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Dec 4th, 2003 06:30 PM
Mr. Vagiclean
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Originally Posted by AChimp
I ate at Subway yesterday, and this morning I took the largest shit of my life.

Seriously.

There was so much shit in the toilet bowl, that my turd had to swirl around the bowl like an ice cream sundae and half of it was still outside the water.

I thought I had passed a fucking steam engine. Never eating at that Subway again.
My pal's dad pitched an extraordinary amount of brick into his toilet, it broke the waterline

It might have been the Albanian food
Dec 4th, 2003 05:36 PM
Command Prompt I like eating tuna because the thought of helpless dolphins being trapped in the net while they jabber away in their idiotic fish launguage amuses me.

Edit: They let us wear gloves too, but since most of the staff failed high school, the concept of sanitation was not a high priority when preparing food.

Our ringing endorsement for freshness was "5 second rule!" or "That's what an immune system is for"
Dec 4th, 2003 03:23 PM
Krythor Ick!"
Dec 4th, 2003 03:14 PM
Sicktodeathmx
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Originally Posted by C:\
I had to write a report on successful franchises so I worked at subway for 2 weeks, "borrowed" the store operations manual and learned the ins and outs of upper level sandwich artistry.

I used to enjoy the seafood or the tuna until I was taught how they were made.

1. Open up can of tuna or package of imitation crab. place in bowl.
2. Add a SHITload of mayonnaise.
3. Mix with ungloved hand. Chill and serve.

Don't EVER EVER trust the meatballs.
But at least the tuna was dolphin free.... They let us wear gloves to mix that shit. It was like two or three packets of tuna... And a gallon (I shit you not) of mayo. Ick.
Dec 4th, 2003 03:13 PM
Command Prompt I had to write a report on successful franchises so I worked at subway for 2 weeks, "borrowed" the store operations manual and learned the ins and outs of upper level sandwich artistry.

I used to enjoy the seafood or the tuna until I was taught how they were made.

1. Open up can of tuna or package of imitation crab. place in bowl.
2. Add a SHITload of mayonnaise.
3. Mix with ungloved hand. Chill and serve.

Don't EVER EVER trust the meatballs.
Dec 4th, 2003 03:12 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I stopped eating Subway after the whole Jared thing came out.
Dec 4th, 2003 03:08 PM
Sicktodeathmx
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Originally Posted by Sethomas
Now I want to eat them, just to PISS YOU OFF. Or at least, TO SPITE YOU.
Go for it monkey... Just know.. Those things are not treated well before they put them in that metal container with the sauce. And much of that sauce... Isn't sauce.
Dec 4th, 2003 03:04 PM
Cosmo Electrolux you should have posted pictures...
Dec 4th, 2003 01:37 PM
AChimp I ate at Subway yesterday, and this morning I took the largest shit of my life.

Seriously.

There was so much shit in the toilet bowl, that my turd had to swirl around the bowl like an ice cream sundae and half of it was still outside the water.

I thought I had passed a fucking steam engine. Never eating at that Subway again.
Dec 4th, 2003 06:22 AM
Ghost of Fraiser Subway....
I need to lose weight, claymation gives me heart attacks.
Dec 4th, 2003 05:38 AM
Dole
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But it's only open on Wednesdays from like 3-5 and Sundays from like 2-2:16 am

Stupid fucking never-open Quiznos
-the same thing happened with Quiznos here...they had two stores, and were never ever open. Great business plan they have going.
Dec 4th, 2003 05:35 AM
Jixby Phillips HI
Dec 4th, 2003 02:23 AM
noob3 i write the best climaxes
Dec 4th, 2003 02:10 AM
noob3 subway fucking sucks one time i got a sub there and it had stuff inside of it i took it back and asked for just the bread the guy asked me why i didnt tell him i just wanted the bread while he was putting the stuff inside of the sandwitch, the stuff that he said i told him to put in it. i called him a liar and spit in his face, i pulled out my gun and started shooting him. the other worker, a lady, tried to run. i chased her down and tackled her. she smelled okay
Dec 4th, 2003 02:06 AM
Mike Sandwiches are delicious. Bitch.
Dec 4th, 2003 12:13 AM
Sethomas Now I want to eat them, just to PISS YOU OFF. Or at least, TO SPITE YOU.
Dec 3rd, 2003 11:06 PM
Sicktodeathmx Just thought I would add... I worked at a local Subway for over a year.... Don't eat the meatball subs. Please... Don't eat them.
Dec 3rd, 2003 10:14 PM
Mr. Vagiclean
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Originally Posted by Doopa
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And Proto, you REALLY need to come to Dino's with us. You'll never want to eat at Subway again for the rest of your life.
Dino's yes. And you both need to go to Bernie's too
WITH AN INVITATION TO MY LOCAL FOOD EMPORIUM, I HAVE BEATEN ALL OF YOU
Dec 3rd, 2003 09:55 PM
Anonymous
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And Proto, you REALLY need to come to Dino's with us. You'll never want to eat at Subway again for the rest of your life.
Dino's yes. And you both need to go to Bernie's too
Dec 3rd, 2003 08:51 PM
executioneer LOL FUCKING SUBWAY GET IT

-willie
Dec 3rd, 2003 08:43 PM
AChimp You can have lots of fun with a footlong full of mayo.
Dec 3rd, 2003 08:38 PM
Jeanette X Maybe they don't need to. Maybe corperate regulations just require it.
Dec 3rd, 2003 08:37 PM
camacazio
Re: Fucking Subway

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Originally Posted by Protoclown
Fucking Subway
This may be the cause of sanitation problems.
Dec 3rd, 2003 08:32 PM
Esuohlim But if they need to douse the place in ammonia, that isn't a good sign EITHER.
Dec 3rd, 2003 08:29 PM
Jeanette X Well at least it's clean, right? Nothing worse than a restaurant that looks like it hasn't been cleaned since St. Swithin's day... :/
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