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| Apr 16th, 2004 03:21 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 03:14 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
and I had another one For that Take youre kid to work day. That day I learned the Perils of the shop/garage full of fat drunk guys cuttung up and rebuilding golf carts. I learned the following on my day. 1. When a man who smells of old spice and scotch tells you to "hold this so I can cut it" dont because the bastard nicked me with the blade 2. Golf carts arent really that slow, and don't turn all that well either. 3. dont put heat shrink tubing on youre fingers then hold the hand heater up to youre hands. 4. Don't work in a golf course at all. 5. quit when the maneger has 8 accounts of broken parol. 6. OMG my entire familyexept me works at a golf course. |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 02:59 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | and about thirty locked threads.... | |
| Apr 16th, 2004 11:59 AM | ||
| davinxtk |
30 posts per day since creation? Keep up the good work. You're headed towards PeeWee status. Someone nuke this bitch already. |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 11:43 AM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | and a shitty character...that's two. | |
| Apr 16th, 2004 10:55 AM | ||
| xBLacKObSeSSioNx |
jobs well, i'm a lesbian.....it is a job, I mean come on! |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 10:13 AM | ||
| VinceZeb |
Jobs... 1) Seasonal work at a mail order catalog 2) Busyboy/dishwasher/host/server/cook/manager at a resturant 3) call center tech at a suck ass company 3) Network admin at a school 4) network workflow manager/marketing head at a large company The resturant job was the suckiest I ever had. I used to get stoned and drink there all the freakin time. Our boss was a two faced cocksucker who I would probably beat to death if I ever encountered him (he stole 1000 dollars from me out of paychecks he bounced when he defaulted on the store 2 hours before we opened without telling anyone). |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 09:40 AM | ||
| Dole |
Amateur abortionist Rectal attendant Childrens entertainer Abbatoir PR spokesperson Door-to-door butt plug salesman Vice President of Guatemala SS Officer Fluffer Personal assistant to 'Timmy' Abacus engineer naughty robot Defecate Inspector Bette Davis Absolute Cunt |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 09:20 AM | ||
| AChimp |
My boss paid me to fix his home computer. 
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| Apr 16th, 2004 09:05 AM | ||
| FartinMowler |
I remembered two more 1 Waterbed factory 1 Printing company This brings me to my next subject "Dangerous work environments" If someone is operating a forklift...Don't climb up to get something off a shelf. (I almost got hit with the forks)  Don't clean machinery when its on... I had to help a guy pull his broken hand out of a printing machine :/ Stay away from people operating machinery that smell like booze  the guy not the machine :/ People that smoke while near dangerous chemicals are cool :/ Don't drink coffee in a pot that smells strange. Don't eat coffee truck food ( I got really bad diahrea ) If someone threatens you at work it's a good time to find a new job. If someone says "can you climb in that little hole?" or "just reach in but watch out for that wire" If your supervisor asks you to move his personal stuff on the weekend at his home for no pay
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| Apr 16th, 2004 08:56 AM | ||
| AChimp |
1. Paperboy, 2 years 2. Grocery clerk/old lady schmoozer, 4 years 3. Software developer, 4 months :O |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 04:36 AM | ||
| Dr. V |
1. Subway sandwich artist for one day 2. Park Services Attendant at Knott's Berry Farm 3. Toys R Us sales floor guy, 2 seasons 4. Knott's Berry Farm halloween haunt monster for a couple weeks, the friggn fog made me sick and I had to quit. |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 04:21 AM | ||
| VolCanon |
Newspaper route (boss = Grade B asshole) IGA Supermarket (boss = Grade AAAAA asshole, manager = Grade AAA asshole, coworkers (all 50 of them) Grade A assholes) Library volunteer Direct sales (Boss = fucker), only lasted 2 weeks because they wouldnt give me any work Typist for old Korean man (he seemed insane. He smoked all the time and liked to sit outside in FUCKING WINTER and refused to come indoors. Freezing your ass off for $10/h (he said "make your own wage") Warehouse fewl - moved chairs out of box, put them into another box. It was a temporary placement. They told me to go away after 2 hours cuz they brought in too many temps. I got paid 4 h though. (boss said "Oh Boy Its Working Time! Don't forget to mark down your breaks so I dont pay you for them!") Data Entry Typist - Worked for courier company tying crap. If you haven't noticed a common thread, ALL BOSSES ARE ASSHOLES. |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 03:37 AM | ||
| Mike |
1. Stock-boy 2. Lumber yard clerk 3. Chopped firewood 4. and now..stock boy again |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 01:59 AM | ||
| ArrowX |
Paperbou for 2 weeks in grade7. It payed $2.50 a week because theres only 5 or 6 people on my route. Asisstant For Handyman Mechanical. Currently trying to get a job at My local ToyZ game Emporium(all I do is play games and watch TV cuz it's an elecronics store on the busiest street in my town and nobody wants to riksk driving across a 4 lane street to buy a copy of Vanguard Bandits :/ |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 01:50 AM | ||
| Big Papa Goat |
Parking attendant at the Calgary stampede Usher at the Calgary Saddledome Tour Guide at the Calgary Saddledome I've only had three jobs, and they've all be on the same property
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| Apr 16th, 2004 01:45 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
Paperboy, 6th and 7th grade Volunteer worker building houses and such. Lifeguard at a Wild Waves. 1 Sucky Summer. Part time Intern at the Musem of Glass in Tacoma (no pay... Those bastards) I got to use remote controlled cameras, and spied on people. Camp counselor, 1 Summer going back this summer. and odd jobs I can get around town. Mowing, painting, etc. |
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| Apr 16th, 2004 12:12 AM | ||
| Two-Faced |
0 However, I should look for a career in politics. |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 11:33 PM | ||
| thebiggameover |
people dont like my vomit breath??
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| Apr 15th, 2004 11:22 PM | ||
| Big Papa Goat | HE LEARNED THE HARD WAY KIDS | |
| Apr 15th, 2004 11:08 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
So I'm gonna give some advice. 1. If your getting paid minimum wage don't work too hard 2. If your co-worker is an idiot tell them and make sure you run to your car when you leave for your car each day. 3. Don't clean a toilet or anything gross. 4. Most bosses are cheap assholes and will rip you off so write down your hours and don't take the cheque unless it's correct. 5. Don't say racist things while at work, some people might find it offensive and kill you (or run to your car after work) 6. If someone keeps hitting on you at work ignore it because it will end up the talk of the job place. 7. Don't pick your nose or fart or leave a big poop in a toilet 8. Don't wear leather pants or bring strange things that you collect to work. 9. If you don't understand something that someone say's just nod your head (works for me) 10. If your hung over don't go to work because most people don't want to smell you vomit breath. |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 10:04 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
1.cashier at Caldors when I was a kid for a month during a christmas 2. inventory taker 3. worked in a factory assembling shit 4. circuit city tech support 5. computer lab monitor and support at college 6. unix admin and comp tech support 7. graphic designer 8. production artist 9. web designer 10. framer 11. senior web developer 12. artist at a babystore |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 09:52 PM | ||
| Perndog |
Camp counselor, three summers Convenience store cashier, one afternoon (got another job offer that day) DSL tech support, two months College admissions clerk, one semester and now Freelance musician/producer going on a year |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 09:52 PM | ||
| Mockery |
Hmmmm... here goes (in no particular chronological order) -Waiter / Piano Guy at a retirement home -Computer / Stereo salesman at Circuit City -At least 5 or 6 different video store jobs -Computer techincal phone support at Answer City -Cashier / Box Destroyer / Stock Boy at Tuesday Morning -EB Gameworld Sales guy / Video Game Playing slacker -Frame Shop "Rush Guy" at Ben Franklin -A whole bunch o' Web Designer / Senior Web Designer / Freelance Web Design Consultant jobs -I-Mockery.com webmaster (for the amount of work that goes into it, I think it qualifies as a job.) I think that's about all of 'em. I might have left out one or two shit jobs that I can't remember at the moment. |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 09:14 PM | ||
| Gurlugon | Same here. | |
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