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Jul 3rd, 2003 11:26 AM

mburbank

It's complicated. He thinks (I know, but for the sake of argument lets say he does) that this in some way shows what a tough, edgy guy he is, that he can insult me and isn't afraid to use horrid jew jokes though he doesn't mean them. He also thinks it's some sort of ironic commentary on what he sees as my lack of a faith equal to his. It's also laziness, as these canned slurs come easily to anyone and absolve him of the need to think.

In reality, the very fact that he can casually throw this shit around and think it doesn't mean he's anti-semitic IS anti-semitic, in the most basic, ignorant, brow ridged way.

That's my take anyway. You'd have to ask some of I-mocks other jews how they feel when Vince talks about screaming in ovens and hebes and drinking arab blood and then says "Oh, I just mean Max."

Jul 3rd, 2003 12:52 AM

Jeanette X

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Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Yeah, Max, and your upper west side kike ass knows anything about real Americans. It is to laugh.

I can't help but wonde if Vince is geniunely anti-Semetic or if he is only saying this kind of crap to insult Max.

Jul 2nd, 2003 03:10 PM

Preechr

...damn canadian monkeys...

*grumbles*

Jul 2nd, 2003 02:12 PM

AChimp

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Not to split hairs with you, and not that I'm not doing that... but did you ever try to re-read my post. I'm thinking you missed a few important words, one of them being opposite.

Still lame. :P

Jul 2nd, 2003 01:26 PM

Zhukov

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Freaks are disturbed individuals whose "gayness" is just a symptom of an overall lack of ability to cope with life. The freaks actually want to be outcasts. They constantly seek new ways to be morally reprehensible to society. Generally speaking, you will find a pattern of victimization in their history.

Oh, like goths. I get what you say, and I as soon as I read "gay people suck", an image of oral sex jumped into my mind. So thanks for that.

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Now show where you is proved that Vinth was have had on a sailors moon costume during a time with parading of now... Oh, I forgot, we can't!

I was laughing hard enough to make tears come out of my eyes, but the " .... Oh, I forgot" part pushed me over the edge.

Jul 2nd, 2003 01:06 PM

mburbank

Now show where you is proved that Vinth was have had on a sailors moon costume during a time with parading of now... Oh, I forgot, we can't!

Jul 2nd, 2003 12:50 PM

Protoclown

I like how Vince completely ignored the fact that I dressed him up in a Sailor Moon outfit and paraded him up and down Times Square. Of course, had something that embarassing happened to me, I would have ignored it too. Especially since Burbank, Mockery, Zero Signal, Achimp, and too many others to list did the same thing to him. And he's ignored us all to talk about how insanely Jewish Max Burbank is. I swear, it's like he's getting more Jewish by the minute. I think he's going to explode!!

Jul 2nd, 2003 12:45 PM

Preechr

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Originally Posted by AChimp

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As I said, I am no scientist, and for a Chimp you don't catch on to bad humor well, do you?

Sorry, but saying "gay people suck" after a rant about how they are weirdos and freaks with fucked up lives is crass when it comes to humour, especially since your post had nothing to do with gay sex. At least try to make your jokes fit in with the rest, hmm?

It's okay, though. You're better than most, and at least you can spell and string a sentence together properly.

Not to split hairs with you, and not that I'm not doing that... but did you ever try to re-read my post. I'm thinking you missed a few important words, one of them being opposite.

I'll try to re-explain this, leaving out some of the circular structure:

Within the gay community, I see two types of people: Real Gay People and Freaks. Real Gay People will only ever be happy in a relationship with a member of the same sex, and freaks, though they may actually have same-sex partners, are so mentally mal-adjusted that they will never actually be happy at all, no matter the relationships they attempt.

Real Gay People are perfectly normal, natural folk, and deserve the same rights and treatment as you or I or anyone else. Freaks are disturbed individuals whose "gayness" is just a symptom of an overall lack of ability to cope with life. The freaks actually want to be outcasts. They constantly seek new ways to be morally reprehensible to society. Generally speaking, you will find a pattern of victimization in their history.

Jul 2nd, 2003 11:33 AM

Mockery

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Originally Posted by Zero Signal

If you did not, I would call into question your high school education.

That's already being called into question. "Helga's School for Sheep Rapists" has yet to send us his transcripts unfortunately...

Jul 2nd, 2003 11:29 AM

Zero Signal

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Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Man, I didn't know any of this.

If you did not, I would call into question your high school education.

Jul 2nd, 2003 11:23 AM

VinceZeb

Yeah, thats it, Mockery. Ya got me. Man, I didn't know that they gassed the jews while playing classical music in a shower stall area and then they burned them to get rid of the bodies and evidence. Or, in fact, they would have other prisoners bury the dead bodies.

Man, I didn't know any of this.

Jul 2nd, 2003 11:20 AM

Mockery

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Originally Posted by VinceZeb

No, really, ya think?!?

translation: "Shit! He got me! Better turn on the 'I already knew that' defense mechanism before anybody notices my blunder!"

Jul 2nd, 2003 11:18 AM

VinceZeb

No, really, ya think?!? But that would have ruined the standard anti-jew joke.

Jul 2nd, 2003 11:10 AM

Zero Signal

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Originally Posted by VinceZeb

I'm not wrong. Amd you still differ from a pizza because the pizza wont scream when you put it in an oven.

ANd you would not scream either, right?

Not to blow your already ingenious Mensa cover, but Jews were put into the ovens to cremate BODIES that were ALREADY DEAD, moron.

Jul 2nd, 2003 11:04 AM

VinceZeb

I'm not wrong. Amd you still differ from a pizza because the pizza wont scream when you put it in an oven.

Jul 2nd, 2003 11:01 AM

mburbank

WOAH! Blindsided by a JEW JOKE! No way ANYONE could have seen that coming.

Now, Vinth, as I've told you before now, I never now lived on the upper west side, now. Now if you insist on thinking that now, now who is the dumbass? Now I know I've now mentioned this now before now, but I was born in St. Louis. Now.

Now Vinth, now.

Oh, and way to make insults on the giver and not now on the argumentation now. But that's the way Morons always is. And cheap Jew Jokes is the surest firing way to avoid explaining to how you''ve been wrong now.

Jul 2nd, 2003 10:46 AM

pjalne

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Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Yeah, Max, and your upper west side kike ass knows anything about real Americans. It is to laugh.

Oh my god! He finally turned Engrish!

Jul 2nd, 2003 10:45 AM

Zero Signal

What the hell do you know about what being a "real American" encompasses?

Jul 2nd, 2003 10:41 AM

VinceZeb

Yeah, Max, and your upper west side kike ass knows anything about real Americans. It is to laugh.

Jul 2nd, 2003 10:31 AM

mburbank

I imagine a lot of Gay people don't want to marry. A lot of straight people don't want to marry either.

I think both groups support the RIGHT to marry.

Gator, if the people in your largely gay office don't support other gay folks RIGHT to be married, I wonder why?

Viince... Let me disabuse you. First look up 'disabuse'. It's not dirty. Ready? You do not know what a vast majority of American's loathe. You are not privy to America's secrets. You have no way of knowing if the 'silent majority' exists, or what they would say if they do. But of course you don't know what the 'silent majority' is, you don't know who came up with the phrase, you don't know how it was used.

You don't understand the difference between fucking and orientation.

Is your heterosexuallity a choice? You could simply refrain from 'underwater hand job action'.

Now go ask your gay, black, promiscuis, ant gay-marriage, Tibetan, anal retentive submarine letter throwing away, convenient friend/rooomate/aquaintance to go in the kitchen and make you steak.

Jul 2nd, 2003 01:14 AM

mew barios

i think too many people confuse gay: the sexuality with gay: the subculture.

anyhow. i can't speak for anyone else, but i would like to get married someday. as much for the symbolic show of commitment as the legal right for my boi to come sign forms for me if i'm crippled up in the hospital.

Jul 2nd, 2003 12:48 AM

Protoclown

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Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Proto, please. Now, I know you think its cool that your nerd boy D&D roomies think that what Gator, who is by more more successful that myself or you for that matter, but please drop it. It only makes you look like the child you tend to want to act like.

Vince, you dense and stupid fuck. It shouldn't surprise me that my joke went completely over your head, but I still find it vaguely depressing. Not disappointing, mind you, that would suggest that I expected anything at all resembling a glimmer of intelligence from you...but flat out depressing.

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Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Now, I am against homosexuality more so on a scientific basis than a religious basis. But lets talk about that for an instance. What if being attracted to kids is "genetic"? What if being attracted to animals is "genetic"? What if being attracted to a peg in the wall is "genetic"? Shouldn't that be on the same basis of homosexuality, and thus "ok, because they are born that way"?

Congratulations. In all this blathering, you have either

A) actually intended to say absolutely nothing

or

B) completely lost whatever message you intended in this pile of nonsensical bullshit

I'm still not entirely sure, because I can't honestly tell if you actually had a point when you wrote that twisted mockery of a paragraph.

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Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Let's just face some more facts, thought. The Gay Marriage situation is about making behavior that the vast majority of Americans in private would tell you they loathe and hate "acceptable". Marriage is something that is being destroyed today by Hollywood idiots, stupid teenage kids, and everyone else that doesnt understand what the fucking word 'commitment' means.

Vince, you barely seem to be able to comprehend a fifth-grade level vocabulary, I should think you'd be the last person to be criticizing others for not understanding the meaning of words.

Also, you failed to present a single fact in that entire paragraph. But you will never realize that, because you do not understand what a fact is, what an opinion is, and how the two differ.

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Originally Posted by VinceZeb

And to people that say that homosexuality isnt a choice... I know this example is more elastic than a fat kid's underwear, but look at porno stars. Do you think Jenna Jameson would be fucking women and generally acting like a whore with chicks in public if it wasnt putting money in her cum-coated hands? I think not.

Here's something for you to chew on, Vince. I'll bet you Jenna Jameson isn't gay! Holy shit! It's mind-boggling! Try not to burst your brain cell thinking about that one for too long! And to take that idea even further...just because you have sex with someone of the same sex doesn't make you gay! Or do you honestly think inmates in prison who slam each other in the cornhole are gay? People who have no interest in the same sex, and upon getting out of prison never pursue any sort of physical relationship with the same sex ever again, and yet, while in prison they fuck other inmates in the ass to satisfy their physical needs...that's not gay.

Jul 2nd, 2003 12:17 AM

Big Papa Goat

Gay people can't raise a kid as well as straight people? How about rednecks, couples where both parents work 14 hours a day, single parents, and just plain dumbass fucknuts? There are a lot of people that can't raise children worth shit, and frankly, they shouldn't be allowed to have children but until you start coming up with an actual system for determining a couples child raising capabilities, then you can't say that a couple of guys, or a couple of chicks are ALWAYS going to be less able to raise children.
And Vinth, homosexuality is not genetic, but do you think 14 year olds are going around and thinking to themselves: "Chicks are pretty hot, but I'm going to go for fucking guys instead, just to be different" Ya, very likely. You can't just decide that your going to be gay, or if your gay you can't decide to be straight. Don't believe me? Try to get a woody off a picture of a guy. Can't do it? didn't fuckin think so.

Jul 1st, 2003 10:26 PM

AChimp

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As I said, I am no scientist, and for a Chimp you don't catch on to bad humor well, do you?

Jul 1st, 2003 09:51 PM

Preechr

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Originally Posted by AChimp

Oh my, Preechr! How provocative! Your views are entirely new! You have opened my eyes by saying that you have your own definition of gay people and that they suck.

...and you had something to add, then? As I said, I am no scientist, and for a Chimp you don't catch on to bad humor well, do you? Or maybe it's the bitter cold that's made you such a bitter little monkey... I wasn't trying to provoke you, but rather just add to the conversation. Now you've hurt my feelings.

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Originally Posted by AChimp

I think Gator should ask all his office buddies why they are gay.

I think most of them belong in the freak catagory. That's just an observation based on his stories. One of them in particular was on some kind of liquid cabbage only diet for like months, and insisted on discharging his toxic waste quite enthusiastically in the "Ladies Room" adjoining Gator's office... haha... Oh those funny stories! you will only find on Newsfilter...

Oh... and for the record: Gay people SUCK! (Get it?)

It's MOCKERY! ( I thought )

...just trying to fit in

....trying to appear edgy and coy and all that....

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