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Nov 23rd, 2004 03:51 PM
kellychaos Glasses on some girls can give them that wicked-seksay librarian look ... other good looks are the hair pulled through the back of the baseball cap ... the tuft of hair over one eye thing ... and ... oops! wrong forum.
Nov 23rd, 2004 11:56 AM
glowbelly nope. it's a bar and i'm pretty sure it's also a euphemism for a penis, although one can never be sure.
Nov 23rd, 2004 11:42 AM
slavemason Is the Winking Lizard a northern term for a public toilet?
Nov 23rd, 2004 11:04 AM
glowbelly i have the best eyewear specialist in the world. she's been known to make me pairs of glasses just because she thinks that they will look nice on me. plus she knows that i will totally plug her shop. speaking of which:

gerold optical in downtown cleveland on huron road, right across from the winking lizard. ask for lisa.
Nov 23rd, 2004 10:57 AM
Geggy when it comes to finding the right frames, women pull it off beautifully. every women i ve seen wearing glasses looks hot.
Nov 23rd, 2004 09:24 AM
Supafly345 I used to wear glasses, but as I grew up my eyes fixed themselves. Now I only wear glasses to get nostalgic over what it was like to need them.
Nov 23rd, 2004 07:29 AM
glowbelly or maybe you can't see it cause you don't wear your glasses
Nov 23rd, 2004 07:02 AM
Boonie Maybe I just don't pay attention to things like that.
Nov 22nd, 2004 09:58 PM
DamnthatDavid then your a dumbass. It happens all the time.
Nov 22nd, 2004 09:34 PM
Boonie That's the first I have ever heard of somethine like that Gurlu.
Nov 22nd, 2004 09:29 PM
Gurlugon I never wear my glasses unless I get persistant eye pain. I'm 20/80 in my left and 20/20 in my right.
Nov 22nd, 2004 09:22 PM
DamnthatDavid I have 20/20 vision. But I tried on some of my dad's old glasses, and one of my friends said "Hey! You look really smart now!"
I wish I had glasses... DAMN MY SUPER-RACE GENES!

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no way am i letting some whacko doctor put lasers in my eyes
Perfectly safe. My Dad had it done. And he had such bad eyes, that 10 seconds of looking through his glasses, I would be sick.
Nov 22nd, 2004 08:35 PM
Boonie I only need mine when I am driving. But I am 14 and can't drive, so I don't need my glasses!
Nov 22nd, 2004 08:07 PM
FartinMowler I have 20/30
Nov 22nd, 2004 07:10 PM
the_dudefather i wear my glasses all the tim, but sometimes they get knocked off and i have to find them, which inevitably leads to a scary monster approaching me, but im so short sighted i think its one of my friends with a cold
Nov 22nd, 2004 07:03 PM
Emu I can't see without mine, so I wear them all the time except sleeping
Nov 22nd, 2004 07:01 PM
mischief glasses are pretty

but i always lose mine
Nov 22nd, 2004 06:55 PM
CLICK9 At first I thought this was a parody of the 2 "I have cancer" threads. :weirdthoughtpattern
Nov 22nd, 2004 05:48 PM
kellychaos The John Lennon, librarian look is seksay!
Nov 22nd, 2004 04:13 PM
Carnivore I, for one, find glasses incredibly sexy
Nov 22nd, 2004 04:12 PM
glowbelly WRONG
Nov 22nd, 2004 04:09 PM
Boonie Not having glasses is cooler then having glasses.
Nov 22nd, 2004 04:08 PM
glowbelly no no no

glasses are cool

i'm so misunderstood
Nov 22nd, 2004 04:04 PM
Boonie I wear glasses, oh woe is me.
Nov 22nd, 2004 03:46 PM
kellychaos My insurance coverage still considers laser eye surgery as cosmetic. To me, that's like saying that, if you lose a limb, a prosthetic would be cosmetic. Stupid. I don't need glasses, btw. It's just the principle that bothers me.
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