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Mar 3rd, 2010 02:00 PM
WhiteRat
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At my last warehouse job we used to race pallet jacks in the parking lot. That and use those big ass carts for bob sleds.
Ah, How could I forget the pallet jacks. Those things are great.
Mar 3rd, 2010 01:57 PM
robo_rob At my last warehouse job we used to race pallet jacks in the parking lot. That and use those big ass carts for bob sleds.
Mar 3rd, 2010 12:12 PM
WhiteRat The last time I had fun at work was when a friend and I played "Forklift Jousting", which is two forklifts (forks raised up halfway) driving full speed towards each other. First person to swerve loses.

Technically it's playing chicken but Forklift Jousting sounds so much better.
Mar 2nd, 2010 09:41 PM
robo_rob Before the place shut down, it was irc when I was doing mundane tasks. That and the time in our old office a co-worker and myself used the copier and stale doughnuts for bb gun target practice.
Feb 28th, 2010 11:06 PM
ChrisGlass DP
Feb 28th, 2010 10:55 PM
ChrisGlass Doing some programming for a newly founded game company. Right now we're trying to finish off the code of an asian game company and it's a goddamn boring mess trying to figure it out.
Feb 26th, 2010 04:01 PM
Babs Yeah I like get stoned before I'm about to check people's vitals and before like I draw their blood. It's so funny watching them get scared.
Feb 26th, 2010 07:07 AM
stevetothepast I get stoned at work sometimes, it's pretty fun I suppose.
Feb 25th, 2010 05:07 PM
Dr. Boogie I was doing some temp work when Michael Jackson died, and the whole office spent the day making bad puns about his death featuring song titles. That was surprisingly entertaining.
Feb 25th, 2010 10:48 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost When I was 17 I worked at the information booth at my mall and did volunteer work at this elementary school(So senior year of high school I had work 1 week then volunteer custodian the next) It was a lot of sitting around being bored so I made it through the entire Dragonlance series in a year.
Feb 25th, 2010 10:44 AM
Fathom Zero I-MOCKERY COMMON DENOMINATOR: FUN JOBS!
Feb 25th, 2010 10:04 AM
Aaarg I used to do that sometimes at Safeway. We had this outstanding chair that would spin really fast and roll really really fast. I snuck it into the front office so I could use it. I also took out the rubber pads on the floor so I could roll from counter to counter very quickly.

I used to have to go around the store with a handheld device and scan every tag that was an out-of-stock. One time I did it after the store closed, on the motorized handicapped cart. Only the low-level out of stocks got counted since I didn't even bother to stand up to reach the top shelves. I tried doing a few "drive-by" scans, but the handheld was too shitty.
Feb 25th, 2010 09:58 AM
executioneer i wasn't zoomin' in a security camera's field of view, PROBABLY. the loading dock's got cams and i did go over by the doors but there's only a small window so it is unlikely to have had footage
Feb 25th, 2010 09:49 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Did you remember to use the fire extinguisher for accelerant?
Feb 25th, 2010 09:48 AM
Sacks I hope there are security cameras.
Feb 25th, 2010 03:49 AM
Babs Willie zooming around after work hours in his office chair..... priceless.
Feb 25th, 2010 03:47 AM
executioneer i had fun at work today, i waited until everyone had gone home then zoomed all around on an office chair

technically wasn't getting paid to do it, though, so it might not count
Feb 25th, 2010 03:34 AM
Babs Don't lie, you get high and touch those kids you rotten bastard.
Feb 24th, 2010 09:07 PM
shadowweaver I work in a dv shelter, so it's never really "fun" but I get to dick around on I mockery and other stuff....if I liked kids, I guess it would be much more fun, but I hate them, typically....I work nights so I get high when everyone's asleep
Feb 24th, 2010 09:06 PM
shadowweaver
you get messy

Feb 24th, 2010 09:00 PM
Sam
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Kahljorn you should be ashamed. In some cultures it is punishable by death to speak to women who are menstruating.
What do you get for beating it up sexually while a woman is making bleedytimes?
Feb 24th, 2010 08:14 PM
kahljorn
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Kahljorn you should be ashamed. In some cultures it is punishable by death to speak to women who are menstruating.
yea well those cultures are stupid
Feb 24th, 2010 07:21 PM
Kitsa My pay at the piano store was lousy and I think below legal minimum wage but, damn, there is nothing to beat a piano store if you want to sit all day and not have to deal with customers. I could go a whole shift on a non-lesson weekday (and sometimes whole days on Sunday, if I had to be there for a sale) and not see a single other person. Once the minimal store maintenance was taken care of (ordering sheet music, processing credit card receipts, making sure the lesson schedule was up to date, etc), I could pretty much get paid to do whatever the hell I wanted for 4-8 hours.
That included doing my music theory homework on my choice of about 35 pianos, including antique Steinway baby grands.

That was the last time I actually had fun at work. Many things in my subsequent hospital career were interesting, but I don't think I'd ever call them fun.
Feb 24th, 2010 06:39 PM
Sacks Kahljorn you should be ashamed. In some cultures it is punishable by death to speak to women who are menstruating.
Feb 24th, 2010 04:05 PM
kahljorn when i worked at subway i worked with a bunch of girls sometimes and one of them was on their period or some hit and somebody had messed up some cookies and I went to a neaby store and bought icecream and we all had icecream and cookies :X

also i was high
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