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Sep 7th, 2004 08:25 AM
Terra
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Originally Posted by DeadKennedys
omg p.i.m.p
omg f.u.c.k.w.i.t.
Sep 7th, 2004 04:57 AM
davinxtk
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Originally Posted by DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by davinxtk
I've got condoms.
omg p.i.m.p
You can't imagine how relieved I am that the maturity level around here hasn't gone through any sharp increases during one of my many hiatuses.
Sep 7th, 2004 12:49 AM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by Terra
You should seriously try fucking yourself just once. This way you might understand why others gag at the thought.
GOOD ONE
Sep 6th, 2004 10:12 PM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by davinxtk
I've got condoms.
omg p.i.m.p
Sep 6th, 2004 09:51 PM
Terra You should seriously try fucking yourself just once. This way you might understand why others gag at the thought.
Sep 6th, 2004 08:00 PM
Hugh_Bristic You seriously make me sick.
Sep 6th, 2004 07:55 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by dreaddi
Omg I had the exact same dream, only with a guy
Just when one of my friends gave me a condom I realized I was dreaming and woke up
Two nights ago I dreamed I had the best sex ever. There was no irony to it and I even came. It seemed real.

No kidding either. Except I'm really into sheep now for some odd reason.
Sep 6th, 2004 01:01 PM
davinxtk
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Has anybody ever done this while dreaming? replayed old ideas or day dreams almost EXACTLY the same exact way you imagined them before? It's the only time I've ever done it, and I've never heard of other people being able to do it.
YES. ABSOLUTELY, AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS THINK I'M FUCKING INSANE WHEN I ASK THEM ABOUT IT. NOBODY BELIEVES ME.





P.S. The rest of that post was pure fucking genius, and I don't even think you're funny most of the time.
Sep 6th, 2004 12:14 PM
dreaddi
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Originally Posted by davinxtk
Since Chojin so gracefully stomped any opportunity for public ridicule in the last thread, here:


Everyone's had sex dreams, but does anyone else have sexual frustration dreams?
Last night in my dream I was about to fuck this girl and couldn't find a condom. I got so angry in my dream that I woke up pissed off.
The worst part? I've got condoms.
Omg I had the exact same dream, only with a guy
Just when one of my friends gave me a condom I realized I was dreaming and woke up
Sep 6th, 2004 10:06 AM
the_dudefather ---last nights doom3 related dream---

i dreamt i was on mars base, and demons were invading, but i was one of the about 3 dozen survivors who was being evacuated.

after the brief flight through space we ended up in nova scotia. then somehow i got to this big 'base' area, which had sprite based cacodemons and quake 1 orges (with strange textures) running about.


shortly after i woke up, but kept falling back asleep and having 'microdreams' (if thats what they are called) about completly random things.
Sep 6th, 2004 05:22 AM
FS
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Originally Posted by Chojin
and his mother Foxy Cleopatra was there. Luckily, I realized I was dreaming and raped her.
YOU FUCKER I'll get you for that in my own dreams.

I rarely find my dreams very interesting because I usually half-know that I'm dreaming, and when I wake up I can figure out where all the elements came from. And they're often very incoherent, with everything around me changing constantly.

Yesterday, part of my dream was that I looked out the bedroom window and I saw a plane taking a dive really close to our house, then at the last moment straightening, and the tail end shook like a flexible board. Then the next day the wind direction was so that we could hear the planes coming over very loudly. I kept thinking my dream might've been some kind of omen and a plane was going to crash nearby.

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Originally Posted by davinxtk
Everyone's had sex dreams, but does anyone else have sexual frustration dreams?
I have those all the time. If it's not something that happens to disturb the sex, like people coming in and laughing or getting pissed off at me, it's that something awful happens to the girl, like her suddenly shrinking or turning completely apathetic like she's dead kinda kills the moment. Once I had a girl turning into a mannequin and when I woke up I thought "this is just like the movie, but in reverse" and was pissed off.
Since the way I see it, dreams are just my subconscious controlling my imagination, it's like I'm doing it to myself. Which in turn makes me think that either insecurity or self-dislike is to blame on screwing up things.

I think Jixby is comedic Einstein.
Sep 6th, 2004 05:02 AM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by Mr. Oysterhead
Wasn't Seth quoting Batman, then going on to say there was no proof of it?
ScruU2twice quoted batman, because i told about a dream of a CROSSBALLS DVD that was a best of package and the prototype for the packaging read "Comedy Gold!" on it. Then Scru said the thing and yeah. Then SETH said it in an unrelated thread but he wasn't quoting Batman or Scru.

I had a dream a while back, and I submitted it to slowwave.com, and it got drawn!



See the "HAHAHAHA" in the last panel? That's because at that point there was a sitcom laughtrack. Its great because he drew the laughtrack but didn't explain it. There was this whole second part to my dream that I didn't mention: My dream cuts out to a TV with that airplane scene going on. Crispin Glover, playing a Rubin-esque character from the film "Rubin and Ed" is watching television with his mother, who is also similar to his mother in "Rubin and Ed." His mother says, in a nagging tone, "There, see? why don't you become a cop! There's OBVIOUSLY a vaccancy!" There's a spot to be filled now that the letter L has been killed. Then from THIS point, my dream takes the sape of an old idea for a sketch that I had, and the dream pretty much played out exactly how the sketch played out in my head. I never wrote it, because it's a parody of "Rubin and Ed," which is an extremely obscure movie. In Rubin and Ed, Crispin Glover's character is a reclusive weirdo who spends all day mourning the death of his cat while listening to really loud, depressing music, and dancing around with a mouse squeeky-toy. His mother is sick of this, and she constantly nags at him to "go out and make a friend!" Finally she takes away his stereo. "No more music untill you go out there and make a friend!" in the movie, he meets Ed, who is recruiting people for a multi-level-maketing seminar, and they end up wandering around in the desert with a dead cat in an ice-cooler.

Well anyway, my sketch was a take-off on this idea of Rubin being forced to go out and make a friend. But in my version, he goes and joins the police force, expecting to be paired up with a partner who will, in true buddy-cop movie fasion, will eventually become friends, despite their differences. Also the idea of a wirey, anti-social weirdo who has no bussiness doing police work is out fighting criminals. I kind of played out the sketch in my head a lot, but his joining the police force had nothing to do with him filling the place of a gunned-down sesame-street prop. It's like when MTV's The State did their clip-shows, and they used new linking material to link together two sketches that previously weren't linked together.

Has anybody ever done this while dreaming? replayed old ideas or day dreams almost EXACTLY the same exact way you imagined them before? It's the only time I've ever done it, and I've never heard of other people being able to do it.
Sep 6th, 2004 02:17 AM
Father §p@z
Re: I can't find Seth's dream thread, so...

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Originally Posted by Chojin
Lately I've been having dreams about playing text adventures and I remember that Seth said only brilliant people can read in their dreams so apparently I've proved him incorrect.

The new line from my signature is from last night's dream.
:/ That reminds me, what ever happened to my text adventure?
Sep 6th, 2004 02:09 AM
mubert
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I had a dream last night that I paid 10 dollars to join the Something Awful forums.

I wish I was joking.
Well, if I had 10 bucks I would. Cause Suprnova doesnt have bittorrents for porn.
Sep 6th, 2004 12:40 AM
MLE
Sep 6th, 2004 12:38 AM
Anonymous Did I mention that Halle was WAY HOT.
Sep 6th, 2004 12:34 AM
davinxtk HENCE THE ANGRY CONDOM HUNT.
Sep 6th, 2004 12:00 AM
MLE i have. i'm not in the mood for sex for a day or two afterwards, usually, because i get satisfied in my dreams. most guys don't get that ;>
Sep 5th, 2004 10:44 PM
Father §p@z I never have secks dreams
Sep 5th, 2004 10:37 PM
Anonymous Actually, yes, but more because I turn people in dreams down for sex because I have a girlfriend and then I wake up and I'm like FUCK. :<
Sep 5th, 2004 10:21 PM
davinxtk Since Chojin so gracefully stomped any opportunity for public ridicule in the last thread, here:


Everyone's had sex dreams, but does anyone else have sexual frustration dreams?
Last night in my dream I was about to fuck this girl and couldn't find a condom. I got so angry in my dream that I woke up pissed off.
The worst part? I've got condoms.
Sep 5th, 2004 10:17 PM
Anonymous I forgot to mention that in my dream, I was a foreign exchange student living with fatsatan, and on my day back I entered the house from the 3rd floor fire escape (as was common), and his mother Foxy Cleopatra was there. Luckily, I realized I was dreaming and raped her.

SCORE ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS
Sep 5th, 2004 09:38 PM
the[Hitman] no...

technically its not a "non sequitur" comment because someone made a reference to Real Genius.
Sep 5th, 2004 09:37 PM
ThisIsWitty I have Myst-esqe dreams where I'm writing and reading. But the things that I'm writing are like word-pictures. Its hard to describe. :/
Sep 5th, 2004 09:35 PM
Esuohlim HITMAN ARE YOU AWARE OF MY NON SEQUITUR HUMOR THREAD?
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