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Dec 14th, 2003 09:48 PM
Akennedy90
Hey

I have been able to have have 16 orgasims in one night. I suppose 15 year olds produce alot of sperm cause it didnt quit comming till the 7th one.
How many have one of you had?(in one night)
Sincerly Godboy
Dec 12th, 2003 04:32 PM
Perndog No, YOU'RE too many other people.
Dec 12th, 2003 04:00 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by JenMacca
I'm not a prude in the slightest. I'd tell you exactly how to do it. But as every woman's different and likes different things, just because something works for me doesn't mean it'd work for everyone.
Translation: I can usually jack off without a problem but that rarely excites too many other people.
Dec 12th, 2003 12:35 AM
Anonymous So, how does gramps on the left there tickle your funnybone? We want to know.
Dec 11th, 2003 11:59 PM
JenMacca
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perndog
Couldn't possibly have anything with women being too damn prudish to tell us how to do it, now could it? Hmm...
I'm not a prude in the slightest. I'd tell you exactly how to do it. But as every woman's different and likes different things, just because something works for me doesn't mean it'd work for everyone.
Dec 11th, 2003 09:53 PM
Sethomas
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Originally Posted by sadie
winston is only like an hour away from me. :P
I got really excited because at first I thought she was talking about me.
Dec 11th, 2003 08:47 PM
Perndog
Quote:
Originally Posted by JenMacca
Jeeez, up to an hour?! I always thought that men came faster than us women.....it only takes me up to about 10 minutes at most to get myself off.....but then again, if a guy tries to....takes a lot longer....and since I've been with both guys and girls before, I think I can pretty safely say because women know what they want, they can give it better.....which is why I think there's more lesbians coming out of the closet these days.....cos you guys don't know what the hell you're doing!
Couldn't possibly have anything with women being too damn prudish to tell us how to do it, now could it? Hmm...
Dec 11th, 2003 08:41 PM
ItalianStereotype ah look, it's the pinnacle of comedy himself!
Dec 11th, 2003 06:11 PM
Studio8 Every girl I've been with has red cum.
Dec 10th, 2003 05:19 PM
kellychaos I, too, would like to apologize ... again. In actually, I would like to thrust mightily into your eviscerated eye sockets with a glass-encrusted dildo.
Dec 10th, 2003 05:04 PM
Anonymous I would like to apologize again.
Dec 10th, 2003 05:02 PM
JenMacca
Quote:
Originally Posted by kellychaos
I want to stiletto-fuck your eardrums and sew them closed with piano wire.
Jealous, are we?

Anyway, apologies accepted, even if ya didn't mean it.
Dec 10th, 2003 04:51 PM
kellychaos I, too, apologize.



I would have sterilized everything.
Dec 10th, 2003 04:49 PM
Anonymous You should apologize too, Kelly.
Dec 10th, 2003 04:48 PM
Anonymous I apologize.
Dec 10th, 2003 04:48 PM
kellychaos I want to stiletto-fuck your eardrums and sew them closed with piano wire.
Dec 10th, 2003 04:45 PM
JenMacca Aww, why?
Dec 10th, 2003 04:42 PM
Anonymous I'm going to murder you
Dec 10th, 2003 04:41 PM
JenMacca Jeeez, up to an hour?! I always thought that men came faster than us women.....it only takes me up to about 10 minutes at most to get myself off.....but then again, if a guy tries to....takes a lot longer....and since I've been with both guys and girls before, I think I can pretty safely say because women know what they want, they can give it better.....which is why I think there's more lesbians coming out of the closet these days.....cos you guys don't know what the hell you're doing!
Dec 10th, 2003 03:55 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by The One and Only...
The worst part about it all is that I have to watch my face because of how far I shoot.
That's why you need a sperm receptacle.
Dec 10th, 2003 03:53 PM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Studio8
One and Only,
Are you a boy or a girl?
Boy.
Dec 9th, 2003 02:18 AM
sadie winston is only like an hour away from me. :P
Dec 7th, 2003 06:22 PM
Supafly345 Well, all the girls I know can outshoot me I tell you what.
Dec 7th, 2003 06:14 PM
Studio8 One and Only,
Are you a boy or a girl?
Dec 7th, 2003 05:54 PM
ziggytrix LOL - TOAO is the auto-bukkake King of I-Mockery...
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