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Sep 20th, 2008 02:27 PM | ||
Tadao | ||
Sep 20th, 2008 07:35 AM | ||
executioneer | in soviet russia, jello jiggles you | |
Sep 20th, 2008 01:10 AM | ||
Jeanette X | You've won the thread. That was teh funny. | |
Sep 20th, 2008 12:55 AM | ||
pac-man | I imagine that this is how my ex's described their first date with me to their girlfriends. | |
Sep 20th, 2008 12:39 AM | ||
Jeanette X | You're just trying to hide your sexual excitement. | |
Sep 19th, 2008 11:48 PM | ||
Sam | This thread is gross. | |
Sep 19th, 2008 11:06 PM | ||
Jeanette X | Semi-chubby. Not as chubby as now though. And there isn't much to tell, he didn't do anything besides wordlessly feel me up. | |
Sep 19th, 2008 12:39 PM | ||
Grislygus | Did he get to third base? | |
Sep 19th, 2008 02:18 AM | ||
Nick |
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PS: So the semi-chubby one then? |
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Sep 19th, 2008 01:42 AM | ||
Jeanette X |
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It was late '90s Jello who squeezed my tits. |
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Sep 18th, 2008 11:47 PM | ||
Nick | In a cinema no doubt!. Hoho! | |
Sep 17th, 2008 05:26 PM | ||
Grislygus | And did the sex dreams involve him, David Spade, and Pee Wee Herman at the same time, or seperately? If seperately, how the fuck did the Pee Wee dream go down? | |
Sep 16th, 2008 07:34 AM | ||
Nick | Did you have a sex dream about the skinny Jello Biafra or the current, fatter model. | |
Aug 16th, 2008 12:25 AM | ||
Pub Lover | Or the mid-coital vomiting. orgasm | |
Aug 15th, 2008 08:02 PM | ||
bigtimecow |
that was rude, although from what i've read seth always comes off as a creep to his females of choice and they run away or maybe its the bowtie |
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Aug 15th, 2008 03:28 PM | ||
Jeanette X | I think you realized that your dream was stupid because nobody would ever have sex with you in real life. | |
Aug 15th, 2008 11:22 AM | ||
MattJack |
last night I had a sex dream that this asian girl had 3 arms (her third arm came out of her belly), and she kept trying to jerk me off while having sex. I think this may mean i'm a homo |
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Aug 15th, 2008 04:17 AM | ||
Sethomas |
We've had discussions on here before about lucid dreaming. People say it's wonderful because of the liberty it grants sans consequence. Of the dreams I remember upon waking, they're usually lucid and this makes them far more depressing. One of the most interesting instances was when I was asleep next to someone who was extremely draining on my psyche, but I let her sleep next to me because it seemed to be the right thing to do at the time. I started dreaming that I was exactly where I actually was situated, but a pristine "conventional beauty" (the sort that I am rarely, if ever, attracted to but they are what models strive to be) came and mounted me. It was a lucid dream and I told myself, "this is stupid, I should wake up" because I think I grasped the symbolism of it all WHILE I was dreaming. That totally sucked. |
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Aug 14th, 2008 02:14 AM | ||
Esuohlim |
I rarely have sex dreams, but when I wake up from them I'm either extremely depressed or extremely angry Mostly because they're never about random people and always about the people I want to fuck in real life |
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Aug 14th, 2008 01:44 AM | ||
Tadao | I've wanted to fuck all 3 female corespondents. | |
Aug 14th, 2008 01:36 AM | ||
Jeanette X |
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I take it I am the only one with secret longings for the Daily Show news team? |
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Aug 13th, 2008 01:01 PM | ||
glowbelly | my sex dreams are very symbolic. i usually don't dream about a specific person. i dream about swimming with snakes in water or watching strawberries grow (like in stop frame). i don't know why the strawberries seem sexual to me, but i always wake up feeling extra tingly. | |
Aug 10th, 2008 11:41 PM | ||
Jeanette X | I'm glad my dreams are good for something. Maybe in my next dream I'll have an orgy with the entire cast of the Daily Show. Do you think it would be hot for them to keep the ties on? | |
Aug 10th, 2008 01:40 PM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux | your posts give me wood...keep up the good work... | |
Aug 8th, 2008 02:32 PM | ||
Jeanette X |
Jeanette's weird sex dreams I am prone to having very weird sex dreams. In the past, I have posted about sex dreams with Jello Biafra, David Spade, and Pee Wee Herman. Last night I dreamed that I gave Rob Riggle from the Daily Show a hand job. The big burly Marine guy. Is this because I read Daily Show slash on Livejournal? I'm honestly more attracted to John Oliver and Aasif Mandvi. At least this makes slighly more sense than my previous nocturnal lovers. But the thing is, I dreamed he had a small dick. Why? If this is my mind acting out my unconcious desires, why would he be poorly endowed? It doesn't make any sense at all. Especially since someone interuppted it and we spent the rest of the dream trying to hook up again. I can't even get lucky in my dreams. |