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Oct 25th, 2005 07:14 AM
Pub Lover Hey Mike, 'Phyco' is seaweed.
Oct 24th, 2005 04:49 PM
sadie duh!
Oct 24th, 2005 04:25 PM
Mike P Jonathan Clement's Original Post:
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
I'm a real person dispite what you may think. I know I seem like a phyco, but that's because I have Bi-polar. I'm not ashamed.
Jonathan Clement's Fixed Post:
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
I'm a real person despite what you may think. I know I seem like a psycho, but that's because I am bi-polar. I'm not ashamed.
Oct 24th, 2005 12:47 PM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by Rosenstern
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
he's Guildencrantz
Trust me. If Guildencrantz was a character of mine, I would use him more often. There's no way you all (if any of you) are going to believe this, but that idiot is actually an unoriginal real-life friend of mine. I told him about these forums, told him my name on it, and made the misjudgement of joking that he should use the other name. Sounds like i'm covering my ass, but it's the honest truth. once that lazy asshole starts posting more, you'll see that we are not the same person.
uh, i was just making fun of your screen name. never even noticed the other guy, but as long as we're talking about it, may i ask if naming yourself after a hybridization of two disposable bit characters was intentionally ironic or not?
Oct 24th, 2005 12:04 PM
Pub Lover I know I sometimes seem like seaweed myself.
Oct 24th, 2005 11:59 AM
Emu He didn't spell anything wrong, you twit. Are you trying to be the next Mike or something?
Oct 23rd, 2005 05:13 PM
Mike P
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
I'm a real person despite what you may think. I know I seem like a psycho, but that's because I am bi-polar. I'm not ashamed.
Real or not, work on your spelling.
Oct 22nd, 2005 11:49 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Rosenstern
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Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore
nobody could be so intentionally stupid.
Sounds a little like Clark Kent talking about Superman (Stupidman in this case). Are you totally sure you aren't Jonathan, newsguy? Having a little fun under the disguise of a mental retard, eh? You should do what I do, and just be a retard naturally.
That kind of reminded me of when Terri Hatcher hosted SNL. Just sayin'
Oct 22nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Chojin it's just the lord testing you jc, keep your head up high
Oct 22nd, 2005 12:57 AM
Jonathan Clement I'm a real person dispite what you may think. I know I seem like a phyco, but that's because I have Bi-polar. I'm not ashamed.
Oct 21st, 2005 11:13 PM
Rosenstern
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
he's Guildencrantz
Trust me. If Guildencrantz was a character of mine, I would use him more often. There's no way you all (if any of you) are going to believe this, but that idiot is actually an unoriginal real-life friend of mine. I told him about these forums, told him my name on it, and made the misjudgement of joking that he should use the other name. Sounds like i'm covering my ass, but it's the honest truth. once that lazy asshole starts posting more, you'll see that we are not the same person.
Oct 21st, 2005 01:39 PM
kahljorn "prove it by posting some sort of photo id"

That won't work, if it was a smart character he could just find something online. But then, if he's honest he could just show the face that was on his avatar.
I think the avatar thing makes it look like a character, though. Picking a retarded face to act as your visual identity? I think that clues it off right there.

Mystery solved
Oct 21st, 2005 12:08 PM
Emu yeah
Oct 21st, 2005 09:58 AM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Emu
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Originally Posted by Rosenstern
"Super Clever Person"?
Actually, I voted for that one.
Because you think I am Clement?
Oct 21st, 2005 09:41 AM
KevinTheOmnivore Oh, well in that case.......
Oct 21st, 2005 09:33 AM
ziggytrix he's Guildencrantz
Oct 21st, 2005 08:58 AM
KevinTheOmnivore
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Originally Posted by Rosenstern
Kevin's gonna kick our asses when he sees the poll results. It's 42% for Kevin as I type this.
Who the hell are you???
Oct 21st, 2005 08:07 AM
Emu
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Originally Posted by Rosenstern
OMG did he do it!!?? Did he actually declare himself a "Super Clever Person"? Is he that stupid of a dude as to give us lots of ammo to shoot him with?
Actually, I voted for that one.
Oct 21st, 2005 06:16 AM
glowbelly prove it by posting some sort of photo id
Oct 21st, 2005 01:17 AM
Jonathan Clement Not boot, BOT! It's what those AIM bot's say when you type in "bot". "lol. I'm not a bot. Did you really think I was?" And I'm not a character. I'm a real person.
Oct 21st, 2005 12:01 AM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
I'm not a boooooooot!
Johnny's School photo!

EDIT: Has anyone conseidered that this could by Johnny Darko? He got banned, right? I don't remember enough of that guy to determine if this is him or not.
Oct 20th, 2005 10:43 PM
Rosenstern OMG did he do it!!?? Did he actually declare himself a "Super Clever Person"? Is he that stupid of a dude as to give us lots of ammo to shoot him with? He might as well just start a thread called "I am so darn smart! You are all dumber than I is!"

Then, given recent trends, he would probably start another one on the same topic two days later with a couple displaced letters in the title and call it a completely original thread. He rolls like that, biatch.
Oct 20th, 2005 10:26 PM
ArrowX It will drive you to the breaking point eventually. Because EVERYONE succumbs to the forum.
Oct 20th, 2005 10:23 PM
Jonathan Clement Really, I'm not a Character. You can believe so, but I'm not.
Oct 20th, 2005 10:19 PM
Rosenstern Kevin's gonna kick our asses when he sees the poll results. It's 42% for Kevin as I type this.
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