| Aug 6th, 2005 01:22 PM |
| Emu |
Looks like SOMEBODY attended Health 110
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| Aug 6th, 2005 12:53 PM |
| Mario64 |
Re: I got my gf pregnant SHIT!!
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Originally Posted by gg22
She wants to keep the little bastard!! Her dads gonna fucking kill me with a shotgun dammit!! What should I do?
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Guess you fucked her in the pussy too long.       
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| Aug 1st, 2005 04:21 PM |
| kellychaos |
Taken literally, the title of this thread could mean that he bestowed upon his girlfriend a very large feces or, colloquially, an array of pregnant animals.
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| Jul 31st, 2005 06:36 AM |
| MetalMilitia |
I thought it sucked more than it blew.
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| Jul 30th, 2005 01:00 PM |
| kellychaos |
It didn't soften the "blow" of your joke.
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| Jul 30th, 2005 07:20 AM |
| SUFFER |
first tell her dad shes dead , then tell him your kidding and shes pregnant , it will soften the blow , although it probably wont soften the blow to your skull .
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| Jul 25th, 2005 10:07 PM |
| executioneer |
bump for hollycaust
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| Jul 22nd, 2005 12:23 AM |
| Gurlugon |
Damn, I was just going to suggest that, and word-for-word.
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| Jul 21st, 2005 10:53 PM |
| chitoryu12 |
Grab a bulletproof vest and some knight armor and hole yourself up in the nearest fallout shelter. hey, it'll protect you against her dad!
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| Jul 21st, 2005 04:57 PM |
| kellychaos |
The dark ones are often bitter.
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| Jul 21st, 2005 03:14 AM |
| Bob_The_Dark_One |
Meh it happened to a guy i know. His mom looked like she was going to explode.
And I also heard of a guy whose gf was pregnant from her ex.
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| Jul 18th, 2005 05:41 PM |
| kellychaos |
That sucks when people outside your language pick on your vocabulary ... and are correct! :highfive 
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| Jul 18th, 2005 10:07 AM |
| Helm |
whoa a whole hangar?
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| Jul 18th, 2005 10:06 AM |
| Carnivore |
So many of the world's problems could be solved by the liberal application of Mr. Pokey, the sterile coat hangar.
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| Jul 18th, 2005 04:55 AM |
| Master of Demise |
Don't you know thats what fucking causes?
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| Jul 16th, 2005 02:14 PM |
| kahljorn |
I didn't mean you as in 'You' but as in the collective 'Yous' of this message board.
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| Jul 14th, 2005 02:58 PM |
| poopface rabbit |
What bad advice are you talking about? Mine was straight from the heart.
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| Jul 14th, 2005 01:42 PM |
| kahljorn |
I was thinking it'd be funny if someone took your bad advice someday and ended up killing someone or some other crazy antic, and blamed the internet. Then there was some crazy anti-i-mockery coalition aimed at taking anything that's not completely serious and heartfelt off the internet.
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| Jul 12th, 2005 11:57 AM |
| poopface rabbit |
Well if her father is planning on killing you with a shotgun then why not totally turn the tables on him? He wouldn't be expecting a shotgun blast to the face and then you and your gf can live happily ever after with the kid.
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| Jul 12th, 2005 09:00 AM |
| Dole |
Dress up as the baby, convince both respective families it came along early, and when the baby is born quickly dress it your most typical clothes. Then all you have to do is shit and suck tits for a year or so, and your baby gets stuck with all the responsibility.
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| Jul 11th, 2005 10:46 PM |
| adept_ninja |
I say we need another man who kills women by pressing there head down and killing them with his cock when they are preforming oral on him
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| Jul 11th, 2005 04:32 PM |
| Emu |
Kill her and dump her body int he harbor. We need another Scott Peterson.
Wait: You ARE white and attractive, right? If not, disregard the above statement.
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| Jul 11th, 2005 03:13 PM |
| ziggytrix |
You did the right thing by turning to the internet for help. Just leave your name, address, and phone number and a representative from Genepoole Sanitation, Inc. can schedule an appointment immediately.
It may be too late to do anything about this pregnancy if she wants to keep the child. However our representatives are quite skilled, and can take preventative measures to keep you from experiencing this situation ever again.
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| Jul 11th, 2005 02:26 PM |
| The One and Only... |
You are the worst character ever, bar none.
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| Jul 11th, 2005 02:21 PM |
| Bell E. Laffs |
Did you wash the sheet in water too?
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