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| Mar 3rd, 2008 01:08 AM | |||||
| liquidstatik | D: | ||||
| Mar 2nd, 2008 05:56 PM | |||||
| JediScum | Ninja throat gagger porn? Alright fine. Give me five bucks. | ||||
| Mar 2nd, 2008 02:42 PM | |||||
| Fat_Hippo | You mean that? All my dreams are finally com- I mean, uhh...don't. Yeah, 'cause I would never want that. Ahem. | ||||
| Mar 2nd, 2008 02:30 PM | |||||
| Tadao |
F H is jealous. He's gonna have a Ninja experience soon. One day when you go to drink some water...
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| Mar 2nd, 2008 11:17 AM | |||||
| JediScum |
I might be interested, so long as Tadao respects my limits. No blood, shit or piss play (well, maybe piss) and I am NOT a bottom. Everything else is cool though. |
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| Mar 2nd, 2008 08:09 AM | |||||
| Fat_Hippo | JediScum, that means he wants to fuck you! Now's your chance! | ||||
| Mar 1st, 2008 11:34 PM | |||||
| Tadao | JediScum is funny. sometimes | ||||
| Mar 1st, 2008 11:14 PM | |||||
| JediScum |
No... when i don't try, i seem to have a talent for walking quickly and making almost noise. If my toes twinkled, they would give off light. Which would make me a bad ninja. Come to think of it, luminscent feet is prolly why i'm always picked last in the ninja kickball league. On an unrelated note, have you ever heard of a band called Metallica? I think they're from California, and they don't sound that bad. |
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| Mar 1st, 2008 09:51 PM | |||||
| Tadao |
twinkle toes 
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| Mar 1st, 2008 09:15 PM | |||||
| JediScum |
I don't know if this counts as "ninja" but i seem to have weird knack for walking into a room, then someone turns around and i scare the shit out of them. It's like they don't hear me. I never do this on purpose. When i try to do it i fuck it up |
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| Mar 1st, 2008 08:01 PM | |||||
| executioneer | macleon is ALSO not skilled in the seven ways of going | ||||
| Mar 1st, 2008 07:51 PM | |||||
| Tadao |
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| Mar 1st, 2008 07:43 PM | |||||
| MacLeon | The last Ninja incident I had was giving a kid dressed up as Shinobi on Halloween a hand full of candies. | ||||
| Feb 10th, 2008 11:41 AM | |||||
| Fat_Hippo | I once threw a sherrifs star at my brother, that's almost like throwing a shuriken. Good thing he dodged, 'cause it actually stuck in the wall. That could've hurt. | ||||
| Feb 10th, 2008 10:49 AM | |||||
| terrva | The best ninja experience i ever had was when my friend threw a makeshift shuriken on his own foot and bled like crazy. Good times. | ||||
| Feb 9th, 2008 04:36 PM | |||||
| Tadao |
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| Feb 9th, 2008 07:13 AM | |||||
| Chojin |
i remember when I did everything I had before poseur |
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| Feb 9th, 2008 06:55 AM | |||||
| saizo_ogasawara | The first ninja experience I had was when me and my friends had to sneak out of detention. We literally had to use everything we could use, did everything we had to just to escape. And the teachers were no wiser the next effin' day. | ||||
| Feb 6th, 2008 10:45 PM | |||||
| Sacks | When I was around 10 me and this kid used to be ninjas in his apartment complex. There were huge steep hills everywhere and we'd both get on my pink and green TMNT skateboard and sail into the night like warrior poets. | ||||
| Feb 5th, 2008 03:44 PM | |||||
| Tadao | I usally counter by bleeding on them and shouting "I have THE AIDS!" | ||||
| Feb 5th, 2008 11:55 AM | |||||
| Great Mighty Poo |
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| Feb 5th, 2008 04:01 AM | |||||
| executioneer | i can't learn a for reals martial art because that would involve human interaction and i am bad at that | ||||
| Feb 5th, 2008 03:45 AM | |||||
| Tadao |
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http://www.legendsmma.com/ And there's a Krav Maga place at 11500 W Olympic Blvd, about 25 minutes from West Hollywood. |
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| Feb 5th, 2008 03:27 AM | |||||
| Mockery |
Exactly, and there's no way to dodge it when you're rolling around on the ground with some guy who's got you in an arm bar while his ass is on your face.  For me, it's not the typical, "that fjiu-jitsu method looks soooo gay!" thing that you hear people say, it's the fear of my opponents bad hygiene. You know how some athletes are superstitious and don't like washing their uniforms 'n shit? Yeah, well martial arts isn't exclusive to that shit either, and I don't wanna be up close & personal with somebody in a uniform that hasn't been washed in ages... not to mention their own personal body hygiene (or lack thereof) |
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| Feb 5th, 2008 12:07 AM | |||||
| executioneer |
man the shit your pants attack sounds like one you want to dodge 
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