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Sep 10th, 2009 01:11 PM
Cosmo Electrolux you're probably cooking them wrong if they're like sand. add Montreal Seasoning and cheese....delicious.


edit: of course grits are gritty...duh...
Sep 10th, 2009 12:58 PM
Kitsa Do you have a Big Boy restaurant near you? Because they're always on the breakfast bar here.
Sep 10th, 2009 09:55 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
Our local breakfast bars always serve them, and they must over-steam them because they've lost all grittiness. They're more like cream-of-wheat around here.

I've had them a couple of times with maple syrup. They're okay.
I actually like cream of wheat, so that sounds palatable.
Sep 10th, 2009 08:54 AM
LordSappington
Sep 10th, 2009 08:53 AM
LordSappington
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
I am positive that it is exactly what a southerner would say.
Mmm, maybe. Depending on where you are in the South, the stereotypes vary wildly. Here in Texas, while we've got our share of yokels, there are a lot less stereotypically inbred fools with dumb sayings.
Sep 10th, 2009 07:02 AM
Kitsa Our local breakfast bars always serve them, and they must over-steam them because they've lost all grittiness. They're more like cream-of-wheat around here.

I've had them a couple of times with maple syrup. They're okay.
Sep 10th, 2009 06:58 AM
Chojin grits aren't bad with butter and honey.
Sep 10th, 2009 04:58 AM
Colonel Flagg It took me several business trips to SC before I finally developed a taste for grits. You can't help it, they come with EVERYTHING. I now eat them whenever I travel "down south". My wife thinks I'm nuts, but that's nothing new.

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Originally Posted by Wiffles View Post
dont forget, you source the bacon fat from the chitterlins you cooked beforehand
Ah. Chit'lin's. Now that's some disgusting-ass so-called food.

Right up there with headcheese.
Sep 10th, 2009 12:33 AM
Jeanette X
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dont forget, you source the bacon fat from the chitterlins you cooked beforehand
Sep 10th, 2009 12:31 AM
Wiffles dont forget, you source the bacon fat from the chitterlins you cooked beforehand
Sep 10th, 2009 12:28 AM
Tadao 1/4 cup of bacon fat! That's the secret righ there.
Sep 10th, 2009 12:27 AM
Tadao I might have to try it one day.

http://video.about.com/southernfood/Southern-Grits.htm
Sep 10th, 2009 12:24 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
The court room scene in My Cousin Vinny makes me think you didn't cook them right Jeanette.
THERE IS NO PROPER WAY TO COOK SAND!
Sep 10th, 2009 12:23 AM
executioneer
BLAH, GRITS, BLAHHHH
Sep 10th, 2009 12:20 AM
Tadao The court room scene in My Cousin Vinny makes me think you didn't cook them right Jeanette.
Sep 10th, 2009 12:15 AM
Wiffles El Gritos es muy bien!

(am I southern enough?) ^.^;;
Sep 10th, 2009 12:11 AM
Tadao I am positive that it is exactly what a southerner would say.
Sep 10th, 2009 12:11 AM
Wiffles I think the best way of eating it is to make it into a mushy porridge and add sugar, cocoa or cinnamon, or some flavors. This comming from a grit lover ^.^
Sep 10th, 2009 12:07 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
What are grits Jeanette? I know I could google, but I'm sure you will be more interesting.
A really coarse corn gruel. Its traditionally eaten in the southern United States.

It isn't so much the taste (its quite bland) as it is the texture. I should've known that a food called grits would turn out to be...well...gritty.
Sep 10th, 2009 12:03 AM
Zhukov What are grits Jeanette? I know I could google, but I'm sure you will be more interesting.
Sep 9th, 2009 11:57 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Kiss my grits
FUCK YOU TADAO! I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

FUCK THAT CATCHPHRASE! NO ACTUAL SOUTHERNER WOULD REALLY SAY THAT!
Sep 9th, 2009 11:54 PM
Tadao Kiss my grits
Sep 9th, 2009 11:52 PM
Jeanette X
Blah, grits.

Has anyone tried this mockery of a food? I bought some grits and I tried eat them and it was like eating sand. I even tried putting in cheese and on another occasion, fruit, and it still tasted like shit.

I really wanted to like them, seeing as they're cheap, healthy, and easy to make.

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