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Sep 18th, 2003 10:44 AM
mburbank You out argued them? As opposed to being stupid, rude and lazy? Huh. I bet it was awesome.
Sep 18th, 2003 09:05 AM
VinceZeb Mormons are just out there doing what they think is good. I can't give them any shit for that.

The *False god* Witnesses', however.... let's just say they don't come around my place no more. Even the people on this board could out-argue a Witness.
Sep 18th, 2003 01:39 AM
Perndog A part of me wishes I had the opportunity to get kicked out of a group like that...

Maybe I should get baptized Catholic and then go out and have some fun.
Sep 18th, 2003 01:25 AM
Vibecrewangel
JW's

I was the reason my family got disfellowshipped when we were Jehova's Witnesses.

I was only like 5 or 6 at the time.

I gots mad skillz!!!
Sep 17th, 2003 10:50 PM
AChimp I found that you can get the biggest reaction out of a Jehovah's Witness by tell him or her that, "my god is better than your god."

It's like swatting at a hornet's nest.
Sep 17th, 2003 05:43 PM
Supafly345 Answer the door completely naked. Scratch your genitals as much as possible and insist that they come inside to talk some more. Now, if they actually are stubborn (or stupid) enough to follow you inside: walk bow legged so they can see exaxtly the kind of (wo)man you are (and it makes them look at your dangling balls too if you are a guy. x2 Score Multiplier!.)
Get mad at something stupid like your reflection in a mirror not obeying you and ask them to help you beat the crap out of whatever it was that pissed you off. (remember never to stop scratching your privates gratuitously through all this.)
Sep 17th, 2003 05:33 PM
CaptainBubba Then you sir, are missing out on one of lifes greater pleasures. Fucking with Mormon's heads is entertaining to no end.
Sep 17th, 2003 05:25 PM
O71394658 When they come over our house, we just don't answer the door.
Sep 17th, 2003 05:07 PM
CaptainBubba Mormons showed up at our door today!!!

My dad did all the talking and (from my perspective) made them out to be brainwashed and utterly misled fools. My only comment was regarding coincidences (after submitting that it is within the realm of possibility that the golden tablet was made at the same time as the bible ) and how they can occur simply because they are coincidences, without any suggestion of supernatural interference, by citing Leibnitz and Newton's discovery of Calculus.

They got mad and called my dad a monkey (refrence to evolution. lol. ) and said he was making them too mad to talk to him and my dad said that his comments were very unchristian and he'd better go pray.

The guy agreed and went away taking his fellow "elder" (they looked about 22 each, heh) with him. It was very lol. : )
Sep 16th, 2003 11:27 PM
Supafly345
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Psst...look at my avatar.
Isn't that the dude off the Flash Gordon movie?
Sep 16th, 2003 11:22 PM
Skulhedface Ironically, LaVey makes a good pirate.
Sep 16th, 2003 11:17 PM
Jeanette X Oh well that's different. Nevermind. :Gilda Radner
Sep 16th, 2003 10:32 PM
Perndog

Psst...look at my avatar.
Sep 16th, 2003 07:41 PM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
Kelly, reject God all you want. When you go to Hell, you will know better. Rejecting God doesn't make Him not exist, you fucking dope. But go on living like you do, and I hope you like darkness and dispair.
Please dude. Just stop talking. You are making my religeon look bad by making people think that those who practice it are complete fucking morons.
Sep 16th, 2003 07:00 PM
Jeanette X
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*ahem*...I don't read the same bible you do....
Pay attention, Chimp.
So Pern, what Bible do you read anyway? Now I'm curious.
Sep 16th, 2003 02:24 PM
Vibecrewangel
Ugh

I now have the urge to re-write the song Beauty School Drop out from Grease.......
Sep 16th, 2003 02:09 PM
mburbank William Shatner was a rabinical school drop out.
Sep 16th, 2003 01:57 PM
Zhukov
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You know he claims to have studied for the Priesthood.
Just like Stalin
Sep 16th, 2003 01:54 PM
mburbank You know he claims to have studied for the Priesthood.

My guess is he did his studying on a submarine.

Or thinks that going to catholic school is the same as studying for the preisthood on a Submarine.
Sep 16th, 2003 12:38 PM
Vibecrewangel
Wow

In a way Buddhism is the Libertarian of the spiritual belief systems.
Sep 16th, 2003 12:29 PM
Vibecrewangel
wow

Jeannette -

He doesn't follow ANY version of the Christian bible.

At least that is my guess.....
Sep 16th, 2003 12:28 PM
mburbank You're confused. See the LITERALY true part of the bible is that Jesus existed, was the Messiah and if you don't believe that you go to hell forever when you die.

The things Jesus said are just metaphors. When he asks "Did you sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor?" what he MEANS is, "If you don't believe I'm the Messiah and accept me as your savior you go to hell forever when you die."
Sep 16th, 2003 12:24 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Perndog
*ahem*...I don't read the same bible you do....
Its pretty clear in all translations:
Matthew 10:35 - For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Did you sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor?
Sep 16th, 2003 12:21 PM
Vibecrewangel
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Pern - It was fairly short lived conversation. Once we realized we were on a similar page it sort of fizzled out. Not too many other participants.

Funny how many different definitions of the word religion there are. For me, a religion has a strict set of rules to adhere to. It also tells you "the way it is". There is no room for any other form of thought.
A philosophy has guidelines for you to follow, but is more about teaching you how think. How to open ou mind. In the case of Buddhism you have the observer effect and how perception is reality. These would never fit into a religion as they leave too much room for the individual to come to their own conclusions.
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Sep 16th, 2003 12:02 PM
mburbank Hey, Vinthy, what else do your beliefs lead you to believe?

My beliefs lead me to believe believing in the belief of various beliefs and belief systems but that's just what I believe about my beliefs.
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