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May 23rd, 2003 01:00 PM | |
Les Waste |
LOL I WAS NOT AWARE OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS HIDING OUT IN BOCA RATON, I HONESTLY CAN SAY THAT I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING |
May 22nd, 2003 11:45 PM | |
Osama_Bin_Laden | It needed to be done due to lack of action. |
May 22nd, 2003 11:42 PM | |
AChimp | Fuck you for bumping this shit. |
May 22nd, 2003 11:17 PM | |
Evil Robot | This thread bumbed for democracy. VIVA THE DEMOCRACY |
Feb 3rd, 2003 05:28 PM | |
whoreable |
lol ________ Acrylic Vaporizer Review |
Feb 3rd, 2003 05:28 PM | |
Jixby Phillips | It was VERY crude. but VERY funny. |
Feb 3rd, 2003 04:46 PM | |
Les Waste |
SCARY MOVIE IS A LOL LAUGH RIOT AND ITS A GROSS OUT FEST AS WELL!! :D |
Feb 3rd, 2003 01:29 PM | |
Jixby Phillips | REMEMBER IN SCARY MOVIE WHEN SHE BEAT THE KIDS UP BECAUSE THEY WERE TRICK OR TREATERS, THAT WAS HILARIOUS |
Feb 3rd, 2003 09:44 AM | |
whoreable |
YOU RUINED THIS THREAD ________ Iolite Handheld Herbal Vaporizer |
Feb 3rd, 2003 09:38 AM | |
Spectre X | OMG! he's right! I saw some Martians on the 31st of October, so I shot them. I shot them right through the head with my double barrelled shotgun. they even had the nerve to threaten me. they asked me for a"treat", and if I wouldn't give them one, they would give me a"trick". luckily I got those little fuckers. |
Feb 3rd, 2003 08:50 AM | |
FS | I'm ashamed for ever demanding him banned. |
Feb 3rd, 2003 02:08 AM | |
Vomit | |
Feb 3rd, 2003 01:50 AM | |
Jixby Phillips | Anybody who doesn't find MISTER FART to be funny, doesn't actually READ his posts. |
Feb 3rd, 2003 12:08 AM | |
Ninjavenom | HAH! This reminds me of a certain Racebannon song. Ten points to anyone who can guess it. |
Feb 2nd, 2003 11:55 PM | |
Rez |
no.... |
Feb 2nd, 2003 11:53 PM | |
Evil Robot |
you hate yourself very much? |
Feb 2nd, 2003 11:51 PM | |
Rez |
i must be the only one who doesnt find MISTER FART funny. i'm not offended in the least, it just was so infuriatingly unfunny. oooh, CAPS oooh, KIDS DRAWINGS AND IMPROPER GRAMMAR! :/ funny guy he is. |
Feb 2nd, 2003 11:32 PM | |
Evil Robot | I'm gonna jerk off to that little story!! |
Feb 2nd, 2003 11:31 PM | |
executioneer |
THAT IS SO WACKY -willie |
Feb 2nd, 2003 11:25 PM | |
Spooky |
http://www.diseasedminds.com/politics/aliens.html The first conspiracy. Written the morning of the crash. It reads: Aliens are attacking! You heard me right. This morning, the evil Martian lord Tom Petty, taking a break from tour, was in his space craft, about to head off to Alpha 97, the quadrant hidden behind Mars, where his evil forces reside. The U.S. Space program was researching the league of martian evil, and was to return with the seret plans Tom Petty and the martian elite had to take over earth! Tom Petty isn't alone, obviously. His crack team of other martians, include Billy Joel, Elton John, John Denver, The Spice Girls, and Fred Durst. Their plot had been boiling, and they had created a genome project, to develop big scary mosters, made out of carbon dioxide, bumper stickers, and rubber bands. These ghastly rubber-band sticker dioxide men were being produced in the hundered daily, when America sent a space craft to steal the plans, and ultimatly stop the invasion. Their trip, however, fell short. On their way back, Billy Joel manned a huge, piano shape deathmahcine, and hunted the shuttle into the atmosphere, blasting it with Martian Space-goo blasters. I had received trasmissions I had hacked into, of some of the late heroes claiming "Why the fuck is a piano shooting at us!?!" It was their last transmission. They were vaporized, with small pieces of their fried corpses and ship landing on the ground, covered in the secret Martian Space Goo. The government quickly blocked off these pieces, for "testing". The martians, disguised as earth musicians, can now easily "go on tour", and release these rubber-band sticker monsters all over the arenas, allowing the choas to ensue, and we will all die at their hands. There is nothing we can do, but pray, that they have a weakness. I've said too much. |
Feb 2nd, 2003 10:57 PM | |
sadie | |
Feb 2nd, 2003 10:56 PM | |
Evil Robot |
There is an even bigger and more confusing conspiracy. Its know as the really obscure sticker code. http://www.tackamarks.freeservers.com/ |
Feb 2nd, 2003 10:53 PM | |
Les Waste |
HOW IRONIC THE NEW KING OF AMERICA IS FROM AUSTRAILIA HE ISN'T FROM AMERICA AT ALL :mystery |
Feb 2nd, 2003 10:53 PM | |
Jixby Phillips |
MR FART, IF THERE WAS AN AWARD FOR THREADS, YOU WOULD NOT ONLY WIN IT, BUT YOU WOULD ALSO GIVE IT OUT TO YOURSELF!! CONGRATULATIONS :-) |
Feb 2nd, 2003 10:53 PM | |
Les Waste |
I KNEW IT AND MISTER FART PROVED ME RIGHT I TOLD WRECK THAT THE SPACE SHUTTLE WAS BUILT WITH GALACTIC ALIEN TECHNOLOGY AND THATS WHY THE GOVERNMENT DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE SELLING THEM ON EBAY BECAUSE THE DEBRISES WERE WRITTEN ON WITH ALIEN LANGUAGE AND IT WAS SUSPICOUS :o AND NOW MISTER FART HAS BLOWN THE LID OFF OF THIS MOTHER NOW I GUESS HE'S THE NEW PRESIDENT NOW HUH |
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