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Apr 1st, 2005 06:58 AM
Marine okay i will
Apr 1st, 2005 12:30 AM
EverythingWillSuck Happy birthday Marine keep collecting those KILLER CODES!!!!
Mar 31st, 2005 03:18 PM
Marine Whu ar lizard
Mar 31st, 2005 03:03 PM
Sicktodeathmx Wow, happy birthday/early birthday/what the fuck ever.
Oh! the Lizard's back1
Mar 31st, 2005 02:53 PM
Marine i am at the end of my spring break and it have sucked so far.

oh well i will be fifteen on wednesday anyway.

and yeah its fifteen here in sweden
Mar 27th, 2005 12:03 PM
Studio8 15?
Mar 24th, 2005 05:23 PM
Anonymous i don't plan on it
Mar 24th, 2005 01:00 PM
ziggytrix please never ban marine
Mar 24th, 2005 12:03 PM
Anonymous hahahahahaha
Mar 24th, 2005 10:20 AM
pjalne Hillary was thinking to herself as her husband Bill was on business what it would be like to cheat on her husband. She decided not to try but the thought remained. Meanwhile in her upstairs room was a waiting suprise. She heard a rumble in her room so she decided to check it out and when Hillary got to her room a man pulled a gun and told Hillary to strip and if she screanmed or did anything stupid she would not see the light of day again. So Hillary striped down to nothing. The robber thought to himself not to bad for a 40 something year old. Than the robber told Hillary to get on her knees and get his cock out and give him the best head he ever had. So Hillary does so and when she gets the cock out she is suprised to see a 12 inch coack. Hillary thinks to herself she hasnt seen a cock this big since she was in college. Hillary stats to lick the enite cock and than slowly takes all 12 in her mouth anmd when she does not go fast enough the robber jams all 12 inches in her mouth. The robbe rlooks down and decides his next 2 courses of action. First the robber told Hillary to get on her nack and she did so the robber put his cock between her massive tits and squeezes them togethe rand he starts to tittyfuck Hillary Clinton when teh robbe rreaches one of his hands down he feels how wet Hillary is and he decides to start finger fucking her until she orgasms when Hillary starts screaming," Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Godddddddddddddd dont stop. I'm cummminggggggggggg.' He sops and rolls the Senator over on her stomach and picks her up on her hands and knees the robber lubes up Hillary with her own juices and slowly starts to fuck Hillary in the ass and Hillary screams to stop because she has never done this before and this encourages the robber to go harder and faster and his balls begin to tighten up and Hillary to her dismay reaches anothee orgasm and this time she passes out because of the entense pain in her ass and how much cum entered her ass from teh robber. The robber takes pictures and leaves a couple along with a note saying If anybody finds out Hillary will never see anybody again. Hillary fingers herseklf to several orgasms of pictures of herself before she goes to bed.
Mar 24th, 2005 08:26 AM
rockets redglare Hey, thanks for clearing that up, it's been a hot debate topic around here lately
Mar 24th, 2005 06:03 AM
Marine
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Originally Posted by adept_ninja
yeah because we all know if you got any before then the swedish blowjob police would knock down your door and stake you SS style
they dont exist
Mar 23rd, 2005 01:46 PM
Ninjavenom Fucking poseurs, i had sex when i was still in the womb. Zygote on Zygote action, baby!
Mar 23rd, 2005 01:42 PM
adept_ninja yeah because we all know if you got any before then the swedish blowjob police would knock down your door and stake you SS style
Mar 23rd, 2005 08:32 AM
Anonymous lol

happy birthday, slugger
Mar 23rd, 2005 08:21 AM
noob3 congrats! now you just have to find somone to have sex with. so have fun sitting and waiting until your 32nd birthday, faggot
Mar 23rd, 2005 07:55 AM
Marine
The marines birthday thread

The:i-know-you-are.totally-so-sick-of-it-that-you-puke-but-my-birthday-is-coming-soon-thread

i am going to be fifteen and after that i am according to swedish laws leal to have sex

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