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Feb 12th, 2003 09:36 AM
cabbageboy
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So I went to South Africa. I fell off a horse straight on my back, had a v. close encounter with a Black Mamba, had my trainers pinched by Vervet Monkeys (who have bright blue balls) and ridden on a flatulent elephant. It was brilliant.
Glad you enjoyed it

Where in South Africa was this? Probably a game reserve? Its amazing how many people think South Africa is a jungle full of dangerous beasts intent on eating your face out. I live in Johannesburg South Africa and this is no the case.

~ Mugabe can eat my stenching blood fist to HELL!
Feb 12th, 2003 12:35 AM
sadie ohhh.
Feb 11th, 2003 10:33 PM
Pub Lover 'Trainers' is English for 'Sneekers'. :/
Feb 11th, 2003 10:11 PM
Systemz Trainers are those running shoes that the cute athletic girls at high school used to wear - so they could run really, really fast from the likes of Bombadil.
Feb 11th, 2003 07:11 PM
sadie wow. what awesome experiences. what exactly are trainers?
Feb 11th, 2003 06:18 PM
GnrySgtHartman Dont get Bombadil mad, He'll pull out his gat and shoot you.
Feb 11th, 2003 06:11 PM
Tom Bombadil OR MAYBE BOTH

DERRY DOL
Feb 11th, 2003 06:09 PM
Systemz
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Hey dol derry do! Perhaps Sauron and his amassing army of orcs and wicked Easterlings and Southrons are a more pressing concern, derry hey?
Okay, did anyone actually pick this up? I guess that I haven't seen the Fellowship Extended DVD yet, so I must be either a)So totally uncool or b)heterosexual.
Feb 11th, 2003 06:07 PM
Bod I actually stood illegally in Zimbabwe. I was in a raft, decided to jump out, climb some rocks then jump in the river. Only I was on the wrong side of the river. Nobody shot me though.

But the bastard vervet monkeys never gave back my trainers. Damn them HIV bastards.
Feb 11th, 2003 06:05 PM
Tom Bombadil Hey dol derry do! Perhaps Sauron and his amassing army of orcs and wicked Easterlings and Southrons are a more pressing concern, derry hey?
Feb 11th, 2003 05:58 PM
Systemz Robert Mugabe has to be my favorite tinpot dictator of the moment. Fuck Saddam - I'd love to see the USA rip a hole in his asshole. That and they play cricket, which is the only game less interesting than frisbee golf.
Feb 11th, 2003 05:52 PM
Bod No, there aren't kicking out the white farmers there, that's Zimbabwe. A common mistake that damages the much needed tourist indusry. Zimbabwe is one of the southern countries of the continent of Africa, but South Africa is actually the name of a seperate country that happens to be south of Africa.
Feb 11th, 2003 05:36 PM
Rongi See any huge mosquitoes or anything :/?
Feb 11th, 2003 05:35 PM
GnrySgtHartman I heard alot of black people are in Africa.
Feb 11th, 2003 05:31 PM
FS Aren't South Africans currently kicking white farmers off their lands and taking it as their own? I might be thinking of just one African country in particular.
Feb 11th, 2003 05:27 PM
Bod
South Africa

So I went to South Africa. I fell off a horse straight on my back, had a v. close encounter with a Black Mamba, had my trainers pinched by Vervet Monkeys (who have bright blue balls) and ridden on a flatulent elephant. It was brilliant.

As for the black/white issue, it is obvious. But in the area I went to, Vaalwater, I did not come across white racists. Some in fact had almost been arrested during apatheid for trying to help blacks attain a better quality of life. The rich/poor divide is very much to do with colour, but I think they've come a long way in eight years. Some of the black blokes I spoke to are disappointed in Mandela though, not enough done fast enough. But the people I met there were so genuine and friendly, colour regardless.

But in Johannesburg I was warned not to leave the airport as I would be mugged. So I didn't.

Then I went to Zambia where it was very different in that as my Sister's magazine was paying for it, we were able to stay in a hotel that I could never afford in a million years. And there were a few rich South African whites there whose views sucked.One bloke was like, "oh so your english are you, last time I went to the UK I noticed it's getting very 'dark'." I did point out that England has been an immigrant nation for about 2000 years, but the stupid rich fat twat is full of blind hate. So I told him to piss off.

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