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May 4th, 2004 02:31 PM
mesobe
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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
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Originally Posted by mesobe
he can't handle himself because his IQ is only 91 (bush sr. is at 93 I believe). 100 being average.

Its amazing what money can buy
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/presiq.htm

Mesobe, if you are you going to make fun of someone's intelligence, you should find out the facts first.

And of course sspadowsky comes in with the standard liberal lame ass "let's quote a real political expert, I mean comedian" response. George Carlin is a whiny fuck who wouldn't be satisified with this country even if he got 99% of what he wanted.

I can't believe this bullshit you all utter. What the hell is wrong with what the president did? He talked to the 9/11 commission. Should every fucking think the president does or says be on public record? I guess if he were to know something about where Osama is right now, you dumbfucks would want him to break out the GPS tracker and the Rand-McNally and show you exactly where he is and how we found him, which would fuck uo our information network. But who cares about giving up national security secrets or protecting anyone, right?

Clinton had 7 1/2 years to take care of the Al-Queda problem. Bush had 7 months. Stick the blame where it belongs. The 9/11 commission is nothing but partisan hacks who should be testifying instead of asking all the questions.

You need to face facts, morons. The American public trusts Bush to protect them more than Kerry ever could. Clinton, Carter, and other liberals havent learned the simple fact that you can't hold hands with Satan and expect him to love and have compassion. Terrorists are snakes. Snakes attack no matter what. Bush has decided that they should die and be destroyed rather than us.

Deal with it.
you ever listen to bush talk? Are you afraid of multi coloured terror flags that much? you sound like a fucking brainwashed robot

EDIT: ohyeah, I looked at your link. OK, youre right... his IQ is 92 then. still well below average. Unless you include "body language" and Word Invention as bonus points
May 4th, 2004 08:04 AM
davinxtk Look at this retard talking about liberals holding hands with Satan.


It's hard to find a member of the Bush administration who hasn't been up Saddam's, Osama's, or <insert a Saudi here>'s asses.

Shut the fuck up, Vinth, the administration you support is both spineless and corrupt.
May 3rd, 2004 08:53 PM
VinceZeb The Nobel prize. Great men have earned that prize, such as Arafat.

Nice try, dumbass.
May 3rd, 2004 04:49 PM
Brandon Oh by the way, I laughed very hard when I finally found out who Twyla Tharp is.
May 3rd, 2004 04:25 PM
kellychaos Let me hear your body talk ... body talk ... let's get physicaaaallllll!
May 3rd, 2004 04:23 PM
mburbank Body language. That's important to national security. Knowing the body language W and Cheney have together. In fact, I think we need more physical testimony. maybe they could mime their plan for 5he transferrance of sovereighnity.
May 3rd, 2004 04:19 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by VinceZeb
Clinton had 7 1/2 years to take care of the Al-Queda problem. Bush had 7 months.
The members of the Clinton administration admitted the mistakes they made and suggested ways they could have handled security more efficiently, thus, serving to, hopefully, make this a constructive committee. The only thing that members of the Bush administration, those deposed both in public and in private, seem intent on doing is to try and cover their tracks and not admit to any shortcomings on their part. I have more respect for an honest failure that attended intelligence/security meetings and knew what was currently going on at all times rather than blow them off half the time think they were a frivilous waste of his time. Bush, himself, will admit to not being much of a consistent attendee to such meetings. Additionally, the head of national security was the same for both administrations and he admits some of his shortcomings. So what important thing happened seven months prior to the trajedy that terrorist thought might lead to their success?

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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
You need to face facts, morons. The American public trusts Bush to protect them more than Kerry ever could.
I'd be willing to bet that they get over their fear of the unknown rather than bet again on a known evil. We'll see, come November.

Quote:
Originally Posted by VinceZeb
Clinton, Carter, and other liberals havent learned the simple fact that you can't hold hands with Satan and expect him to love and have compassion. Terrorists are snakes. Snakes attack no matter what. Bush has decided that they should die and be destroyed rather than us.
Somehow, I think it's a safe bet that George Bush will never, EVER get one of these in his lifetime:


LINKY
May 3rd, 2004 11:38 AM
mburbank I just hate to see the way you've abandoned your site, Newsfilter... Once and a while you come here and you bluster for a few posts, but it's clear your heart isn't in it. You're a shadow of your former self. It's obvious that somethings wrong.

I mean, it's that or you're just a lazy bag of crap who falls completely apart when faced with following through on or backing up anything.

I don't believe that. I think you suffer from a chemical imbalance. It's not your fault, Vinth. You are the victim here.
May 3rd, 2004 10:46 AM
VinceZeb I will save you some time, Max.

This whole "worry about Vinth" play you scripted is a dud. Don't worry about my health or well being. The only time I'll worry about yours is when someone posts your death certificate on here.
May 3rd, 2004 10:28 AM
mburbank Are you okay? We were worried sick.
May 3rd, 2004 09:07 AM
VinceZeb
Quote:
Originally Posted by mesobe
he can't handle himself because his IQ is only 91 (bush sr. is at 93 I believe). 100 being average.

Its amazing what money can buy
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/presiq.htm

Mesobe, if you are you going to make fun of someone's intelligence, you should find out the facts first.

And of course sspadowsky comes in with the standard liberal lame ass "let's quote a real political expert, I mean comedian" response. George Carlin is a whiny fuck who wouldn't be satisified with this country even if he got 99% of what he wanted.

I can't believe this bullshit you all utter. What the hell is wrong with what the president did? He talked to the 9/11 commission. Should every fucking think the president does or says be on public record? I guess if he were to know something about where Osama is right now, you dumbfucks would want him to break out the GPS tracker and the Rand-McNally and show you exactly where he is and how we found him, which would fuck uo our information network. But who cares about giving up national security secrets or protecting anyone, right?

Clinton had 7 1/2 years to take care of the Al-Queda problem. Bush had 7 months. Stick the blame where it belongs. The 9/11 commission is nothing but partisan hacks who should be testifying instead of asking all the questions.

You need to face facts, morons. The American public trusts Bush to protect them more than Kerry ever could. Clinton, Carter, and other liberals havent learned the simple fact that you can't hold hands with Satan and expect him to love and have compassion. Terrorists are snakes. Snakes attack no matter what. Bush has decided that they should die and be destroyed rather than us.

Deal with it.
May 2nd, 2004 04:55 PM
mburbank Body language, friends and neighbors. It may have been a little compranising to have them testify together, but hell, this country hs a right to understand their body language.
May 1st, 2004 11:45 AM
kellychaos Nothing like the touch of a mature man who knows where all my buttons are and when to push them.

- George W. Bush
Apr 30th, 2004 06:10 PM
Brandon "Well, we don't have much to report in terms of 9/11, but sweet Jesus, the President and Vice President have some great body language! There is some chemistry there! We really think they should hook up, because they would be so cute together!"
- The 9/11 Commission
Apr 30th, 2004 03:24 PM
mburbank body language
Apr 30th, 2004 08:27 AM
Brandon Well apparently it was a "good conversation." Isn't that just loverly?
Apr 29th, 2004 05:58 PM
mesobe amen
Apr 29th, 2004 05:38 PM
Royal Tenenbaum How come Ronnie and the other conservative douche bags aren't defending this? It's pretty disgusting, so perhaps even they realize how fucking retarded it is to have testimony in this fashion.
Apr 29th, 2004 05:07 PM
kellychaos That never stops being funny.
Apr 29th, 2004 04:56 PM
AChimp Bush and Dick stick together... HAR!
Apr 29th, 2004 04:49 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by mburbank
I seriosuly thinks this shames the oval office in ways a run of the mill adulterous blow job can't comptete with.
X 2819+. ... more, actually
Apr 29th, 2004 04:19 PM
mburbank Nixon resigned when it became evident he would be impeached if he did not.

Maybe if he had demonstrated his 'body language' with Agnew they both could have been spared.

'body language'.


I think I may be having a stroke.


Can't any of them even be bothered to come up with a plausible lie? Do they hold us in that much contempt?

Body


language.


shit
Apr 29th, 2004 03:57 PM
mesobe didnt nixon and clinton get impeached for lying? and lying about only one thing too. lies about money and blow jobs.

can any of you count how many times Bush has lied? and how many lives his lying has costed? is anyong going to impeach him yet? I mean FUCK. type 'impeach' into google and see what comes up. The people have spoken.
Apr 29th, 2004 03:53 PM
mburbank WELL JUST THANK FUCKING GOD THE COMISSION LEARNED ABOUT THE PRESIDENTIAL BODY LANGUAGE, THAT WILL ABSOLUTELY SAVE LIVES!! 'BODY LANGUAGE'!! OH MY GOD!!!
Apr 29th, 2004 03:50 PM
mesobe he can't handle himself because his IQ is only 91 (bush sr. is at 93 I believe). 100 being average.

Its amazing what money can buy
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