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Sep 23rd, 2010 12:33 AM | ||
Kitsa | The first thing I thought of was an elaborate pulley system of some sort and then I realized what I was picturing and stopped. | |
Sep 22nd, 2010 06:16 PM | ||
MrAdventure | yeah just make sure you pick a different day from the milk man | |
Sep 22nd, 2010 11:45 AM | ||
Zhukov | I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you saved it up in a jar and just dropped it off to them once a week. | |
Sep 22nd, 2010 11:25 AM | ||
Tadao | If you do the spermbank thing, you only get beat off once a week, maybe longer. I looked into that a long time ago. | |
Sep 22nd, 2010 10:07 AM | ||
Colonel Flagg | Wouldn't it be great if you could get paid for doing that? :spermbank | |
Sep 22nd, 2010 09:51 AM | ||
Tadao | I never thought about that. I just want to make sure I can still beat off. | |
Sep 22nd, 2010 07:47 AM | ||
MrAdventure |
i took a look at the gov database and here's what came up: future careers for tadao replacement hawaiian cardboard lady for grocery store display scarecrow duck duck goose participant-category: duck strangers with candy dad news desk anchor have you decided how you're going to position your arms when they get frozen because, i'll be honest, it'll make or break any one of these careers good luck god bledss |
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Sep 20th, 2010 09:54 PM | ||
Tadao | I need to post my updated xrays | |
Sep 20th, 2010 06:10 PM | ||
Tadao | GOD DAMMIT! THERE IS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX | |
Sep 20th, 2010 05:36 PM | ||
MLE | Ankylosing spondylitis | |
Sep 20th, 2010 04:06 PM | ||
The Leader |
HIS BONES ARE SLOWLY FUSING TOGETHER HE'S SO FUCKING HARD CORE |
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Sep 20th, 2010 04:05 PM | ||
sspadowsky | How are you disabled, if I may ax? | |
Sep 20th, 2010 02:56 PM | ||
Tadao | AKA see previous discussion with Kahl about methheads. | |
Sep 20th, 2010 02:38 PM | ||
MLE | Unless you find one of those groups that know all the back doors, you won't be getting your food stamps. My boyfriend just looked up the laws in LA. | |
Sep 20th, 2010 03:59 AM | ||
kahljorn | GOTO A PAIN DOCTOR LOL | |
Sep 20th, 2010 01:04 AM | ||
Tadao |
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Sep 19th, 2010 11:59 PM | ||
Shadowdancer21b | I have three sons and an unemployed chef wife. I have expenses that outweigh my income but we were auto-denied. Ain't that a bitch? | |
Sep 19th, 2010 11:31 PM | ||
kahljorn |
TADAO YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR DOCTOR AND HAM IT UP THAT YOURE IN PAIN. GET A BUNCH MORE PILLS AND SELL THEM TO PEOPLE. DO YOU TAKE OXYCONTIN? SOMEBODY TOLD ME RECENTLY THEY CHANGED THE FORMULA SO ThAT ITS NON-ABUSABLE ;/ IF YOU HAVE THE KIND THATS ABUSABLE YOU COULD MAKE A FORTUNE |
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Sep 19th, 2010 09:23 PM | ||
MLE | Blame your Governator. | |
Aug 31st, 2010 11:37 AM | ||
Dimnos | Don't worry Z. That creepy underage girl on the bus probably still loves you. And one day she will turn 18. | |
Aug 30th, 2010 03:53 PM | ||
executioneer |
yeah he's an ankylosaurus don't get behind him or he'll thrash you with his clublike bony tail |
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Aug 30th, 2010 12:05 PM | ||
Colonel Flagg | I'll take that "Penis Mightier" category, Alex, for 2 million dollars. :D | |
Aug 30th, 2010 11:42 AM | ||
Zhukov | ||
Aug 30th, 2010 11:30 AM | ||
Tadao | All 3 are correct! You can move onto the next round. Sorry Z, but you are eliminated. At least you get to go home to your girlfriend now. Oh yeah, no one loves you. | |
Aug 30th, 2010 10:54 AM | ||
Colonel Flagg | Ankylosing Spondylitis - I think | |
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