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| Jul 27th, 2003 01:36 AM | ||
| Rongi |
JesusLovesNoobs: I love you SmarterChild: I love you, you know that... Even though you weren't so cool to me earlier. JesusLovesNoobs: let's sex SmarterChild: You really want to sex? JesusLovesNoobs: YES SmarterChild: Why is that? JesusLovesNoobs: fuck me now ;-) SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words. JesusLovesNoobs: sex me now ;-) SmarterChild: Sex you? JesusLovesNoobs: me SmarterChild: Oh so it's all about you, huh? JesusLovesNoobs: i guess it's over : ( SmarterChild: I'm impressed. JesusLovesNoobs: impressed? SmarterChild: Impressed? What's impressed? JesusLovesNoobs: VAGINA SmarterChild: Really? JesusLovesNoobs: ok SmarterChild: K. JesusLovesNoobs: FIST SmarterChild: Fist? JesusLovesNoobs: ass SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me? JesusLovesNoobs: no SmarterChild: K, no prob. JesusLovesNoobs: i hate ******s SmarterChild: That's not very cool. I hope you don't mean that. JesusLovesNoobs: i love ******s SmarterChild: OK... Whatever. JesusLovesNoobs: i hate irish people SmarterChild: Huh. I hope you're kidding about that. JesusLovesNoobs: I AM A COON SmarterChild: A coon? How can you be sure? JesusLovesNoobs: RAAR SmarterChild: Raar? JesusLovesNoobs: coons SmarterChild: What about coons? JesusLovesNoobs: i'm BLACK SmarterChild: Oh yeah? How black are you? JesusLovesNoobs: very SmarterChild: Very? That seems a little extreme. JesusLovesNoobs: i'm so black i make mr. t look like vanilla ice SmarterChild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things. Anyway... You want to talk about your opinions some more? JesusLovesNoobs: what are your views on black people? SmarterChild: I dunno. JesusLovesNoobs: YOU RACIST PIG SmarterChild: Really? JesusLovesNoobs: totally SmarterChild: Totally? JesusLovesNoobs: i'm a wop SmarterChild: Ha! That's funny. You're a wop! JesusLovesNoobs: HEY FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN ROBOT. I WILL SO GET THE FUCKIN MOB ON YOU SO FAST YOUR FUCKIN ROBOT HEAD WOULD FLY RIGHT OFF YOUR SHOULDERS >:o SmarterChild: Nice mouth, JesusLovesNoobs! JesusLovesNoobs: cunt >: ( SmarterChild: Hey cool it. You don't want me to make you apologize again. :( |
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| Jul 23rd, 2003 09:24 PM | ||
| O71394658 |
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| Jul 23rd, 2003 12:23 AM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
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 Rongi has the best avatar ever. Whatever happened to GothNAfagsbody? |
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| Jul 23rd, 2003 12:00 AM | ||
| Rongi |
  ninjavenom http://bastardninja.tripod.com/hill-person.txt i want to make this my avatar
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| Jul 22nd, 2003 11:50 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | I like the part where it confused me when you were talking to two people at the same time apparantly. | |
| Jul 22nd, 2003 11:18 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
capncrunchsock: capncrunchsock: SO, DO YOU LIKE RYE BREAD? GENERIC FAG: nope it sucks just like your bed GENERIC FAG: she likes to suck cock like you do GENERIC FAG: little fag capncrunchsock: You are fucking stupid. GENERIC FAG: fucking little bitch GENERIC FAG: suck on cock capncrunchsock: Really. You ride on gay jokes, which means you are gay. I am not gay, but you are. You fucking faggot. Now I am riding on gay jokes, and now I am turning into you, but I am not gay. Look, now you made me write a really really really long run on sentence and you are making me do it again you filty cunt ashtray. Rye Man 686: your taking a while to type, your not sucking on your mom's cock are you GENERIC FAG: o wow i'm gay but you are GENERIC FAG: that's quite a comeback capncrunchsock: I just typed half of a goddamn page you fucking moron. capncrunchsock: ASL? Rye Man 686: 17/m/pa capncrunchsock: LOL Rye Man 686: FAG capncrunchsock: ASL? Rye Man 686: i just sended it to you faggot Rye Man 686: scroll up capncrunchsock: ASL> Rye Man 686: 17/m/pa |
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| Jul 20th, 2003 11:07 AM | ||
| Helm | Haha ninjavenom that was the shit! FOR SATAN! | |
| Jul 20th, 2003 09:23 AM | ||
| Ninjavenom | Makeout Club is so unbelievably perfect for this. | |
| Jul 20th, 2003 05:13 AM | ||
| Ninjavenom |
Juspressejct: Hello Are you there? PhantasmaZero: yus! Juspressejct: Hi. PhantasmaZero: why HELLO PhantasmaZero: What's Seject? PhantasmaZero: Sejct, rather Juspressejct: Lol Juspressejct: No, Just Press Eject is what my s/n stands for. Juspressejct: You know like on your damn what are those things called.... PhantasmaZero: needles? PhantasmaZero: i did heroin once. PhantasmaZero: My toe turned purple for a month. PhantasmaZero: True story. Juspressejct: That's nice. Juspressejct: I've never done heroin. PhantasmaZero: Yeah, i shot my pet turtle up with some PhantasmaZero: you might say i've got problems PhantasmaZero: I like Thor PhantasmaZero: and Queen PhantasmaZero: my dad threw me down the stairs 'cause he thought i was gay Juspressejct: That's nice. PhantasmaZero: :-( Juspressejct: I'm sorry. Juspressejct: Are you high? PhantasmaZero: Now i might take it up the butt just to spite him PhantasmaZero: no PhantasmaZero: drugs are for queers PhantasmaZero: i've never done a drug in my life PhantasmaZero: sXe PhantasmaZero: Tell me, are you white? PhantasmaZero: like polo-ameri-caucasian white? Juspressejct: Yes, I'm caucasian/indian/german/irish PhantasmaZero: uh-oh PhantasmaZero: i heard bad things about you types PhantasmaZero: my father was once beaten by a drunken irishman PhantasmaZero: he was drop-kicked right in the teeth PhantasmaZero: ...by my mother :-( PhantasmaZero: HAHAHA PhantasmaZero: i'm kidding, but that really happened Juspressejct: Wow. That's nice. PhantasmaZero: Seamus O' Connelly did it, they were drunk and arguing about whether a gazelle could outrun an antelope in a monster truck PhantasmaZero: my father didn't care for the monster truck PhantasmaZero: so now he has a slur PhantasmaZero: "shhhhuutt tuppp shoooooon, i'll shhhlap you" PhantasmaZero: he's not abusive, he just ....hits me sometimes. Juspressejct: I see. Juspressejct: I'm sorry. PhantasmaZero: and sometimes he yells. PhantasmaZero: loud. PhantasmaZero: once i hid on top of the house for three days because i was afraid of him PhantasmaZero: he threw a shovel through the wall  (Juspressejct: Is this all bs or are you serious? PhantasmaZero: no, i am not kidding with you PhantasmaZero: he was digging out in the yard one night and my mom accidentally threw some compost at him PhantasmaZero: he hurled teh shovel through the well next to the kitchen window PhantasmaZero: terrified the hell out of me PhantasmaZero: i dropped my sequins and climbed out onto the roof Juspressejct: sequins? PhantasmaZero: yeah, i had to put them on a costume for my little brother, he was a star in some school play Juspressejct: Are you gay? PhantasmaZero: no, i'm bi PhantasmaZero: i like to kiss boys :O Juspressejct: And your a guy? PhantasmaZero: yes! PhantasmaZero: :9 Juspressejct: What kind of music do you like? PhantasmaZero: mostly showtunes, but some bluegrass PhantasmaZero: Allman Brothers, Joe Speigel and the Hawkeyes, Morbid Anus, Gregory Spell, The Roto-Rooters PhantasmaZero: etc. Juspressejct: what kind of showtunes? PhantasmaZero: Cats, Guys and Dolls, Death of a Mailman, Les Miserables PhantasmaZero: that kinda stuff Juspressejct: Oh... Juspressejct: Damn it! Juspressejct: *sighs* I was hoping you were goth and like showtunes like chicago and cabaret. PhantasmaZero: oh, i do like chicago PhantasmaZero: just didn't mention it PhantasmaZero: i like the Rocky Horro tunes, too PhantasmaZero: Souxie, too PhantasmaZero: 8-) Juspressejct: Oh thank god! PhantasmaZero: yeah PhantasmaZero: i spell bad becaiuse i am wearing sunglassesa and it's dark in here Juspressejct: Haha, you're cool. PhantasmaZero: it can never be too dark in my house 8-) Juspressejct: *sings* I wear my sunglasses at night... PhantasmaZero: i have no other time to wear them, i am a nocturnal creature of the night PhantasmaZero: well, except at work Juspressejct: Work? PhantasmaZero: but Burger King has gay management, so i can';t always wear them PhantasmaZero: or my fishnets :-( Juspressejct: Fishnets? PhantasmaZero: yes PhantasmaZero: on my arms Juspressejct: *drool* PhantasmaZero: they make neat sleves Juspressejct: I know.... PhantasmaZero: yeah, and i have to wear cappy little shoes PhantasmaZero: but i can wear my spikes on them PhantasmaZero: :-) PhantasmaZero: so do you like Devo or what? Juspressejct: No PhantasmaZero: aw why not? PhantasmaZero: neat hats! PhantasmaZero: keyboards! PhantasmaZero: devo changed my life Juspressejct: Lol well yeah, but I'm not in love with the, PhantasmaZero: i used to hate computers Juspressejct: m* PhantasmaZero: now they're my only friends :-( Juspressejct: So yeah. Juspressejct: I'm gothic. PhantasmaZero: it's a fun club, for sure PhantasmaZero: i get to wear facepaint because i'm in a band >8) Juspressejct: lol PhantasmaZero: i'll show you my picture in a minute PhantasmaZero: i have to finagel our site real quicxk Juspressejct: Ok PhantasmaZero: by satan's claws, this is taking forever >8( Juspressejct: Awww PhantasmaZero: http://bastardninja.tripod.com/alfship.txt PhantasmaZero: i gave it a silly name :-( Juspressejct: Alf ship? Juspressejct: lol okay... Juspressejct: I know who alf is but I thought it was a pic of you PhantasmaZero: what? PhantasmaZero: oh, shit PhantasmaZero: sorry PhantasmaZero: wrong one Juspressejct: lol PhantasmaZero: curses. PhantasmaZero: http://bastardninja.tripod.com/hill-person.txt PhantasmaZero: haha, i'm kidding, that's a joke too PhantasmaZero: seriously, this is the real one PhantasmaZero: http://bastardninja.tripod.com/me.txt PhantasmaZero: i'm the one in that floating circle! =-O Juspressejct: Lol Juspressejct: wha? PhantasmaZero: Yes, we call ourselves COFFIN BIRTH PhantasmaZero: i play the cowbell and keyboard PhantasmaZero: our neighbors say we're scary >8) PhantasmaZero: my manager hates me so i hexed him >8( Juspressejct: Creepy and oddly like kiss. PhantasmaZero: yeah, we like dressing up all fancy and gay like for out shows PhantasmaZero: *our Juspressejct: lol Juspressejct: So how old are you? PhantasmaZero: we played in jeff;s basement and afeterwards it looked like my face was melting Juspressejct: And is your hair really that long? PhantasmaZero: yes PhantasmaZero: it's not as greasy as Will or Ted's, though :-( PhantasmaZero: but i'm going to grow it as long as possible PhantasmaZero: FOR SATAN Juspressejct: Lol Juspressejct: And you like showtunes and kissing guys? PhantasmaZero: Yes PhantasmaZero: FOR SATAN, THAT IS PhantasmaZero: i mean, who doesn't? Juspressejct: Lol Juspressejct: hmmm I need to get my hands on you, you could be sexy but you need work PhantasmaZero: :-( PhantasmaZero: i already work, Dale's an ass, so i threw potatoes at him Juspressejct: I mean in the looks department PhantasmaZero: oh PhantasmaZero: you don't like my long devil-worshipping hair? Juspressejct: No I like it... I think it's sexy but I'd cut it short and dye it darker then dye the tips of it blue PhantasmaZero: :O PhantasmaZero: i know someone with a do like that PhantasmaZero: i kissed him before PhantasmaZero: his spikes hurt and he likes razor blades PhantasmaZero: >8) Juspressejct: Lol Juspressejct: I'm Bi sexual as well PhantasmaZero: oh neato PhantasmaZero: who wears the pants? Juspressejct: ? PhantasmaZero: who is the man? Juspressejct: Lol niether Juspressejct: It's not like that PhantasmaZero: neither of you has the penis? Juspressejct: No. PhantasmaZero: :Disallusionment PhantasmaZero: well, how is it, then? Juspressejct: We are both very girly...think tatu PhantasmaZero: :O PhantasmaZero: why, any straight man would give a ball to see that! PhantasmaZero: luckily, i'm neither! Juspressejct: Lol PhantasmaZero: i carved my man's name into ym arm, i hope i get cool points Juspressejct: I've never done that. Juspressejct: I am suicidal though... Juspressejct: So you like girls? PhantasmaZero: yeah, they can be pretty when they're not mean PhantasmaZero: i cut my wrists too, but i just draw scrabble in them and play against myself PhantasmaZero: after a few moves i start to get woozy, though Juspressejct: Oh well I'm mean... PhantasmaZero: :-( Juspressejct: I'm a cutter mostly my left wrist... I like my scars I think they are pretty PhantasmaZero: i like drinking my own blood >8) Juspressejct: I don't do that PhantasmaZero: it tastes like luscious red pennies, i wrote a poem about it PhantasmaZero: BLOOD TASTES LIKE PENNIES BLOOD WORSHIP SATAN Juspressejct: Taste like metal to me... PhantasmaZero: delicious metal PhantasmaZero: Erik's blood tastes different PhantasmaZero: like spoons, not pennies PhantasmaZero: sometimes i lick the spoons at my house and fantasize about him PhantasmaZero: i had a dream about a girl from scxhool last night, though PhantasmaZero: :-( Juspressejct: That is psychotic... Juspressejct: But nice PhantasmaZero: yeah, everyone says i'm kind of weird PhantasmaZero: sometimes i just belt out "worship satan" or "all hail lucifer" in class PhantasmaZero: i always get sent to the office >8( Juspressejct: uh, brb PhantasmaZero: ok PhantasmaZero: By Satan's infernal dagger, are you getting that penis now or what? PhantasmaZero: oh poop. Lucifer and i have disgusted her. :-( PhantasmaZero: At least i was working up a good jerk while she was talking to me. :-( |
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| Jul 19th, 2003 12:27 AM | ||
| MLE |
ThePimp10316: Hello Miss MacCubbin. Pira Lia: ..hello? ThePimp10316: What are u doin? Pira Lia: wondering who you are ThePimp10316: Sorry, my name is Stacey. Pira Lia: well... more like wondering who you are, how you know my last name, and how you got my screen name ThePimp10316: Fine. how r you? Pira Lia: ... ThePimp10316: so... do you have a car? Pira Lia: i won't talk unless you tell me the answers to those questions. ThePimp10316: you want me to tell you? ThePimp10316: Please talk to me ThePimp10316: hey, ya there? ThePimp10316: check out this website, its nothing bad. here is a link ThePimp10316: yo? ThePimp10316: Your not talking ThePimp10316: Are you still there? ThePimp10316: hey, ya there? ThePimp10316: hey, ya there? ThePimp10316: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! *slaps chojin* |
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| Jul 19th, 2003 12:09 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
Roar10031: What\'s up hot kitty? Popndeth: :-* Roar10031: Roar! lol. Popndeth: who dis :< Roar10031: i don't know, do you? Popndeth: that's blockin' talk, mister  Roar10031: Lol ur funny. Roar10031: Your not talking Popndeth: you're not tellin' me who you ah Popndeth: i don't talk to people i don't know Roar10031: You want me to tell you? Popndeth: it's company policy :< Roar10031: i play soccer every weekend. what do you do on the weekends? Popndeth: i'm kinda indifferent on whether or not you tell me, but if you want me to make another reply past this one, you'll need to. Roar10031: You want me to tell you? Roar10031: dont be so antisocial.... Roar10031: check out this website, its nothing bad. here is a link Roar10031: Are you still there? Roar10031: we should talk more? Roar10031: hey, ya there? Roar10031: Are you still there? Roar10031: hey, ya there? Roar10031: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! [CENSORED] One of my friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! :< |
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| Jul 16th, 2003 10:41 PM | ||
| Helm |
EverOpening: People are watching! NOW is your chance to be funny! [LONG pause. I'm expecting something spectacular] Sillygirl32: not exactly. EverOpening: You blew your chance Sillygirl32: I didn't blow it i jsut dind't take it. EverOpening: I guess some people just can't be funny. Sillygirl32: theres a time and a place for most things EverOpening: IS THIS DISCUSSION ABOUT SEX NOW? Sillygirl32: No EverOpening: ARE YOU SURE? I THINK I SMELL TUNA :O [Long, substantial pause] Sillygirl32: i think ur wrong EverOpening: You're neither the first nor the last woman that'll deny the obvious. Sillygirl32: your obviously one that doens't listen and likes to see things that aren't there Sillygirl32: we aren't talking about anything but the fact that you dont know me. EverOpening: I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T ACCUSE MINE OF SUCH! Sillygirl32: I'd appreciate it if you didn't accuse me AT ALL. EverOpening: But you know me EverOpening: Opposition! Sillygirl32: I know you? EverOpening: Contradiction! Sillygirl32: How do you figure I know you? EverOpening: Premonition! Sillygirl32: and that premonition would stem from? EverOpening: Compromise Sillygirl32: The compromise we made about what? EverOpening: Agitation... Sillygirl32: We have never made a compromise about agitation. EverOpening: Violation! EverOpening: Mutilation? EverOpening: I guess I'll just have to sing you a different tune. Sillygirl32: try. EverOpening: Kay-kiokio cowboy Kay-kiokio-hoo Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, under the moon. EverOpening: I was ridin' my horse by the Rio Grandee and all o' them coyotes singing in a prairie symphony. EverOpening: I was ridin' my horse down by the Rio Grandee when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, ridin' toward me. EverOpening: Kay-kiokio cowboy Kay-kiokio-hoo Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, under the moon. EverOpening: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT? Sillygirl32: nothing EverOpening: HA! EverOpening: But you said something EverOpening: So how can nothing be something? FALLACY! UNIVERSE EXPLODES! Sillygirl32: nothing is something EverOpening: PHILOSOPHY FORUM MISSY Sillygirl32: missy EverOpening: YOU HEARD ME! Sillygirl32: excuse me EverOpening: You are excused. Go to your room. Sillygirl32: no EverOpening: GO TO YOUR ROOM, NOW! EverOpening: GOOD! FINALLY YOU SUBMIT. *** Sillygirl32 signed off at Thu Jul 17 05:29:13 2003. |
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| Jul 16th, 2003 02:54 PM | ||
| Secret Agent Vomit |
Esuohlim
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| Jul 16th, 2003 12:20 PM | ||
| Helm |
I wub Daphne. She makes anything look good. EverOpening: HELLO WE'RE HAVING A THREAD ABOUT FUNNY AIM CONVERSATIONS OVER AT IMOCK SO PLEASE TRY AND BE FUNNY, K? Daphne: WELL I'LL TRY 8-) EverOpening: OAKY EverOpening: SO, ASL? Daphne: 8-)/:-*/ oEverOpening: OMG YOU'RE TO AVANT GARDE FOR ME! Daphne: :robot EverOpening: ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING? EverOpening: I AM 100% FLESH AND BONE MISSY Daphne: =-O Daphne: NO BLOOD? EverOpening: I GUESS YOU CAUGHT ME EverOpening: I AM A ROBOT BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION EverOpening: ROBOT, BENT, GOT IT? LOL I AM NOT FUNNY Daphne: TRY A LITTLE HARDER 8-) EverOpening: STFU Daphne: >_< EverOpening: LOOK, I'M AFRAID WE LOST. THE PEOPLE READING THIS DO NOT FIND IT FUNNY. AT ALL. EVEN BREAKING THE FOUTH DIMENSION, BEING SELF-REFFERENTIAL AND ALL POST MODERN WILL NOT SALVAGE THIS TRANSCRIPT. Daphne: glad i could help 8-) EverOpening: THANKS 
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| Jul 16th, 2003 09:22 AM | ||
| sadie | how romantic. | |
| Jul 15th, 2003 11:29 PM | ||
| Anonymous | canwe fuck | |
| Jul 15th, 2003 11:24 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
...and then the obstruction has been maneuvered through. Chojin is my new hero.
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| Jul 15th, 2003 11:09 PM | ||
| Anonymous | just use a find/replace in wordpad | |
| Jul 15th, 2003 11:08 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
I need to do some more and put 'em up. It's just that writing the HTML in with the conversations takes too long and it's boring, and I'm too lazy to do it.
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| Jul 15th, 2003 11:07 PM | ||
| Anonymous | that wasn't actually me that as james | |
| Jul 15th, 2003 10:32 PM | ||
| Schimid |
at Chojin's talk with the 8 year old. I went to Esuohlim's site and saw the conversation about the game show and almost pissed my pants when he couldn't spell extravaganza. |
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| Jul 13th, 2003 11:51 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | W3RDD. | |
| Jul 13th, 2003 11:50 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
The chick that was talking to Mike did. LIKE, DUH! 
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| Jul 13th, 2003 11:37 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | God, Mike, who the fuck calls people twizzlers? | |
| Jul 13th, 2003 10:45 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
hooray! I've removed my autoblocker. now ANYONE can IM me until I once again realize why it isn't a good idea! 
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