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Aug 16th, 2005 07:26 PM
The One and Only... It's good to know that your name carries positive externalities.
Aug 16th, 2005 06:22 PM
Marc Summers It seems that people enjoy saying my name when it's so obvious that they are addressing me.
Aug 16th, 2005 03:39 PM
kellychaos You pose no monetary, social, ethical or moral value to society, Marc Summers.
Aug 15th, 2005 01:27 AM
Marc Summers It's hard to get to know my coworkers better since I don't have any anecdotes about holding up 7-11s. I am SERIOUS!!!!
Aug 11th, 2005 04:56 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by drumming4buddha
i accepted the promotion because i like bossing people around
Bossing people around doesn't pay the bills 'round here, missy.

It feels good, though.
Aug 11th, 2005 11:36 AM
ziggytrix The funny thing? If we lived in anarcho-capitolist society someone probably would have paid someone to put a bullet in this poor kid's head long ago.
Aug 11th, 2005 08:25 AM
Krythor Oh really.

When's the next rally?
Aug 11th, 2005 12:41 AM
The One and Only... No, but the article made a nice and easy explaination of why corporations are opposed.

One of the posters at the anti-state forums was largely responsible for that article, actually.
Aug 11th, 2005 12:33 AM
PILLOWFIGHT did you get all your morals and beliefs from wikipedia
Aug 11th, 2005 12:29 AM
The One and Only... Read this.

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One social structure that is not permissible under anarcho-capitalism is one that attempts to claim greater sovereignty than the individuals that form it. The state is a prime example, but another is the modern corporation— defined as a legal entity that exists under a different legal code than individuals as a means to shelter the individuals who own and run the corporation from possible legal consequences of acts by the corporation.
Aug 11th, 2005 12:05 AM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Corporations are inconsistant with market anarchism. If you knew anything about it, you'd know that.
Market anarchism is, from what I gather, the ideal that people can pay for their services and protection from the government, or they can not.

Agora, Anarchy, Action!! - An anarcho-capitalist blog experiment
Aug 11th, 2005 12:03 AM
The One and Only... Corporations are inconsistant with market anarchism. If you knew anything about it, you'd know that.
Aug 10th, 2005 09:01 PM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Plus I hate corporations too.
Agora, Anarchy, Action!! - An anarcho-capitalist blog experiment
Aug 10th, 2005 08:41 PM
nothing4buddha i accepted the promotion because i like bossing people around
Aug 10th, 2005 05:33 PM
adept_ninja I love my job. Last sunday me and other ninja took about an hour and 40 min lunch break and went to the mall so i could buy a new duo stick for my PSP. I also got some steak escape. When we got back i filled out a form for this one guy who wanted to buy a wind surfing permit then i went to sleep. Good times
Aug 10th, 2005 05:04 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by drumming4buddha
i got a job at hollywood video a couple months ago and when i get my promotion next week i have to do a ton of more stuff and corporate is only giving me a .13 raise
Did they explain all this to you when you were promoted and, overly excited by your new occupational title, accept the new promotion anyway?
Aug 10th, 2005 07:35 AM
the_dudefather
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Originally Posted by Krythor
I work 5pm-10pm on Frozen Food in Tesco. It's facing up from 9-10 that's the killer. Our cabinets have hot metallic strips next to the hinge so you can warm your hands up.

I hate it when some douchebag customer runs along the aisle of cabinets you just finished and decides to rummage through everything and knock everything over 5 minutes before the store closes on a Saturday.
i liked to go into a semi-zombie like state when doing this

p.s: my frozen fury i refered to earlier refers to when customers to dumbasss things like leaving bottles of wine in a freezer, i dddnt need gloves or fleece when working frozen (owing to beard and blubber)
Aug 10th, 2005 02:18 AM
nothing4buddha i got a job at hollywood video a couple months ago and when i get my promotion next week i have to do a ton of more stuff and corporate is only giving me a .13 raise
Aug 9th, 2005 08:50 PM
Krythor Yes, shut up please.
Aug 9th, 2005 04:10 PM
The One and Only... I could totally derail this into a thread about how infinitely amusing it is that the statewide strike ended up lowering wages, but I've got more dignity than that. Plus I hate corporations too.
Aug 9th, 2005 03:42 PM
Krythor I work 5pm-10pm on Frozen Food in Tesco. It's facing up from 9-10 that's the killer. Our cabinets have hot metallic strips next to the hinge so you can warm your hands up.

I hate it when some douchebag customer runs along the aisle of cabinets you just finished and decides to rummage through everything and knock everything over 5 minutes before the store closes on a Saturday.
Aug 9th, 2005 03:33 PM
ziggytrix but California will be the first state to have widespread homo sexual harrassment education, mark my words.
Aug 9th, 2005 01:55 PM
AChimp The Safeway harassment training is basically for men only, and tells them not to harass women.
Aug 9th, 2005 01:03 PM
ziggytrix
Re: My first day at SAFEWAY :o

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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
Anyway after all my training(with extra focus on sexual harassment)

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So after a while another one of my bosses runs over and tries to pat frosty(the guy I'm with) HARD in the crotch with his hand. He sees the look on my face and says "We're gay. We're gay like that!" Then he runs off with one of those screaming laughs. So now I gotta watch out for gay ninjas on the job
Aug 9th, 2005 09:37 AM
sadie yah, but you're from canada.
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