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Jun 9th, 2004 01:22 AM
sadie aw. noob's growing up. :miss
Jun 8th, 2004 11:57 PM
jin I missed you, noob ;<
Jun 8th, 2004 11:10 PM
eggyolk
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Originally Posted by Rongi
eggyolk you goddamn suck
i know i got a gun in my hand ready to end it all right now
Jun 8th, 2004 10:51 PM
Anonymous She's the one who destroyed your computer? She said it just broke :/

Then again, I doubt she passed any of my messages to you, either ;<
Jun 8th, 2004 10:18 PM
Helm What wit.
Jun 8th, 2004 10:04 PM
Rongi eggyolk you goddamn suck
Jun 8th, 2004 08:32 PM
Emu hi noob
Jun 8th, 2004 07:30 PM
Comrade Rocket Yo
Jun 8th, 2004 07:24 PM
eggyolk God damn! I work at Marathon gas station, pumping gas, and cleaning up shit on the toilet seats. My coworkers throw their cigarettes on the floor and yesterday someone burned the piss out of his arm on an exhaust pipe of a car. IT WAS ME!

-hihi2u
Jun 8th, 2004 05:03 PM
Trippy good to see you posting again...
Jun 8th, 2004 04:21 PM
noob3 i don't think so
Jun 8th, 2004 04:05 PM
Rongi Good to have you back.

Is this the same internet girlfriend your girlfriend was jealous of?
Jun 8th, 2004 03:36 PM
ProfessorCool Welcome Back, Noob.
Jun 8th, 2004 03:33 PM
Sethomas Too late.
Jun 8th, 2004 03:25 PM
noob3 oh and don't scan your penis to an aim girl who is showing you her tasties and then tell your girlfriend all about it when she somehow figured out by snooping through your e-mail. she'll call it cheating and destroy your computer and then throw all the fast food cups on your desk, the ones that arn't empty and have been there for a month, the ones you ash in, in the general direction of your face.
Jun 8th, 2004 03:17 PM
noob3
I got a job.

Yee haw.

I deliver pizzas like a fucking monkey. It's a under the table pay job at a tacky pizza place, so it's not just delivering pizzas. No no no. I get payed 5.25 an hour, 0.60 cents commission per order and tips. I get to perform fun-fun tasks such as food prepping, when the chef makes somthing I cut it or wrap it up before I bag it and go. I get to do door hangers and hand out menus to like 15 hotels a day. I also wash all he dishes and do most of the clean-up. Maybe all delivery personell jobs are like this, I don't know. It's cool because they all smoke weed in the back, where the vents are. You can smoke cigarettes anywhere in the store, just not where customers can see you when any are there.

I once dropped a sandwitch on the floor, in this really nasty aged grease pile. Mike (the day manager/cook, who is also insane) didn't see, so I boxed it up anyways. I had to take it to Sleep Inn, and they didn't even tip me. But I didn't care, I found it all funny. The front desk there gets discounts on all thier orders, because they put our menus in thier rooms. It's always the same fucker at the desk everytime, he never tips me. I try to make fucking up thier food ritual and now I ash in thier pizza.

PS - Hello.

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