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| Dec 3rd, 2004 02:03 PM | |||
| Burger Lord |
70's era Ken doll GI Joes have to have sucked. I'm sure any kid that took one of those to school were severely beaten for having a doll and pretending to call it a boy's toy. And to Arrow X, yup they made a Tripticon toy. Much harder to break than Metro and had motorized walking all more reasons why bad guys are cooler... |
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| Dec 2nd, 2004 11:19 PM | |||
| Robodie III |
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Another drawback of the typical metallic slinky was that after you used it your hands smelled like you fisted Starscream for the rest of the day. Perhaps too many people have been brainwashed by that Slinky commercial song, which was brought back a while ago by the Social Security crowd for themselves. But I will point out that those little plastic slinkys they sell in coin-op machines and pet bird supply stores rule. You can't stop swinging it... |
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| Nov 27th, 2004 02:35 AM | |||
| MLE |
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 and yes, i did that. |
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| Nov 27th, 2004 01:04 AM | |||
| EisigerBiskuit |
I put one in a ziplock bag with water, then froze it. it looked cool 
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| Nov 26th, 2004 10:53 PM | |||
| tonto |
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| Oct 12th, 2004 03:40 PM | |||
| -->oscam |
What, THE HELL, is wrong with Action Man? He rocked. |
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| Aug 19th, 2004 11:10 PM | |||
| payne | i had him actually 2 of hiim cause 1 broke all these small white pellts came out and the second 1 almost broke than the pump broke dam those strecth armstong ppl | ||
| Aug 19th, 2004 07:58 AM | |||
| DeadKennedys |
Did anyone have Stretch Armrstrong's nemesis? He was a big red guy full of little balls of vegetable matter (I'm not kidding either). He came with his own penis pump, which you used to fill him up with air to do something with the balls and make him stiff. Then you could buy the factory to create your own mini-versions of him. Those were the days.. |
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| Aug 18th, 2004 11:42 PM | |||
| payne | btw the mortal kombat toys were asome!!!! | ||
| Jul 1st, 2004 01:57 PM | |||
| ZiM The Homicidal Maniac | I remember now, the other Motorcycle toy was Judge Dredd. | ||
| Jun 30th, 2004 10:41 PM | |||
| payne | the worst toys out there even today has to be the toys u get at carnvals with tickits i got allot of tickits saved up for a transformers toy at the damn carnval it waz asome i tokk it out of the box the frickin arm fell of i couldent cange it if i wanted to | ||
| Jun 30th, 2004 03:39 PM | |||
| ZiM The Homicidal Maniac |
The Transformers, the He-Man toys, the Harry Potter toys, that Shitty "Metal Shavings Face!" toy, and this shitty "Gargoyles" ripoff, A BIG box set of like 10 different Gargoyles and 10 different Human Viking guys, made out of shitty rubber. Nearly every time you tried to move his arm, leg or head, it fell off. Well, it was WORTH the 5 bucks to be able to put the peices back together to make a SUPER HYBRID MUTANT TERROR! And have him Maim, kill, amputate and destroy all the puny humans!!! Yeah, I remember those Movie Characters Motorcycles. I had the whole set, simply out of a "JEESUS!!! THOSE LOOK AWESOME!!!!" type thing. There was Terminator, Robocop, Sonic THe Hedgehog, Ghost Rider, Ripper (From the Street Sharks), Leonardo (From Ninja Turtles) Earthworm Jim, and like 1 other I could't remember what it was. They were fun for a while, but they broke easily. ALSO, the Dragonball Figures were OK, but a bit of a disappiontment when they didn't have good enough detail, or the hinges messed up easily (I have a figure of Spopovich the russian pro wrestler that gets his ass kicked, but after dropping him once, the hinge on his right arm broke and his arm just hangs down like it really IS broken. Good for looking wounded, bad for doing his moronic poses/holding stuff. |
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| Jun 30th, 2004 01:22 AM | |||
| Neurotic monkey | Anything that is imported from japan and costs more than fifteen dollars. | ||
| Mar 28th, 2004 01:04 AM | |||
| Comrade Rocket |
I also remember Monsters in your Pocket. I remember that they advertised them saying that if you put them in your pocket they would melt. I would leave them in my pocket all day long and they never did melt. Fucking liars |
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| Mar 27th, 2004 04:30 AM | |||
| The Fifth Man |
Creepy Crawlers, hands down. Did anyone here honestly manage to make ANYTHING that didn't tear itself to shreds coming out of the mold? And even if it didn't, what the hell would you do with it? |
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| Mar 26th, 2004 08:40 PM | |||
| Comrade Rocket |
The worst one i can remember was this one line of toys were you would get a figure, a motorcycle and a ramp that would launch the motorcycle. I remember that it had famous movie and video game characters and one of them was sonic... WHY THE HELL DOES SONIC NEED A MOTORCYCLE???? but with that i also the the huge 12 inch Gargole figure that had cloth wings that would spead. that ruled |
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| Mar 18th, 2004 10:31 PM | |||
| eggyolk |
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| Mar 3rd, 2004 09:11 PM | |||
| bigtimecow | WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH THE SLINKY DAMNIT | ||
| Mar 2nd, 2004 01:12 AM | |||
| teh_mastar! |
Take a look at number one on this list. Not only is this poor quality, but it prepares children for erotic Harry Potter fan fiction. I've seen it happen. http://www.weaintcool.com/Articles/badtoys.html |
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| Feb 17th, 2004 07:19 AM | |||
| Chun Li |
There was this sonic toy I remember being brought.......long ago..... It was a mix of rubber and plastic quite big acctually. The gimmic of it was that you could bend him anyway you wanted...Say you wanted him to do a sonic roll and so on. I remember buying him the taking him home and cuddling him then i remember staring to bleed and it turned out a metal wire was comng out of his knee cap and had stabbed me......made me cry for days when my parents threw it away. Im sure sonic didnt mean it soo pleaaaase i wish i had him back
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| Jan 3rd, 2004 02:38 PM | |||
| Supafly345 | Gak was garbage. I made my own version using BORAX soap. It was twice as durable and went on the underground stupid toys market for 35cents. | ||
| Jan 3rd, 2004 01:48 PM | |||
| ArrowX |
Toys that sucked ok First off the Decepticon Transformer That turned into a tank and a plane was Blitzwing. and the suckiest toy i ever bought was i hate to say the Transformer Metroplex. I'll tell you why: Frist his legs broke off pretty much after the first time i played with him since they (to my knowlege) never made a toy of Tripticon so i would rent the G3 movie of 5 faces of darkness so at the end when they fought I paused it right before Metroplex Giant threw tripticon across the earth i stood up and booted his ass across the room and every thing but his head and right arm broke off!!!!! I was traumatized after that. For gods sake i accidentally threw my origional Optimus toy under a lwanmower and he oonly losst a part of his arm!!!!! oh and when i was 7 he was a bitch to piece back togeather |
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| Dec 31st, 2003 03:05 AM | |||
| eggyolk |
My dumbass mother taped my stretch armstrong dog back up when he broke. Damn her for that... 
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| Dec 12th, 2003 11:31 AM | |||
| Cap'n Crunch |
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I stretched them so far their arms fell off.
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| Dec 12th, 2003 09:22 AM | |||
| Zbu Manowar | Warpath was the tank guy in the Autobots. The Deceptions had one as well, but I think he was one of those ones that could transform into two or more things and his name escapes me. | ||
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