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Jul 28th, 2003 03:52 AM
Schimid Whenever I see DrewKatsikas, I always think it says DrewSwastika for some reason.
Jul 28th, 2003 03:25 AM
Toadie I wish I had a sex life to improve...



I suppose that counts...
Jul 16th, 2003 03:58 PM
CaptainBubba Theres really nothin to be jealous of. Anyone can do it. Just go to the site Jeanette posted. Its awsome.
Jul 16th, 2003 01:18 PM
Jeanette X You're welcome.
Jul 16th, 2003 01:19 AM
ItalianStereotype great. make us all jealous, bubba.
Jul 16th, 2003 12:46 AM
CaptainBubba Omfg Jeanette. I am eternally grateful for this blessing. Its like I can sort of reset myself by flexing the pc muscle now when I do it. And I just started this routine too, so more to come I guess.

I just don't like gloves. I feel kinda like I'm cheating. And they only moderately decrease my calices. They'll still remain somewhat even if I wore em. :/
Jul 13th, 2003 02:11 AM
kahljorn MY PENIS MUSCLES ARE BUFF

I almost said cut, but that makes me think circumsized or castrated
Jul 13th, 2003 02:06 AM
Jeanette X Have you tried locating the muscle while you urinate?
Have you tried different brands of weight-lifting gloves? Some brands might give you a better grip than others.
Jul 13th, 2003 12:36 AM
CaptainBubba I don't even notice the calices normally, but about once a
month the callice skin peels and it he-urts.
I don't like wearing gloves because I can't get a good grip on
weights, but hell if my getting a girlfriend depended on it
then I'd cut my damn fingers off.

Btw. About Kegels. I saw something like that in a magazine once.
I tired to add it to my routine but I can never tell if I'm doing
it right. I dunno about other people but after about 3 sec
of squuezing it just feels like I'm squeezing my ass. I can't
even feel any pelvic stuff.
Jul 12th, 2003 06:01 PM
Drew Katsikas Ever heard of a guy's who's gotten a blowjob but never fucked? I'd consider that experienced, if it's happened numerous times.


I'm not one of them.
Jul 12th, 2003 03:39 PM
FartinMowler
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Being an unexperienced virgin
Oxymoron? Where are all those experienced virgins when you need them?
Jul 12th, 2003 03:32 PM
Jeanette X http://www.clitical.com/archive/men/male_kegels.php
Here you go: Kegels for men! Enjoy!
BTW, Captain Bubba, do you enjoy the feel of the callouses when you jerk off or are you just reluctant to remove them because they represent your progress with weights?
Jul 12th, 2003 12:48 PM
Biff Kilowatt I hear relaxing your ab muscles works a bit. Wouldn't know, always in a rush to get to the donkey punch.
Jul 11th, 2003 06:26 PM
Blackjack Put a wank in the bank. It really works!
Jul 11th, 2003 12:27 PM
Protoclown I wouldn't know. Isn't that crazy?
Jul 11th, 2003 05:12 AM
Rev. Danno I agree w/ Jean X about the Male kegels, Also I've found prolonged foreplay where both partners cum a few times, will make sex last longer. But that's just what I've found. I've talked to others, & heard different accounts...
Jul 11th, 2003 03:11 AM
The_voice_of_reason Any man who lasts longer than 45 seconds is just decreasing his evolutionary advantage. You need to get in and get out before rival males can hit you in the head with a mag light, or at least before she wakes up.
Jul 11th, 2003 02:06 AM
Mike He'd be the one.
Jul 11th, 2003 01:10 AM
CaptainBubba My hands are unnaturally hard and leathery from playing with heavy spiky-gripped weights for 2 years. The calices on my palms get about 1/3 of an inch high and when the skin peels off of them they are like little white knives. My hands themselves are so hard and unyielding that my nether regions are essentialy being rubbed with sandpaper.

If I ever get a girlfriend shes going to be very unhappy with me. ;( I'll have to get rid of my lovely calices.


they have names
Jul 11th, 2003 01:00 AM
Esuohlim Aren't you the one with all the brutal cock injuries?
Jul 11th, 2003 12:32 AM
CaptainBubba I once masturbated from 11:00 P.M to 5:45 A.M.
The orgasm was painful and there was so much skin gone from my dick that I screamed when my cum touched it.

Seeing how long I can masturbate is a sport to me. I've tried every technique but I can't go past about 5 minutes without at least a 10 sec. break. I've tried the squeeze technique (only made it quicker), the hold your piss muscle technique (once again, made it quicker), and the speed variation technique ( works, but not very much).

If I have to pee I can last forever, but I don't like it very much. :/

What exactly is kegel? I must master this mysterious tecnique.
Jul 11th, 2003 12:14 AM
ItalianStereotype for me it really depends. chasing down a buffalo is harder than it seems.
Jul 10th, 2003 11:55 PM
Jeanette X Men who do the male version of kegels excercises can last a very long time. But I doubt if any teenage boy would know about that. They are lying to you to boost their egos.
The average male lasts for about two minutes, and teenagers tend to last even less.
Jul 10th, 2003 11:41 PM
MLE well, the longest a guy's lasted with me was 2 hours, and the shortest... well.... 45 seconds... judge for yourself, and no, i'm not telling who the second unfortunate was.. i just feel sorry for his next girlfriend.
Jul 10th, 2003 11:39 PM
Anonymous depends on whether you take short breaks or not and how intensely you 'go at it', and whether you switch positions and...

10 days. Minimum.
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