ever be as disgustingly ignorant and nauseatingly arrogant as Raygun. I was wrong
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| Mar 28th, 2003 09:25 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
People that agree with Vince tend to be morons. I mean, there's no scientific study, but when you apply common sense...yeah. There you go. Therefore, people who own dogs are retarded. Maybe I should get my own gay little internet talk show. *Vinnie Mac, give us some examples of what you consider to be 'first-rate' humor sites. |
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| Mar 28th, 2003 07:41 PM | ||
| James |
Man, you really are the love child of Ronnie and SSA. :/ If you don't like the site, or the boards, nobody's keeping you here (except you might have gotten too fat to fit through the doors during your stay). |
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| Mar 28th, 2003 07:19 PM | ||
| VinceZeb | I take pride in the fact that I am considered a fool on a second-rate humor site's message board. Especially by the likes of you knuckle-draggers. | |
| Mar 28th, 2003 01:17 PM | ||
| Kaish |
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Too bad they're not here. |
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| Mar 28th, 2003 01:07 PM | ||
| FS | I love GothNA. He makes so little sense, half the time I can't even make out who he's supporting. | |
| Mar 28th, 2003 01:04 PM | ||
| James |
When I see Vinnie and Gothy-poo, I always picture Gothy-poo being this little lost puppy who follows Vinnie around, occasionaly spouting out lyrics to Linkin Park or calling people "bumb assholes." Vince, I know we don't see eye to eye. But you'd find it in your best interest not to let him get too attached to you. It's bad enough that your views and behavior makes you the biggest (get it?) fool on this board since Ronnie. But if you end up having your name go hand-in-hand with someone like Gothy, you'll be blacklisted. |
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| Mar 28th, 2003 12:56 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
Alriiiiight!  I don't smoke, wear a hat, or chant "no war for oil" at all! Vince must think I'm a genius! 
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| Mar 28th, 2003 12:55 PM | ||
| Vibecrewangel |
Brute Force I always use brute force as a first resort...... sorry.....couldn't resist..... |
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| Mar 28th, 2003 12:48 PM | ||
| Bennett |
Here are some other ways to tell if people are stupid: if they talk with a southern accent, smirk after making any statement they believe is clever, had alchohol and drug problems but then turn to religion as a crutch, use brute force as a last resort. |
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| Mar 28th, 2003 12:22 PM | ||
| GothNAPrepsBody | I Dont Knowwhy i bother with these ass holes | |
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