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Jul 16th, 2003 11:59 AM
mburbank "The only people that seem to not grasp this concept are the "free-thinkers" of our society who's twats get flared up everytime someone mentions God without mocking or insulting the concept of a Divine Being."
Jul 2nd, 2003 11:34 AM
mburbank "I just may try again and hope that I can pass a physical. Then your wife will know what it is like to bed a military man."
Jul 2nd, 2003 10:33 AM
mburbank "Do you think Jenna Jameson would be fucking women and generally acting like a whore with chicks in public if it wasnt putting money in her cum-coated hands? I think not."
Jul 2nd, 2003 10:30 AM
kellychaos If the the tits fit, you must acquit. :johnny
Jul 2nd, 2003 10:19 AM
VinceZeb Aww, shucks, zero found me out!
Jul 2nd, 2003 10:06 AM
Zero Signal Vinth says he dates/dated a Latino girl to serve the same purpose as the "I have friends that are black..." theory. Now he is not so much of a bigot, right?
Jul 2nd, 2003 09:39 AM
mburbank "put your mom's face in front of my dick and that pretty much the date between us."

"You know, that's the same exact thing your momma said last night after I got done pounding her pussy raw."
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:48 AM
FS Oh, how nice! To save Max the trouble of rounding up his quotes, Vince is now posting them directly into his threads.
Jul 1st, 2003 10:16 PM
Miss Modular
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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
Really and truly, I don't think Vinth has ever even SEEN a girl, clothed OR otherwise. And that Latino girl he said he had a date with, that was probably just Miss September in "Hot Latino Action Magazine". I will now demonstrate his "date" with this woman...
MEET VINTH'S HOT ETHNIC CHICKS!!
Jul 1st, 2003 09:36 PM
VinceZeb IG, put your mom's face in front of my dick and that pretty much the date between us.
Jul 1st, 2003 09:09 PM
Immortal Goat Really and truly, I don't think Vinth has ever even SEEN a girl, clothed OR otherwise. And that Latino girl he said he had a date with, that was probably just Miss September in "Hot Latino Action Magazine". I will now demonstrate his "date" with this woman...
Jul 1st, 2003 09:02 PM
FartinMowler Vince is what I define as the oozing with sexual frustration single male. I have worked with so many men that never get sex and it eventually turns into a malaise of confused stupid sexual repertoire that any normal male in a relationship knows is made up crude bravado.
Jun 27th, 2003 01:47 AM
Vibecrewangel
LMAO

Bras come in even #s 32 34 36 38
This is the measurement in inches of the area around the ribs underneath the breasts.

The cup size is determind by how many inches more it is around the breast area. These are the letters.
Rule of thumb is every 1.5 to 2 inches more is a cup size. Though that is a rough estimate.

I can wear a 36D, 36DD, 38C, 38D or 38DD depending on the designer.

As a side note, DDD and E are the same thing.


I used to work at Fredericks of Hollywood. Back before their products went to shite. You couldn't pay me to shop there now.
Jun 27th, 2003 12:49 AM
jin Maybe it WAS a cow?
Jun 27th, 2003 12:46 AM
AChimp Wouldn't DDD be, like, 56 inches and measured around the knees?
Jun 27th, 2003 12:45 AM
jin The number at the front is the circumference of the chest and the letter is the size of the cup (breast/boobie).

I think.
Jun 27th, 2003 12:35 AM
The_voice_of_reason Can somebody please explain for those of us who aren't bra literate?
Jun 26th, 2003 08:17 PM
Isaac Damn't, when your doing a vince-ism, I can't tell what the fuck you're saying.
Jun 26th, 2003 06:53 PM
Vibecrewangel
Boobs

That are all real Vince-isms.
Jun 26th, 2003 06:52 PM
Isaac did he actualy say those things, or are they just impersonations...
Jun 26th, 2003 06:50 PM
Vibecrewangel
Boobs

Bra sizes suck. I'm one of those in-between sizes both in cup and in inches. Makes it a pain-in-the-tit to find any that fit.
Jun 26th, 2003 06:43 PM
The_Rorschach You know Vibe, I found that amusing, but mostly because I only figured out the mystery of reading bra sized a couple years ago myself.
Jun 26th, 2003 06:36 PM
Vibecrewangel

Jun 26th, 2003 06:27 PM
mburbank I agree. Even a sow only has six.
Jun 26th, 2003 06:19 PM
Vibecrewangel
LMAO

Any other women out there wondering about the 35DDD?

It's the 35 part I'm having a problme with ma'self.
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