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Oct 25th, 2004 09:18 AM
rook
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Originally Posted by Sacks
I want magic pants where every time I reach in my pocket theres 20 dollars, but I would settle for a guy who is behind me all the time putting 20 dollars in my pocket when I'm not looking. What a cool guy.
nice one, i'd appreciate that too.
Oct 25th, 2004 03:26 AM
Sacks I want magic pants where every time I reach in my pocket theres 20 dollars, but I would settle for a guy who is behind me all the time putting 20 dollars in my pocket when I'm not looking. What a cool guy.
Oct 25th, 2004 02:55 AM
Dr. V A Nintendo

A Controller

A garage

A fog machine

A sword
Oct 24th, 2004 11:23 PM
MLE i love you, jin ;>
Oct 24th, 2004 10:17 PM
jin The end of the world. ;<
Oct 24th, 2004 08:03 PM
Crying Baby Jesus Money

A large chainsaw that can attach to my truck.

18 crates full of LAWs'

And a Dollar Sign Bag
Oct 24th, 2004 07:45 PM
Ninjavenom A library and/ or separate room for all the crap i will doubtlessly collect as i age.

A righteous stereo system.

A super lady.

A squad of deadly ninjas who will do my bidding.

One deadly red robot.
Oct 24th, 2004 07:31 PM
Burger Lord -the ability to move away from Georgia... or at least the part I live in.......
Oct 24th, 2004 07:30 PM
kahljorn I'm completely happy so instead of listing what i want ill list what i have so all of you will have something to strive for:


A girlfriend who performs lude sexual acts with me in front of other people for money. Lots of it

Making money for sex/masturbation. Lots of it.

Being able to afford rent in two days worth of work, where i just chat online all day and occasionally orgasm.

A super girlfriend.

A-cups(so far) and a 9 inch penis.

a good stereo and lots of neurosis.

Exotic drugs and sedatives.

A girlfriend who likes sex magick and tantra.

A huge library of over 8,000 books.

Being smarter than everyone else.
Oct 24th, 2004 06:01 PM
rook porsche 911 carrera or a '93 saab 900 convertible
unlimited time to write my book
a harem of hot men who don't want commitment but have good conversation
bigger boobs
a horde of police-trained german shepherds at my beck and call
f16 fighting falcon, always gassed up
a house in the alps and a sniper rifle
Oct 24th, 2004 05:52 PM
Terra
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
I'd also like a soapy tit wank.
Lotion is better. Soap dries the skin and delicate nipple area.

(Nevermind how I know this)
Oct 23rd, 2004 01:26 AM
Captain Goodtimes Maybe a new car :/

And a large mural in my room of Ernest Borgnine giving a Thumbs Up.

You know, for my self esteem
Oct 23rd, 2004 01:08 AM
sadie
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
i WISH :(
it must just be me. :P
Oct 22nd, 2004 11:32 PM
The Retro Kat I want a room soley for listenting to music, playing music, playing cards, and smoking cigs, pipes, and hookahs.
Oct 22nd, 2004 11:10 PM
executioneer
Quote:
Originally Posted by sadie
i thought that's what your avatar was for?
i WISH
Oct 22nd, 2004 11:04 PM
AChimp
Quote:
sharing achimps month long orgasm. or at least having a thirty day battery pack.


I'd also like a soapy tit wank.
Oct 22nd, 2004 03:50 PM
kellychaos
Re: the not so simple things in life

Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
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1. a giant shower room with a huge bath tub where i can spend hours at a time just relaxing.
AKA a rack of pneumonic devices.
Oct 22nd, 2004 03:31 PM
McMock Okay. The only correct answer to this question is love, but I'll go with the flow.

- A good, warm bed.
- A hammock, a garden with some weed plants.
- A wife that understands me and doesn't bug me.
- PC, Internet, Suprnova.
- A toilet where I can sit for six hours and nobody comes tell me to get off the damn toilet already. So, I want my own private toilet.
Oct 22nd, 2004 03:28 PM
sadie i thought that's what your avatar was for?
Oct 22nd, 2004 02:14 PM
executioneer a mind control device of some sort
Oct 22nd, 2004 01:13 PM
Jixby Phillips 1. I WANT A ROOM THAT IS ALL CUSIONS AND BLANKETS AND PILLOWS AND IT CAN BE THE FORT ROOM BUT ALSO I'D SLEEP THERE EVERY NIGHT AND THATS ALL THAT WOULD BE IN IT

2. HIGH SHELVES ONLY SO THE GRANDKIDS (I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE KIDS BUT GRANDKIDS ARE JUST A FACT OF LIFE LETS FACE IT) CANT TOUCH MY SMOKES OR PLAY MY VIDEO TAPES

3. GET MARRIED

4. I WANNA COLLECT OLD VCRS
Oct 22nd, 2004 01:13 PM
Goldensoldier one big room that doesnt have walls but has cabinet amps (marshall or behringer) that has a seat in the middle with a single chord to plug my guitar or bass in with all the effects. And a room that has a really good computer and is awsome. Yeah thats my dream, i can dream that becuase it will happen when i become a rock-star !!
Oct 22nd, 2004 01:13 PM
FartinMowler
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an underground swimming pool in the backyard with my own pool man.
You could have a pool girl
Oct 22nd, 2004 12:54 PM
Geggy an underground swimming pool in the backyard with my own pool man.
Oct 22nd, 2004 12:39 PM
Spectre X A girlfriend.
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