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Jan 10th, 2005 12:03 AM
pissed off salesman sounds like cruise ship virus/norfolk agent to me. It realluy sucks because you can't keep any food down (even if you don't eat you still puke), and your stomach hurts like mad. Last time I had it I puked into a cheap plastic trash can all day.
Jan 9th, 2005 11:21 PM
Sojourn The bacteria in your upper and lower digestive system is eating away something called "flora" which is a habitating bacteria. This is more or less a live culture that assists in your digestive process and actually eats some of the carcinogens that we inadvertently ingest. When it is gone, your stomach acid will burn the lining of your stomach and if your still sick, you'll end up dry retching. It all boils down to an imbalance while your system is trying to recuperate.

There are electrolite drinks (such as Gatorade) and yogurt as kellychaos suggested but if it is very bad, you can go to your pharmacist and pick up packages of acidophyllus and this will help the flora grow back. Once this is done, your system will be able to stabilize.

If your g/f is also sick, I would stay away from her. You could be reinfected.
Jan 7th, 2005 05:01 PM
kellychaos Gatorade for the electrolytes. Yogurt for the asodopholus (sp?) ... i.e. live cultures. Maybe fiber powder to move things along ... and plenty of water. With that, usually it's gone in a day or so.
Jan 6th, 2005 10:07 PM
Command Prompt I had this last week. I fucking hate stomach viruses. They are the worst thing ever.
Jan 6th, 2005 09:30 PM
DehydratedPorkMan
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Originally Posted by RedLeader01
You can't be THAT sick if you can sit at your computer and tell the world you don't feel well.

Once again another useless thread from a useless gang member.
YOU'RE A MEAN MEANIE!
Jan 6th, 2005 05:39 PM
FS chewbacca dagobah
Jan 6th, 2005 05:30 PM
Matt Harty i only have one gf you bullies! :cry
Jan 6th, 2005 03:37 PM
Helm more about
Jan 6th, 2005 03:35 PM
RedLeader01 You can't be THAT sick if you can sit at your computer and tell the world you don't feel well.

Once again another useless thread from a useless gang member.
Jan 6th, 2005 07:48 AM
Helm man Matt you're never gonna live that shit down.

That, and the afro kens.
Jan 5th, 2005 08:46 PM
DeadKennedys
Re: Stomach Virus :(

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
This is f*cked up i've been throwing up all morning and now nothings even coming out but acidic goodness and water. I feel like my abs are gonna split in half.

Is this shit contagious cause if so i need to notify my gf.
"Man, I feel like my finely marble-chiseled eight pack is going to split in half!

Is this contagious cause if so I need to notify all six of my super hot super model girlfriends"
Jan 5th, 2005 05:50 PM
DehydratedPorkMan
Re: Stomach Virus :(

Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Harty
This is f*cked up i've been throwing up all morning and now nothings even coming out but acidic goodness and water. I feel like my abs are gonna split in half.


Plus you can never tell which end it's going to come out this shit is crazy.

Is this shit contagious cause if so i need to notify my gf.
Dude that's a part of acid reflux. I used to get that shit every morning. You're not sick cuz of that, unless you have a cold, then it's reacting with that.
Jan 5th, 2005 05:43 PM
kellychaos It'll give you more "me time" with the mirror that's undoubtedly above your bed.
Jan 5th, 2005 05:39 PM
GADZOOKS IS IT CANCEROUS!
Jan 5th, 2005 04:22 PM
EisigerBiskuit I got this from eating bad pizza hut.

They got closed down. yay :)
Jan 5th, 2005 04:08 PM
Rongi MEGAMAN MEGA MAN PEEO PEE SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT KERPOW ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Jan 5th, 2005 04:03 PM
Seven Force Oh, you're always bitching about something.
Jan 5th, 2005 03:57 PM
Rongi i hope your get your gf gets sick and ends up leaving you because i honestly dont like you matt.
Jan 5th, 2005 03:00 PM
Seven Force I hope you feel better Matt. Just lay down and drink plenty of water, maybe eat a few crackers, that way you'll actually have something to puke. It's a lot better than dry heaving, which really isn't good for you.
Jan 5th, 2005 02:46 PM
HickMan GET BETTA YO. I dun want you sick
Jan 5th, 2005 01:57 PM
soundtest ewwww! dun wanna imagine - you're ugly enough in good health
Jan 5th, 2005 01:27 PM
Spooky hey matt harty it sucks that you are sick maybe you shouldnt be near the machines so muchbecause machines are evil skynet consumes D: D: D: D:
Jan 5th, 2005 01:24 PM
Matt Harty its pointless theres nothing to throw up why is my body being mean
Jan 5th, 2005 12:29 PM
Helm maybe your girlfriend will leave you
Jan 5th, 2005 12:15 PM
Anonymous The worst part about dry-heaving is that for the next few days you feel like you've been punched in the stomach cause your diaphragm is all mad
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