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| Aug 13th, 2004 11:50 AM | |
| kellychaos | Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid. |
| Aug 13th, 2004 07:28 AM | |
| Helm |
No you see this is how it happened. The man created the contraption, and hired a guy to stick him to see if it works. It works fine. My favourite is the last with the birds. |
| Aug 13th, 2004 06:55 AM | |
| FS |
The knife one is funny as long as you don't remember that it makes no sense, because it's unlikely whoever stabbed him in the back is going to do it again. The text should've been "Fool me twice, shame on me" or something. I think this guy should stick to office jokes. |
| Aug 13th, 2004 06:38 AM | |
| pjalne |
Actually, you're right, that mirror one is pretty good. I'm not sure why, but that tech help one is my favourite. |
| Aug 13th, 2004 06:31 AM | |
| FS |
 I thought this one was actually REALLY funny   HA HA HA HUH? It's like he's afraid to make a real joke when God's involved. |
| Aug 13th, 2004 06:23 AM | |
| pjalne |
Oh no, here comes more!         
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| Aug 13th, 2004 06:11 AM | |
| pjalne |
Yeah, I'm putting it back.      
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| Aug 12th, 2004 06:47 PM | |
| Helm | man, pjalne's botched post was so much more funny than kelly's on-topic one. |
| Aug 12th, 2004 05:35 PM | |
| kahljorn | Yea, all those, "Jesus called" "Satan called" "George Foreman called" jokes are kind of lame. |
| Aug 12th, 2004 04:45 PM | |
| kellychaos |
Satan's publicist called, Helm. He wants his defiant disregard for anything theologically sacred back. That was lame.
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| Aug 12th, 2004 06:28 AM | |
| pjalne | EDIT: Fuck, wrong thread |
| Aug 12th, 2004 02:04 AM | |
| Helm | Yeah, I'd probably be a very boring Satan. |
| Aug 10th, 2004 05:38 PM | |
| kahljorn | What if it's you? Would you pass up the opperrtunity to destroy the world? |
| Aug 10th, 2004 12:06 PM | |
| Helm |
Well revelations is really the best bit of the bible (or the best bit not in the bible, according to who you ask) for me. Taken literally, it's pure crap, but as fatalistic poetry, it can't be beaten. Personally, I don''t give a fuck who the antichrist was or is or will be. |
| Aug 9th, 2004 05:22 PM | |
| kahljorn |
here's something on lucifer i had Bookmarked: http://www.aboutthelambsbookoflife.net/pages/918816/ |
| Aug 9th, 2004 05:08 PM | |
| kahljorn |
You mean something I'm not merely saying to stir up someone's emotional lingerie? sure! In revelations I think there are a few " Tips " to recognizing the antichrist. I think they point at jesus because of their content. The one I find most important is that we will, "Call him our savior until too late". Besides, wasn't revelations supposively an account of when Jesus had risen from the grave? I can't remember the rest, playing the Where's Waldo version of religion isn't exactly exciting. |
| Aug 9th, 2004 12:09 PM | |
| Perndog |
It's all Greek to me. Oh, and I agree completely. Signing off. |
| Aug 9th, 2004 07:12 AM | |
| Helm |
-Are you sure? -What if I am? -No you're not! -Yes! -No! -Yes! -No! -I am smart! I demand respect! -FUKC YUO I DRESS UP LIKE A GIRL! -POTATOES! -SWAMPS ARE COOL!! -MY ROD IS ATHRUST!!! Now that we've exhausted that argument, do you have something you'd like us to discuss, perhaps? |
| Aug 9th, 2004 06:57 AM | |
| kahljorn | Just because you are greek doesn't mean you are the predominant model for greek knowledge. The fact that you've never heard of it would seem to indicate that much. |
| Aug 9th, 2004 06:38 AM | |
| Helm | Naw, it was right the first time, just really stupid. |
| Aug 9th, 2004 05:43 AM | |
| kahljorn | Helm... isospsephia. |
| Aug 9th, 2004 05:42 AM | |
| kahljorn |
Jesus was also President hoover, and don't you forget it. He was also some guy who sung songs in Japan. |
| Aug 9th, 2004 04:43 AM | |
| Helm |
Gemetria? More like gaymetria,  !Seriously guys, I'm greek, and half of this shit sounds really rediculous. Why don't you fight over something more serious that freakin' numerology? |
| Aug 9th, 2004 02:08 AM | |
| kahljorn |
Greek numbers have gemetria behind them, too. Alpha is one, omega is 800. ISOPSEPHIA. "Metaphysical Conequence" Anybody who studies metaphysics knows, "There are no coincidences" |
| Aug 9th, 2004 12:17 AM | |
| Sethomas |
"Gematria" of the new testament is just called "numerology" because IT'S NOT WRITTEN IN HEBREW. It seems like that'd be an easy factoid to remember. And I'm not going to take the time to compare numerlogical values of different declensions of the greek names of Jesus and John since it's sufficient to say that any equalities therein would just be metaphysical consequence of their being related. Like the classic example in Gematria, "Yahweh" is "love", you can't use them interchangably lest you incur the funny contradiction of Love destroying Sodom and Gemorrah then turning Lot's wife into a pilar of salt. |
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