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Feb 6th, 2003 04:11 PM
noob3 My dad is paranoid, he works for the OKC Tax Agency and he's always making conspiracy theories up about how everyone at his work his plotting against him. He once tried to tell us that they he had a hitman on him
Feb 6th, 2003 04:09 PM
FS CHINKY
Feb 6th, 2003 04:03 PM
Daphne
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Originally Posted by FS
That guy kinda looks like Stanley Spadowski
I think he looks like Adam Sandler with a kink in his neck (and a kinky chin HAR HAR )
Feb 6th, 2003 03:05 PM
glowbelly Hooray!!

:childo
Feb 6th, 2003 03:01 PM
Military Messiah if it makes you lay-off people feel any better, i just finally got a job offer.
Feb 6th, 2003 02:44 PM
FS That guy kinda looks like Stanley Spadowski
Feb 6th, 2003 01:45 PM
Daphne thanks george

Glowbelly:

we share
Feb 6th, 2003 10:23 AM
george yeah, but just ask anyone in the whole world wether they would rather be beaten by boobs or a penis.

and boobs would win every time.

so daphne=win.

cause she is so damn hot.
Feb 6th, 2003 09:31 AM
glowbelly i'm sorry i stole your dick, daphne. you could have beat him if it wasn't for me.
Feb 6th, 2003 09:05 AM
Daphne I know when I'm beaten

HONK HONK
Feb 5th, 2003 06:35 PM
Helm I'll suck your dick if you suck mine.

HAHAHA! I WIN BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A DICK SO I'M A BLOWJOB AHEAD PLUS A PAIR OF TWEEZERS I POCKETED FROM YOUR BATHROOM WHEN I SAID I WAS GOING TO TAKE A LEAK
Feb 5th, 2003 06:03 PM
Protoclown My dad actually was laid off today, along with over 2000 other employees of Circuit City. This is the EIGHTH fucking time my dad has been laid off due to corporate downsizing or the company's going out of business, and the 2nd time he's been let go by Circuit City. Originally he worked in their corporate headquarters and got transfered to DIVX, when they went under he was let go. Then, after yet another layoff and nearly a year without work, he managed to get a contracted position working on maintaining some new computer system for their corporate headquarters. So they've shitcanned him again.

Sometimes I'm honestly surprised my dad hasn't snapped and used his extensive handgun collection to do some "corporate downsizing" of his own.

I am pissed, I am sad, I am proven right once again, when the world shows it's true face as the GIANT STEAMING LUMP OF SHIT I have always known it to be.
Feb 5th, 2003 05:59 PM
Les Waste I THINK SOMEONE KIDNAPPED SPAZBOY

HE'S IN A TRUNK SOMEWHERE AND HE HAS NO LEGS

Feb 5th, 2003 05:17 PM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
you didn't give spaz his message
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REACH HIM :/
Feb 5th, 2003 04:55 PM
GnrySgtHartman I'm sorry too broverg.
Feb 5th, 2003 04:36 PM
Darryl
...

George, it's on its way!
Feb 5th, 2003 04:29 PM
glowbelly you didn't give spaz his message
Feb 5th, 2003 04:21 PM
Jixby Phillips SORRY THIS ISN'T VERY FUNNY AT ALL, GEORGE, WHAT A BLOWHARD

JUST KIDDING I DIDN'T READ IT, IT MIGHT BE FUNNY
Feb 5th, 2003 02:45 PM
FS Even though I read this whole thread,

sorry, George.
Feb 5th, 2003 02:37 PM
Krythor If you get laid off you could always sue something like everyone else
Sorry, George.
Feb 5th, 2003 01:32 PM
Daphne Oops, missed that


but still uh suck my dick
Feb 5th, 2003 01:31 PM
george that she gave me any attention at all is enough for me Helm. she really is one of the sweetest people in the whole world.
Feb 5th, 2003 01:23 PM
Helm Uh. Read more than the first post in a thread yout to reply to.
Feb 5th, 2003 01:23 PM
george if i ever meet you Daphne i am going to give you a big kiss. cause you may well be the sweetest girl in the whole world.
Feb 5th, 2003 01:13 PM
Daphne sorry george
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