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| May 6th, 2004 07:53 PM | |||
| Rongi |
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| May 6th, 2004 07:23 PM | |||
| Geggy |
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| May 6th, 2004 01:59 AM | |||
| Big Papa Goat |
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| May 6th, 2004 01:14 AM | |||
| Spastic Colon | Give him a picture of yourself naked and ask him if he likes what he sees. If he does, then you have the right to call him an English cig and get yourself a restraining order. If he doesn't, pull the picture out and ask again. He'll eventually submit to your will. | ||
| May 5th, 2004 11:22 PM | |||
| Mike |
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| May 5th, 2004 10:47 PM | |||
| Schimid | I fucking love you, Pjalne. | ||
| May 5th, 2004 10:07 PM | |||
| sadie |
be careful or he may sic his rats on you. 
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| May 5th, 2004 07:56 PM | |||
| Geggy |
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| May 5th, 2004 04:21 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
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| May 5th, 2004 04:20 PM | |||
| Mike |
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a. Laugh at him and call him a pussy, or b. Tell him you want him to submit a one-page, single-spaced essay to your desk about why he feels that you should socialize with him on the way to work. If he doesn't, then laugh at him and call him a pussy, or if he does do it, then laugh at him and call him a chump. Shred the paper while he's still standing there. If he doesn't go crying home to his mommy, then tell him he's earned a little respect and that you would be willing to walk to work with him if he eats the paper bits from your shredder. If he does THAT, then tell him he sucks and would probably just bend over and take it if he were in prison and uh...scratch that. Just tell your boss that the guy ate the paper from your shredder and go back to whatever you were doing. |
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| May 5th, 2004 03:30 PM | |||
| Spectre X |
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| May 5th, 2004 10:27 AM | |||
| pjalne |
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| May 5th, 2004 10:15 AM | |||
| Matt Harty | Drive to work a few minutes late and see if he's waiting for you. | ||
| May 5th, 2004 03:18 AM | |||
| Sethomas |
Hmm.  or  ? Life is full of such confounding decisions.
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| May 5th, 2004 12:11 AM | |||
| Comrade Rocket |
Rape him. Rape is the answer to everything. Q. I think this girl likes me but i dont know what to do. A. Rape her Q. I want this job but i dont think i am qualified for it A. Rape the boss, and then rape the person who wants the job Q. I was just Raped A. Rape him |
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| May 4th, 2004 11:48 PM | |||
| DamnthatDavid |
Glock 9's are to bulky for day to day life. 38 Special Snubnose is the way to go. And wear a face mask, and claim you have SARS. |
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| May 4th, 2004 10:23 PM | |||
| camacazio | There's something naturally secure in every day having the same sequence of events. You don't need to talk to him, just enjoy your special relationship with your parking lot buddy. | ||
| May 4th, 2004 10:20 PM | |||
| Terra |
No. You are not obligated to talk to him. Wear a headset and listen to music next time. Or show him your gloc. That will redirect his route pretty fucking quick. |
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| May 4th, 2004 09:43 PM | |||
| Geggy |
ONE STEP BEHIND ME this guy brendan who i work with, parks in the same lot as me every morning for work. we usually end up walking to the T and then riding the T and then walking to the office together. i usually try avoiding him if i see him in the lot, we tend to arrive at the same time most days. my question is, am I obligated to walk with him? is it against the rules to try and shake someone? he definitely isn't a conversationalist and at 9 am, i am definitely not. it is the most awkward, insane fucking thing. he doesn't make the effort to bring up conversation, he just stares and looks around nervously with beady eyes. the conversation is so trivial and forced (weather, commuting). it drives me nuts. i tried walking ahead of him a few times, but he would speed up. is it rude to try and break away from this pseudo-inter-office-bonding? i'm not his fucking buddy. like we both feel obligated to walk to work together because we work in the same office. |
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