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Jul 26th, 2010 02:48 AM
kahljorn lol sorry dude
Jul 26th, 2010 02:12 AM
Sam Yeah.
Jul 26th, 2010 02:07 AM
kahljorn seriously?
Jul 26th, 2010 01:59 AM
Sam You puked on me.
Jul 26th, 2010 01:49 AM
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Jul 25th, 2010 11:57 PM
MLE Suddenly, I hear swan lake playing in the back of my mind.
Jul 25th, 2010 11:55 PM
Sacks I've never puked because of alcohol, but one time when I went to go hang out with my brother when he was doing a school thing in Russia we all went drinking with this really rich English guy. He was pretty set on getting me wasted so he was buying us all beers and shots of vodka. After about 5 beers and 6 shots of vodka everyone decided it was best we leave. He went ahead and got everyone a shot of absinthe before we started our walk back to where we were staying. About 15-20 minutes after the shot, every person who was with me started vomiting at the EXACT SAME TIME all over the street. I decided that there was probably something wrong with the absinthe (and that I may look suspicious if I wasn't puking all over the street too) and forced myself. It felt pretty good afterward.
Jul 25th, 2010 11:50 PM
MLE Hahahahahahahahaha I remember that. You were gooooone. I still stayed with you in that bathroom for nearly half the night. I wonder where people went to the bathroom, considering that was the only one.
Jul 25th, 2010 11:43 PM
Chojin i went on a bunch of coasters at kings dominion, as well as one of those flippy pirate boat things. the zipper is still more terrifying, moreso because it's assembled by addicts and alcoholics with rubberbands.

o my puke story: i'm unreasonably healthy and haven't puked in a few years. i never drink so much that i'd vomit anymore, and i rarely drink. the only time i really remember vomit being of any consequence is when emily bought me this bottle of 90 proof rumplemintz and i drank the entire thing in the first 30 minutes of a party. i then did some awful karaoke and adjourned to the bathroom for the rest of the evening.
Jul 25th, 2010 11:20 PM
MLE One year, I went to my state fair (which in Maryland is pretty big), and was standing there watching the ride called the Zipper.

It was the general amusement of it at first, but then there was one scream, then another. Then some from the ground. Apparently during the ride, some kid on the ride had puked up absolutely everything he had in him while the ride was going on. First, the girl next to him screamed (Initially, I thought it would be funnier to say she might be his girlfriend, but then I realized it would be the most mortifying if it was his sister. I'm going to assume it was his sister). Next, a girl in another ride cage screamed. Apparently, his puked so much that it was flung out of his cage and into hers. After that, it apparently either dripped in front of someone or hit someone on the ground close to the ride, because that's when that screaming started.

By the way, after riding this ride, Chojin refused to go on any more fun rides for the rest of the day. Either this ride is really super scary, or he's a but of a wimp when talking about amusement park rides. I think this was a few years afterwards, so he didn't get to see the full glory of the puke story.
Jul 25th, 2010 10:17 PM
Evil Robot you are all puke.
Jul 25th, 2010 10:12 PM
The Leader The same thing happened to me once, except it was on a tire swing and I was ten.
Jul 25th, 2010 09:52 PM
Schimid i threw up on a carnival ride once

it was this big hollowed-out bear that spun around

i told my friends to stop but they didn't believe me

why didn't they believe me
Jul 20th, 2010 06:51 PM
Shyandquietguy I think I can practice self-gurgitation guys, I seen it all on youtube.

I swear I can do it. I can do a ping pong ball and a strwaberry and poop out the strawberry on command guys. Anyone ever thought of trying this out? I brush my teeth alot and every time I puke so that really helps.
Jul 20th, 2010 04:29 PM
Originally Posted by Zomboid View Post
I genuinely miss when no one would give ZBF's threads even a bit of seriousness, and they always devolved into people flaming him.
Hopefully Dixie gets here soon.
Jul 20th, 2010 12:02 PM
spazboy I used to always stop at a convenience store on the way home from the pubs and pick up a few bags of pork rinds. The deep fried, salty, porous rubbish would then soak up all the grog in my belly and dehydrate me enough to make me vomit everywhere. Good times.
Jul 20th, 2010 11:59 AM
elx so this one night i was ill without realizing it and ended up convincing myself that there were zombie murderers in my home and i needed to get away very quickly. so i crawled out of my bedroom, through the hallway, under stuff in the loft, tumbled down the stairs, and splat onto the floor in the corridor. upon landing i puked all over my face (thanks gravity) and made the assessment that i had been poisoned. i almost made it out the door before the security alarm went off, too.
Jul 20th, 2010 10:22 AM
Zomboid I genuinely miss when no one would give ZBF's threads even a bit of seriousness, and they always devolved into people flaming him.
Jul 20th, 2010 10:17 AM
Kitsa I don't puke a lot. The times I do are when I have actual, diagnosed, tell-the-health-department food poisoning. I've had salmonella (sour cream at an arby's in Niagara Falls in the 80s) and e coli (unwashed green peppers on a pizza in the late 90s). Haven't had botulism for the trifecta yet.

My dad is one of those dads who thinks you're faking, despite my history of 100% never faking ever because I have enough real medical shit to keep me well-supplied. So when I was walking through Niagara Falls and starting to complain of a bad stomachache, he wouldn't let me not eat. I remember very clearly that I had to eat turkey and mayo on white bread and Tahitian Treat (that's a godawful neon red, supersweet fruit-flavored soda, for those of you who don't know) with the rest of the family. So I threw up neon red for the first few days and then whatever water I tried to keep down for the remainder of the week.

The e coli was one of those bad-stuff-coming-from-every-orifice sort of illnesses.
Jul 20th, 2010 06:13 AM
Zhukov Slow down.
Jul 20th, 2010 05:58 AM
Shyandquietguy I once downed three fourths of an Olde English 40 because I was sorely depressed and the feeling was magical, but I don't know if I'd do it again!

Also for preceding post! "I'm tired of these motha fuckin' barf bags on this motha fuckin' plane!"
Jul 20th, 2010 05:31 AM
Zhukov You're the one with a really big head, aren't you Zelda'sbiggestfan?
Jul 20th, 2010 05:10 AM
Shyandquietguy Also, why do they even have barf bags on a plane? There's bathrooms on those things man.
Jul 20th, 2010 05:05 AM
Shyandquietguy Hey guys, do you think chunky puke is actually better for you? I mean, it gets stuck in your teeth so the vomit really doesn't get that much time in. I can't do a good study cause I haven't puked alot y'know?
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