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Dec 28th, 2009 05:49 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Coloring book
Dec 27th, 2009 03:02 PM
Pram Maven 1. Pretend to draw word bubbles with your finger around the things other people on the bus say.

2. If someone asks you a question, try to answer with only verbs, numbers, and directions to the nearest place to ask for directions.

3. If what passes for a bathroom is full, urinate into a cup and pretend to drink it after dropping some ice cubes and sugar packets in (stir with a bendy toy).

4. Close one eye with the other open, close the other eye while opening the first eye, and repeat 1440 times per second. If the lady who fetches you cookies n' sh** asks what you're doing, tell her "I'm making you look like a crappy old movie".

5. Hum "Star Guitar" by the Chemical Brothers while whipping your head back and forth in time to the music as you stare out the window.
Dec 25th, 2009 11:07 AM
Esuohlim Slapstick is the worst novel Vonnegut wrote
Dec 17th, 2009 06:40 PM
Fathom Zero I was thinking that. It's been almost two weeks since it was started.
Dec 17th, 2009 06:16 PM
Tadao I wonder if he had his little adventure yet.
Dec 17th, 2009 06:13 PM
Fathom Zero Sounds pretty hot.
Dec 17th, 2009 05:43 PM
Tadao

the title is misleading
Dec 17th, 2009 05:40 PM
kahljorn the main character (who is a gigantic mongoloid) and his gigantic mongoloid sister have gross sex to become a genius a few times in the book and its described in some detail.
like rubbing their crotches together and drooling everywhere lol.
Dec 17th, 2009 05:36 PM
Tadao I'm supposed to read slapstick one day, I didn't know it was like that. I just heard about his sister and the stairs. Galápagos is probably very tame compared to all of his books, but it's the only one I've read so IDK.
Dec 17th, 2009 05:34 PM
kahljorn i havent read that one ;/ the most recent one i tried to read was slapstick and i kind of got grossed out by it ;/
also one time i read it out in public and this annoying guy kept looking over my shoulder and reading it and eventually he got up and walked away prolly cause he read some incestuous part.
Dec 17th, 2009 05:30 PM
Tadao Hahaha I read Galápagos on one of me Greyhound bus rides.
Dec 17th, 2009 05:27 PM
kahljorn actually i would probably read vonneguht or phillip k dick on a bus cause they're among the only people i can read all day without stopping.
I read flow my tears the policeman said over night and i think i read the second part of the valis trilogy over night ;/
Dec 17th, 2009 05:46 AM
Babs Fuck that, I didn't know. DOES NOT COUNT
Dec 17th, 2009 04:41 AM
executioneer someone made that joke already
Dec 17th, 2009 04:34 AM
Babs You could decide to decapitate someone on the bus.
Dec 17th, 2009 04:13 AM
ChrisGlass Ooh, for books.
http://www.amazon.com/Uncle-Endlessl...1041159&sr=8-1
Get these. Bathroom readers. Tons of mindless shit to read. Short articles hold your attention long enough before ending. I always ask for these for Xmas.
Dec 10th, 2009 05:53 AM
executioneer ive only actually got books for ad&d 2nd edition :-[
Dec 10th, 2009 04:15 AM
Zhukov
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plan out a d&d campaign, make sure to bring all your sourcebooks
Which edition Willie? 3.5 or 4?
Dec 9th, 2009 10:34 PM
Evil Robot Kick the seat in front of you for a day or so
Dec 9th, 2009 06:59 PM
executioneer plan out a d&d campaign, make sure to bring all your sourcebooks
Dec 8th, 2009 06:52 AM
Darryl When I'm travelling, I have a hard time with books. I always get some magazines. That's the only time I ever read magazines. You could even borrow some magazines from your library in Maine and then mail them back when you get to GA.

You could also do some writing.
Try this Story Spinner. Write down a few of the results and then work on them on the trip. All you need is a pen and a 50c notebook.
http://www.bonnieneubauer.com/ssonline.shtml

You could write out some goals. For example, you could write out where you'd like to see yourself in five years, and then work on a plan to get there.
Dec 7th, 2009 03:56 PM
Lord Lonic Get plenty of diapers so you won't have to use the toilet
Dec 7th, 2009 03:42 PM
Babs Listen to Billie Holiday and bring some of the spiciest cigars.
Dec 7th, 2009 03:09 PM
Tadao I enjoyed my time on the bus, you guys are pussies.
Dec 7th, 2009 02:54 PM
DonkeyRyan I knew the guy that was beheaded on the greyhound bus. It happened in my Province!
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