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Oct 20th, 2003 03:52 PM
kellychaos It pays to have a daddy in the biz of annihilation and creation.
Oct 19th, 2003 05:08 PM
Command Prompt Obviously the people in charge of redistributing Karma

Of course it is probably all done by computers now
Oct 19th, 2003 04:38 PM
Ghost of Fraiser I think he's talking about Canadians
Oct 19th, 2003 04:37 PM
sadie if you don't believe in "a creator god or Allah or what not," who are these "higher ups" to which you refer?
Oct 19th, 2003 04:25 PM
Command Prompt No it was about faith in your actions being rewarded.

Kind of like how my faith in this board gets shaken when people like you post.

This place is fast becoming the bermuda triangle of brains.
Oct 19th, 2003 04:06 PM
Snatchtastic
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Jesus wants you to buy an XBOX and a hand cannon to deliver your XBOX from evil.
Oct 19th, 2003 03:30 PM
JimboJames tisk tisk tisk, Jesus doesn't use a gun.... Everyone knows he handles all his dirty deeds Macguyver style, two toothpicks and a straw....BAM your dead!
Oct 19th, 2003 03:09 PM
Skulhedface So, the moral of your story is "Jesus wants me to get an Xbox"?
Oct 19th, 2003 02:36 PM
Ghost of Fraiser Let's be resonable, he used a cannon.



On my mark, my sons...

Bad Photoshop
Oct 19th, 2003 02:04 PM
Spectre X Yeah, 'cause after his ressurection he had those holes in his hands retrofitted with laser cannons.

But I think that Jesus would have a huge-ass minigun in his hands, two .44 Magnums holstered, and a shotgun swung around his back.
Oct 19th, 2003 01:55 PM
Ghost of Fraiser Some child told me that he shoots laser beams out of his hands.
Oct 19th, 2003 01:49 PM
Snatchtastic
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If Jesus was packing some heat what do you think he would be carrying?

I think either a tactical shotgun with a pistol grip or a .44 mag.
Oct 19th, 2003 01:35 PM
Ghost of Fraiser Is he packing heat, Jimbo?
Oct 19th, 2003 01:34 PM
JimboJames dont fuck with the Jesus man....
Oct 18th, 2003 11:47 PM
The Retro Kat Isn't there a religion forum?
Oct 18th, 2003 08:45 PM
JimboJames huh?
Oct 18th, 2003 07:19 PM
AChimp I almost noticed.
Oct 18th, 2003 06:36 PM
Command Prompt I especially missed you
Oct 18th, 2003 06:35 PM
ItalianStereotype you were gone?
Oct 18th, 2003 06:33 PM
Command Prompt
Give us a Sign, Bill

Like most people I am spiritual and have my own beliefs. I don't believe in structured religion, heaven, hell, a collective of dead people in the sky watching us at all times. This doesn't make me an athiest nessessarily, because I do believe that there is something inside all of us that gets passed on and on when our mortal bodies give out. If you really wanted to peg me you can put my beliefs somewhere between Mussulim and Buddhist. I don't believe in a creator god or Allah or what not but I do believe in reincarnation of our spirit and karma and our actions in this life affect our next one. I also don't believe in meditation to achieve inner peace, I believe that is achieved through satisfaction in what descisions we make in life. All I ask every so often is a sign from the higher ups that I am making the right choices as I walk my path, because like all good people sometimes I question my faith.

Thats why when I was a little jaded earlier when I had taken on the extra finacial burden of giving up my PS/2 and replacing it with the X-Box. It was all fun and games (mostly games) for a while but soon I found that my beliefs were being teased. (or tested if you will)

Thats why when I saw a poster for the re-release of GTA 3 along with Vice City all in one package coming in 2 short weeks for the X-Box I knew that it truly was a sign from the higher ups, and I was doing the right thing all along.

Jesus can turn water into wine, but Bill Gates can make small stuggling games manufaturers break guaranteed licence contracts with the largest video game company in the world.

Now who hasth teh faith motherfuckers?


PS - I am back and have learned my lesson. No posting porn, no matter how funny it is.

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