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| Jul 3rd, 2005 04:30 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
dear god... why do I keep seeing this horrible visions of overwieght girls, who think they are hot, screwing scrawny chicken necked white trash in the family trailer? You're lucky, Chimp, to be in Canada. You are in a land to cold for fat chicks to walk around in bikinis. |
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| Jul 1st, 2005 04:42 PM | ||
| sadie | haha | |
| Jul 1st, 2005 02:44 PM | ||
| Helm | st8ic, what do you know about this subject, just out of curiosity? | |
| Jul 1st, 2005 02:05 PM | ||
| Ninjavenom | I saw this episode of Saved by the Bell. | |
| Jul 1st, 2005 12:58 AM | ||
| St8ic |
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| Jun 30th, 2005 01:58 AM | ||
| Supafly345 | This is a pretty hot fanfic. | |
| Jun 29th, 2005 10:25 PM | ||
| Helm |
Should you be angry? No. Is your boyfriend an idiot for not leaving/throwing them out/doing something and generally subjecting himself to all of this? Yes. |
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| Jun 29th, 2005 07:40 PM | ||
| Emu | CHANGE YOUR SIGNATURE YOU RACIST FUCK | |
| Jun 29th, 2005 06:36 PM | ||
| FromThe13thFloor |
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AHAHAHA. IT SO DOES. All they need is a lot of wine and a bathtub. |
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| Jun 29th, 2005 05:48 PM | ||
| kellychaos | But they have so much in common. | |
| Jun 29th, 2005 05:42 PM | ||
| AChimp | A 19-year-old screwing a 14-year-old is wrong. :/ | |
| Jun 29th, 2005 04:40 PM | ||
| maggiekarp |
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But Christopher Walken knows her parents don't know about it, so he'd rather not have them doing that at his house. |
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| Jun 29th, 2005 02:07 PM | ||
| Mr. Vagiclean |
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| Jun 29th, 2005 01:40 PM | ||
| sadie | sounds like a scene from dharma bums. | |
| Jun 29th, 2005 01:40 PM | ||
| ziggytrix | How old is Dr. Mario? | |
| Jun 29th, 2005 01:26 PM | ||
| maggiekarp |
I don't know if it's something to want to have. He said it was the first time he saw a naked lady and didn't get a boner  It'll be hilarious later, though. |
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| Jun 29th, 2005 01:10 PM | ||
| AChimp |
Why didn't I have adventures like this?
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| Jun 29th, 2005 12:50 PM | ||
| maggiekarp |
Should I be Angry? Before going about in this tale, I have changed the names of all the people in order to protect their identities. Here listed are the names I will use and the roles: Schmian - My boyfriend Christopher Walken - His friend Olaf - His other friend Dr. Mario - His horny friend Lolita - The 14-year-old girl Last night Schmian was going to spend the night at Christopher Walken's house, but before Christopher Walken left for work he told Schmian to not let Dr. Mario bring his 14-year-old girlfriend over. Schmian thought this was pretty reasonable, and Christopher Walken left. An inderterminate ammount of time later, the buxom Lolita showed up at the door and she and Dr. Mario proceeded to the back room to get it on for several hours. Besides the getting of it on, Lolita and Dr. Mario also harrassed Schmian a bit, Lolita walking around naked the whole while. Olaf pretended to be asleep so as to avoid the groping and straddling. It wasn't until this morning that Schmian found out Lolita was the 14-year-old girl. Now, I'm dissapointed in Schmian for not doing anything about it, but I'm worried I should be more angry about it. When I made a joke about all the happenings this morning, Schmian said he wished it could have been funny like that, it was more disturbing. I know that Schmian was shocked and it was all against his will, but when he told me she straddled his midsection and there was a wet spot on his T-shirt all I said was "Ewww!" I think they should have some sort of intervention for Dr. Mario, though. I don't have any problems with him havign a 14-year-old girlfriend (Hell, I'm still 15), but I think her parents should atleast know about it. Plus, they need to keep that stuff more private :/ Schmian's worried that Christopher Walken will disown him, now, though |
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