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| Jul 4th, 2003 02:12 AM | |||
| Geggy | It's ok, James. Nothing to be ashamed about. :/ | ||
| Jul 3rd, 2003 08:29 PM | |||
| Helm |
DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON TV? 
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 08:39 PM | |||
| Cap'n Crunch |
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 PORN STARS 
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 07:16 PM | |||
| sadie | ooh. that clitoridectomy sounds like fun. | ||
| Jul 2nd, 2003 02:11 PM | |||
| Ninjavenom |
Christ, now i know what Deicide are so angry about.  If i didn't know this was a joke, i'd be pissed. |
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 12:56 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
Of course its a joke! The real whitehouse page is www.whitehouse.gov
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 11:49 AM | |||
| James |
[quote="Helm"] Quote:
And I will one day cum in a girl's hair. |
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 10:55 AM | |||
| kellychaos | Actually, I've heard of that practice before viewing the website you posted. :/ | ||
| Jul 2nd, 2003 10:49 AM | |||
| Helm |
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp Certain supposedly "primitive" tribes in Africa have completely eliminated masturbation among their women! How was this amazing feat accomplished? Through a very simple operation called a Clitoridectomy, which is analogous to circumcision in the male. (Clitoridectomy has gotten a bad reputation in the West, but only because in Africa it is often done with crude instruments, without anesthesia, and under unsanitary conditions. Up until recently, this proud and noble procedure had been outlawed in the United States by the ruling hedonists and sodomites of the Democratic party. President Bush is proud to unilaterally overturn this law by the power of Executive Order #13252-V, thereby clearing the way for safe and effective Clitoridectomies for all American females - performed in sterile, modern operating rooms with plenty of soothing anesthesia. A woman who has had a Clitoridectomy is permanently cured of masturbation and other lascivious behavior, and is ready to resume her life as a decent and productive member of American society. Furthermore, Operation Infinite Purity makes Clitoridectomies mandatory for female children (who will never miss the part that is removed if it is done early enough). And surgery isn't just for females! Castration for adult males will become the standard punitive measure for repeat masturbatory offenders. Somebody tell me this webpage is a joke. Please! |
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 10:45 AM | |||
| kellychaos |
I never masturbated any teenagers and I resent your implications, sir. :ineverinhaled
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 10:40 AM | |||
| Helm |
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And James, are you being "sarcastic" or what? Because I think any person wanting their privacy is healthy, regardless of whether they want to play with their genitals or not. Quote:
I'm not ever touching the music of the devil argument. Tell me you're trying to be cute here. |
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 10:29 AM | |||
| James |
Everything was going rather well until "BOY JUICES." Everything before that is true. |
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 10:11 AM | |||
| sadie |
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or have them wear boxing gloves. my son turned 10 last month.
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 04:39 AM | |||
| Sam |
OMG. I HAD ALL THOSE SIGNS EXCEPT FOR ONE OF THEM AND MY PARENTS NEVER COULD TELL.
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 04:27 AM | |||
| Cap'n Crunch |
If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably masturbating. That has to be one of the funniest things I heard this month.
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| Jul 2nd, 2003 02:53 AM | |||
| Geggy |
Stop Teen Masturbation WANK WANK ACNE: Does your teenager have acne? Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the primary cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't masturbate have acne. DEPRESSION: Is your teenager depressed? If a teenager acts sullen, withdrawn or unhappy - the most likely cause is chronic masturbation. DESIRE FOR PRIVACY: Does your child lock his or her bedroom door? It is not healthy for a teen to want privacy. Chances are he or she is in there masturbating! "ROCK" MUSIC: Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try masturbation. BOY JUICES: Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have been deposited there! Line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family prayer meeting and underwear check! IDEALISM: Does your teenager have Liberal or otherwise idealistic political opinions? The weakness of mind brought on by self-abuse often leads to left-wing sympathies. FADDISM: Does your child wear fashionable clothing or hairstyles? If your child can't resist the peer pressure to look a certain way, he or she probably can't resist the peer pressure to masturbate, either. DENIAL: Does your child look guilty or deny masturbating? Very few teenaged masturbators will openly admit to their sickness! EVIDENCE: Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably masturbating. |
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