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| Sep 23rd, 2008 08:59 PM | |
| LordSappington |
Wait, you can have a bunch of empty beer cans, pretend to finish it off, then toss it in their bag and just close the door. Try to look like Carl from ATHF to get the right impression. |
| Sep 21st, 2008 11:50 PM | |
| payne | you can never go wrong with cholate and don't worry about being cool get like 3-4 huge bags of mini bars and hand like 4-5 out at a time little kids don't even care what they get its more content then quality |
| Sep 21st, 2008 11:03 PM | |
| Colonel Flagg | Twix. It's a candy and it's a cookie. |
| Sep 21st, 2008 10:21 PM | |
| LordSappington | Or you can hold a bag full of snakes to them. Kids love snakes! |
| Sep 21st, 2008 08:51 PM | |
| Cherry Nirvana | I like the idea of a deathmatch for candy. But, if you're not out to have the cops called on you for enjoying some cheap entertainment, you could always go for uncooked packages of Top Ramen. Ten cents a piece and a variety of flavors to choose from! |
| Sep 21st, 2008 06:11 PM | |
| Neen | Give out paper bags with eye holes cut into them for those immagrant childeren that don't wear fucking costumes. It's cheap, demeaning, and sends a clear hint. |
| Sep 21st, 2008 05:58 PM | |
| executioneer | have them fight for entire bags of fun-sized butterfingers |
| Sep 21st, 2008 04:50 PM | |
| Esuohlim |
What the hell kind of kid doesn't like full-sized candy bars I AGREE WITH SAM'S IDEA, THEY DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING MORE 
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| Sep 21st, 2008 04:45 PM | |
| Kitsa | My boyfriend is from the town where they make Van Holten pickles. He had a job cleaning out pickle vats. It lasted 1 day. He says there's some nasty stuff in pickle vats. |
| Sep 21st, 2008 03:39 PM | |
| pac-man | Hand out Tijuana Mamas or Van Holten pickles-in-a-pouch. |
| Sep 21st, 2008 03:30 PM | |
| Shyandquietguy |
I think rainbow Nerds would be a good addition. P.S. Powdered milk, powdered milk, powdered milk. |
| Sep 19th, 2008 12:11 AM | |
| LordSappington | Make them earn their candy on the field of honor. |
| Sep 19th, 2008 12:00 AM | |
| Sam |
GIVE OUT PUNCHES TO THEIR STUPID TRICK OR TREATING FACES
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| Sep 18th, 2008 10:19 PM | |
| Fathom Zero | Give children to candy! |
| Sep 18th, 2008 05:59 PM | |
| Tadao | HOW DARE YOU NOT LINK DOMO CANDY! |
| Sep 18th, 2008 05:53 PM | |
| Mockery |
Since a large portion of these candies are still in production, check out these two big lists o' mine... I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide To The Halloween Candies Of 2007 http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/halloween-candy07 I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide To The Halloween Candies Of 2006 http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/halloween-candy06 |
| Sep 18th, 2008 05:43 PM | |
| JJ_Maniac | Give them apples and razor blades. Save the parents some work while still hurting the little trolls. |
| Sep 18th, 2008 05:23 PM | |
| Grislygus | Ultrachrist pamphlets telling them why Halloween will send them straight to hell, that's always a winner. Give them a single jolly rancher with it, too. It'll compromise their souls, but at least it will satisfy their candy lust and prevent Satan from filling their hearts with rage |
| Sep 18th, 2008 05:01 PM | |
| Kitsa | regular. |
| Sep 18th, 2008 04:48 PM | |
| 10,000 Volt Ghost |
Caramel, or Root Beer Barrels. Are they fruit or regular mentos? |
| Sep 18th, 2008 03:46 PM | |
| Kitsa |
I never got the point of the Halloween themed pencils because (at least, back in the day when trick or treat was on Halloween and not some pansy-ass afternoon a week before stuff) by the time you had a chance to use them, Halloween was over. If I could have afforded it, I would have gotten like 50 boxes of BeanBoozled. But factory store doesn't necessarily mean factory outlet and they were expensive as all hell. |
| Sep 18th, 2008 03:36 PM | |
| Tadao | Stuff from your neighbors flea market. |
| Sep 18th, 2008 03:35 PM | |
| MattJack |
Jelly Belly Jellybeans: +2 Mentos without some bottle of soda that can make an IED with said Mentos: -5 I say Starburst or Gushers. BETTER YET: Those new Starburstssss that have the Gusher juice in them. The kids will fuc*n lub u |
| Sep 18th, 2008 03:34 PM | |
| Pub Lover | dirty playing cards and airline bottles of booze |
| Sep 18th, 2008 03:32 PM | |
| wobzire | Sorry I said shit so much. |
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