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Nov 29th, 2004 07:05 PM
Emu If, somehow, this gets to court, try getting pictures of the signs and some kind of proof that they were there before the date of his fall. Maybe if they're particularly old signs you could point out something like dust collection or imprints on the walls and whatnot.

Then again, I'm not the lawyer here.
Nov 29th, 2004 06:52 PM
Comrade Rocket thats what i said, but his case is going through
Nov 29th, 2004 06:47 PM
Emu No, because you'd have to be an absolute nimrod to walk out on a bowling lane and not expect to fall.
Nov 29th, 2004 06:43 PM
Comrade Rocket well maybe you can help me out now.

I work at a bowling alley. If you dont know we coat the lanes with oil twice a day and take it off at night. Because of this the lanes become very slippery. The other day a man walked out onto the lane, slipped, fell and hurt his back.

he is now suing the bowling alley. He claims that we didnt post any signs telling people to not go onto the lanes. We do have three signs, two on each wall and one in the middle on a post between lanes. The signs are somewhat small and i could understand how someone could overlook them but he was on the farthest right lane which means that he had a sign right next to him.

I guess im asking, does he have a valid case? I have seen many other people walking in our lanes and i always have to scold them for doing such. Also, he might have been drunk.
Nov 24th, 2004 03:38 PM
kellychaos Maybe you think that you're safe on the internets like that retard who threw the cup at Ron Artest at the Pistons' game but believe me you buddy this lawyer is one woman that will hunt you down ... and serve you a warrant for stupidity.
Nov 24th, 2004 12:47 PM
punkgrrrlie10 Maybe you're incapable of telling joke from fact. Maybe you're incapable of differentiating between a stereotype and individual people. Maybe you don't realize what it is different lawyers do. Maybe you're incapable of induction or deduction. Maybe you haven't realized the type of forum you are posting on. Maybe you're just a retard.
Nov 24th, 2004 04:31 AM
Imadjinn May I ask as to WHY you have just referred to me as a retard?

Maybe the whole scum of the Earth stereotype of lawyers is accurate...
Nov 23rd, 2004 05:55 PM
Sethomas You can litigate me anytime

Congrats, at least.
Nov 23rd, 2004 05:18 PM
punkgrrrlie10
Quote:
Originally Posted by Imadjinn
Whoo, Simpsons quoteyness:

Quote:
Could you imagine a world without lawyers?

*scene of world peace*

Eww...
Why are lawyers always depicted as evil, scum of the Earth kinda people? Is it because they are in it to make money or something?
You are a retard as well. Join redleader on the retard rocket. That is all.
Nov 23rd, 2004 05:05 AM
Imadjinn I am OFFICIALLY second most hated person based on the votes in that Most Hated Person of 2004 topic.

But that was only people who could be bothered to vote and that amounted to about 20-odd people.

Alright I'll change the sig just for you.
Nov 23rd, 2004 05:02 AM
FS "second most hated person?" I think you're giving yourself too much credit, most people can't distinct you from the other idiots.
Nov 23rd, 2004 04:57 AM
Imadjinn Whoo, Simpsons quoteyness:

Quote:
Could you imagine a world without lawyers?

*scene of world peace*

Eww...
Why are lawyers always depicted as evil, scum of the Earth kinda people? Is it because they are in it to make money or something?
Nov 22nd, 2004 06:58 PM
punkgrrrlie10 Thank you everyone for the congrats. I'm all fuzziness now.
Nov 22nd, 2004 06:54 PM
Emu RedLeader rode in on the Retard Rocket from Pennsylvania or wherever he lives. So yeah, it's just him.
Nov 22nd, 2004 06:49 PM
punkgrrrlie10
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLeader01
Once again, it just proves why people hate lawyers. No matter if you win or loose, they ALWAYS get paid! It doesn't matter if they do a good job or not.
Wow you're dumb. I guess it just proves that "people are generally dumb." Or maybe it's just you.
Nov 22nd, 2004 12:12 PM
sspadowsky A shell for thee, and a shell for thee
But the oyster is the lawyer's fee

Congratulations, punkgrrlie! May you make lots of dough, and have the time to enjoy life.
Nov 22nd, 2004 11:11 AM
glowbelly or on account of YOUR "unfunnyness"
Nov 22nd, 2004 11:02 AM
McMock Yes because the force is real, right?

Oh no what a fool I am making of myself here, taking what FS said seriously, because I see now that it was a joke. I must have mistaken it for a non-joke on account of it's unfunnyness.
Nov 22nd, 2004 09:23 AM
FS Unless they USE THE FORCE, right
Nov 22nd, 2004 07:39 AM
RedLeader01 Once again, it just proves why people hate lawyers. No matter if you win or loose, they ALWAYS get paid! It doesn't matter if they do a good job or not.
Nov 22nd, 2004 05:25 AM
McMock She can now lawyer people.
Nov 21st, 2004 02:37 PM
Imadjinn Congratulation, whatever what you just said means.

Seriously, I have no idea what that means...
Nov 21st, 2004 02:27 PM
theapportioner Congrats!
Nov 21st, 2004 12:11 AM
Phunman I wil be your winess HelM! GET IT? WHEN THE PRISTE COME TO READ Y MY LASTE RIGHTSG!
Nov 20th, 2004 05:13 PM
sadie congrats, grrrlie!
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