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Apr 6th, 2006 11:52 PM
Terra Cheap shot. I happen to like deformed feet.
Apr 6th, 2006 11:51 PM
Staxeon Well, either the photomaker or the portrait studio. Sit on the box and stick your feet in the air.

But I'm guessing the picturemaker is cheaper and has better turnaround time.
Apr 6th, 2006 11:48 PM
Terra Your not that far away from me. You want I should take the picture???
Apr 6th, 2006 11:42 PM
Fathom Zero Now I need a cable and goddamn batteries. I might just take you up on that Kodak Imagemaker option.
Apr 6th, 2006 11:29 PM
Terra You find out lots of stuff there.

And you say that like it's a bad thing!
Apr 6th, 2006 11:28 PM
Staxeon Terra is the only person apparently in on the Google Anatomy Beta.
Apr 6th, 2006 11:23 PM
Terra So far your feet rock my world. If he fucks up another image of my picture I'm going to google his okie feet. And I can tell you it's going to be far worse than a Louisiana swamp willow.
Apr 6th, 2006 11:21 PM
Staxeon I demand that Fathom takes his foot to walmart and scans it on their kodak imagemaker. Send that to disk, an upload it here.

Or just buy the damn USB cable from walmart, whatever will draw less attention.
Apr 6th, 2006 11:15 PM
Terra Aww.

The beard. The rotten teeth. That was fine. The eyes kept me up at night. I slept with a flashlight.

And where is the picture of your feet?

C'mon!
Apr 6th, 2006 11:12 PM
Staxeon You should add smurfs marching all over her face and forming a village.

Or turn her face into a starquest map, so large with so much space.
Apr 6th, 2006 11:04 PM
Fathom Zero Well, you can do a lot with such a large pic, and such a beautiful face.
Apr 6th, 2006 10:44 PM
Terra This is probably a good time for my photshopped face to make it lusty appearance. Only now with little hearts and birds floating around.

Fathom Zero, are you going to bungle another post or spend due time on augmenting my face?
Apr 6th, 2006 10:14 PM
Staxeon Little boo boo, no. Its AFU. I tried to take another pic from the side but it didn't turn out, see, it healed all wrong and crooked, it doesn't touch the ground. With my foot firmly on the ground I can slide a credit card under the little toe without it touching.

And you being aroused by my feet makes me feel kinda weird inside. Like when you find out donut creme is just lard and sugar, you should be grossed out but its sooooo tastey.
Apr 6th, 2006 09:27 PM
Terra Those are nice feet Staxeon. The little toe just looks like it has a boo boo. I was expecting something as horrific as my photoshop face.

I'm dysfunctionally aroused.
Apr 6th, 2006 07:54 PM
Lotida
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Terra if you keep mentioning me in Mock Wars threads that I didn't post in yet I'm going to have to pull some Lotida shit on you

Milhouse... you're going to make me all giddy inside!!
Apr 6th, 2006 07:49 PM
Fathom Zero I've got the same long toes. Also, my feet are long and skinny, like clown shoes.

And I really need to find my USB cable.
Apr 6th, 2006 07:26 PM
Staxeon You asked for it, you got it





There are two separate lumps on it, one on the left more on the bottom of my toe, and a bigger one on the right toward the top. I'm guessing they're the separate ends of the fracture I keep reinjuring, so bone material keeps building up.

Now where's Fathom's pics of his chemically burned feet so we can see who has the gnarliest nubbins.

*and yes I have "finger toes"
Apr 6th, 2006 02:05 PM
Esuohlim Terra if you keep mentioning me in Mock Wars threads that I didn't post in yet I'm going to have to pull some Lotida shit on you
Apr 6th, 2006 09:38 AM
Terra Thank Christ your back. The box, machette and rifle bit were hilarious. And eerily true.
Apr 6th, 2006 01:13 AM
Staxeon Terra, I only work 3 days a freaking week, googling your box would be a 20 day foray into the deep jungle with a machette and rifle.

Jesus I can't even take time off and get drunk at home playing Super Smash Bros or City of Villains without a thread gettign started about me!

I took the pic of my toe, but I was too lazy to pull it off the digicam and put it online. Mebe tomorrow.
Apr 5th, 2006 11:47 PM
Terra You seem awfully angry after talking to Bue Oatmeal. What, he wouldn't slip you the wood?
Apr 5th, 2006 11:40 PM
Seven Force yeah being really fucking stupid and ugly
Apr 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Terra I hate to read that. Between you, milhouse, my teeth and I, I would say we have a new breed of superior being.
Apr 5th, 2006 12:00 PM
Guitar Woman I'm going to have nightmares about that pic.
Apr 4th, 2006 10:56 PM
Terra That's right bayybee. Your bush on my chin and milhouse's eyes complete the ensemble. All that and a bag of chips!
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