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Oct 17th, 2007 11:15 PM
Emu That game stereotypes white people
Oct 17th, 2007 11:10 PM
Guitar Woman Scaraba would be the fictional town in the Super Nintendo role playing game EARTHBOUND that contains horrible racial stereotypes of middle-eastern people and has really awesome music
Oct 17th, 2007 09:32 PM
DuFresne If so, have you been to its fair?


Edit: Dammit! I should have said "Are you going to its fair?" FUCK
Oct 17th, 2007 09:28 PM
Evil Robot Guitar Woman, does the SCARABA, BITCHES mean Scarborough, Westchester?
Oct 17th, 2007 01:32 PM
MetalMilitia ...or put the witches cape on a prisoner and take pictures.
Oct 17th, 2007 02:37 AM
Sacks Because someone could cut themselves on those skates!
Oct 16th, 2007 09:51 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot View Post
OK, I just climbed back down from the scuz and spider filled attic with the following news about the ordinary toy chest:

1) 3 pairs of assorted childrens gloves.
2) Polyester witches hat.
3) Polyester witches robe thing (like the one from the Abu Grhaib photos).
4) One pair ice skates, size 5.
5) Small stuffed whale.
6) The broken off tip of the screwdriver I used to pry the box open.
7) An old cheap camera with no film in it.
Why would somebody go through the trouble of locking that?
Oct 16th, 2007 03:30 AM
Guitar Woman Why would you abandon such an awesome house
Oct 16th, 2007 01:25 AM
Fathom Zero Place to hide the bodies from now on?
Oct 16th, 2007 01:21 AM
Evil Robot OK, so I just ran a 6" inch long 3/16" carbide bit into the suspect spot on the floor and after 4" or so it just dropped right in and there wasn't any dirt on the bit when I pulled it back up. Theres a bonified hollw spot down there.
Oct 16th, 2007 12:56 AM
DeadKennedys My credit score happens to be 720. Do I qualify?
Oct 16th, 2007 12:31 AM
Evil Robot You can have it if your sleep number is less than 40.
Oct 16th, 2007 12:07 AM
Obscurus Lupa Did you save the camera?

...cause I want it.
Oct 15th, 2007 11:48 PM
Evil Robot OK, I just climbed back down from the scuz and spider filled attic with the following news about the ordinary toy chest:

1) 3 pairs of assorted childrens gloves.
2) Polyester witches hat.
3) Polyester witches robe thing (like the one from the Abu Grhaib photos).
4) One pair ice skates, size 5.
5) Small stuffed whale.
6) The broken off tip of the screwdriver I used to pry the box open.
7) An old cheap camera with no film in it.



Very uneventful I would say, but on the plus side I discovered a hollow spot in the concrete floor in the basement while building a workbench. We cut about 6" into the cement to discover that there is an inexplicable layer of brick embeded in that portion of the floor only. My guess is that somebody filled in an old sump for no good reason, this was an old school septic cistern, or ITS FILLED WITH ME GOLD!!!!!!!
Oct 15th, 2007 07:22 PM
Dr. V Evil Robot died again?
Oct 15th, 2007 04:58 PM
MarioRPG I think the box was actually the Ark of The Covenenant, hence the lack of the response.
Oct 15th, 2007 10:41 AM
McClain Seriously. If I had a locked chest in my attic I'd exhaust all means to get that thing open. Haven't you seen Goonies? Do you not know what kind of relics are found in attics?
Oct 14th, 2007 10:51 PM
Fathom Zero Have you tried sledgehammer?
Oct 14th, 2007 08:08 PM
Jeanette X
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Robot View Post
A locked toy chest which I could not open but clearly has something inside it.
I am excited about this "guitar" more than anything.
I'd be more excited about the locked toy chest. Have you tried picking the lock?
Oct 14th, 2007 07:42 PM
Obscurus Lupa Mogwai.
Oct 14th, 2007 05:25 PM
JediScum For real, man. What's in the goddamn toy chest?!?
Oct 14th, 2007 05:09 PM
Sacks Why hasn't Evil Robot been back with more information :<.
Oct 14th, 2007 04:11 PM
JediScum "Photographs of the previous residents child being born (from what I gather it was a C-section)."

So were these actual pics of the C-section being performed or was it a lady in bed with stitches, holding a bloody baby and giving the camera a thumbs up?
Oct 14th, 2007 02:25 PM
Zbu Manowar Attic? Locked chest?

If you see a weird little puzzle box in there, run like hell.
Oct 14th, 2007 02:22 AM
Sacks Leather daddy poo-porn has an awesome ring to it.
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